Football 2015/16 November | Madrid 0 : 4 Barcelona

By Yurt Go To Postitaly m8

third world sul campo innit

Pls Yurt stop talking to Penny he keeps laughing at my ping being 21ms
We don't need him, his cars nor the japanese empire .

By Pellerin Go To PostAll these talk about punchable faces and nobody mention Diego Costa

i can't

Why would you want to punch a face that has clearly been misshapen by lots of people's fists already? Might as well start a new. Is Januzaj still considered a pl player?

By Ricky Go To PostPls Yurt stop talking to Penny he keeps laughing at my ping being 21ms
We don't need him, his cars nor the japanese empire .

Andres laughed about your ping.
I laughed at your downloadspeed.

By Ricky Go To PostPls Yurt stop talking to Penny he keeps laughing at my ping being 21ms
We don't need him, his cars nor the japanese empire .

I'd suck your dick for 21 50 ms right now ;_;

By Yurt Go To PostI'd suck your dick for 21 50 ms right now ;_;

Ditto. I'm at 9 ms (^_-).

Time for CL predictions cunts



Astana 0 - 3 Atletico Madrid
Benfica 2 - 0 Galatasaray
Borussia M. 1 - 2 Juventus
Real Madrid 2 - 2 PSG
PSV 1 - 3 Wolfsburg
Shakhtar 2 - 0 Malmo
Sevilla 1 - 2 Man City
Man United 2-0 CSKA Moscow
Olympiacos 2 - 0 Dinamo Zagreb
M. Tel-Aviv 0 - 3 Porto
Lyon 2 - 2 Zenit
Barcelona 3 - 0 BATE
Roma 3 - 2 Bayer Neverkusen
Gent 0 - 2 Valencia
Chelsea 1 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv
Bayern Munich 2 - 1 Arsenal

By Pennywise Go To PostAndres laughed about your ping.
I laughed at your downloadspeed.

Damn you!

By Yurt Go To PostI'd suck your dick for 21 50 ms right now ;_;

Now imagine a Guatemalan Milanista Fuckboi saying straight to your face that your connection is shite
He probably uses morse code to text the whatsapp group

By Yurt Go To Posthttp://store.steampowered.com/app/257510/

The Talos Principle, 40% off for the next two hours.

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I'd buy it at this price on PS4 ;_;

By Esch Go To PostChelsea 1 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv

cunt

By Esch Go To PostBenfica 2 - 0 Galatasaray

cunt

@bbcsport_david: Remi Garde departing Lyon by private jet shortly, will arrive at London Luton & head straight to WHL for #THFC game. #AVFC announcement soon

By Dissonance Go To Postcunt

By JTS Go To Postcunt

RICKY

Cara used to date non other than your other crush Michelle Rodriguez


imagine having a threesome with them just imagine



(granted they won't let you touch them but it'd still be worth it)

By Esch Go To PostTime for CL predictions cunts

Astana 1 - 3 Atletico Madrid
Benfica 1 - 1 Galatasaray
Borussia M. 1 - 1 Juventus
Real Madrid 1 - 2 PSG
PSV 0 - 2 Wolfsburg
Shakhtar 2 - 0 Malmo
Sevilla 3 - 2 Man City
Olympiacos 1 - 0 Dinamo Zagreb
M. Tel-Aviv 1 - 2 Porto
Lyon 0 - 0 Zenit
Barcelona 5 - 0 BATE
Roma 1 - 1 Bayer Neverkusen
Gent 0 - 2 Valencia
Chelsea 0 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv
Bayern Munich 0 - 1 Arsenal

Depay been dropped by Holland?

Absolute banterlicious.

By Yurt Go To PostRICKY

Cara used to date non other than your other crush Michelle Rodriguez


imagine having a threesome with them just imagine



(granted they won't let you touch them but it'd still be worth it)

I can't imagine it
I think I might faint as soon as I realize it's happening
Maybe write a quick "help guys" to someone
And then faint and hit my head and forget everything

By Yurt Go To PostRICKY

Cara used to date non other than your other crush Michelle Rodriguez


imagine having a threesome with them just imagine



(granted they won't let you touch them but it'd still be worth it)

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pls

I'm gonna need to see that picture Yurt.

By Esch Go To PostTime for CL predictions cunts

Astana 0 - 5 Atletico Madrid
Benfica 3 - 1 Galatasaray
Borussia M. 2 - 1 Juventus
Real Madrid 2 - 0 PSG
PSV 1 - 3 Wolfsburg
Shakhtar 2 - 0 Malmo
Sevilla 1 - 0 Man City
Man United 0 - 0 CSKA Moscow
Olympiacos 2 - 2 Dinamo Zagreb (pls)
M. Tel-Aviv 0 - 3 Porto
Lyon 1 - 2 Zenit
Barcelona 3 - 0 BATE
Roma 3 - 2 Bayer Neverkusen
Gent 0 - 2 Valencia
Chelsea 1 - 2 Dynamo Kyiv
Bayern Munich 1 - 1 Arsenal

Paul Pogba’s agent, Mino Raiola, admits the midfielder “could stay another year at Juventus."

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By Freewheelin Go To PostACCESS DENIED

pls

By noal Go To PostI'm gonna need to see that picture Yurt.

guys pls, just google Cara and Michelle, you'll even see them making out topless

though I suppose you can always crop out Michelle with your hand

http://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2015/oct/07/next-generation-2015-50-of-the-best-young-talents-in-world-football

Kenedy... Lincoln... why do Brazilians love former US presidents

"To answer your first question – yes, he is Dejan’s brother, but don’t hold that against him until you’ve seen him play. " LOL christ

5 years ago today...

Tottenham Hotspur 3 - 1 Internazionale

It was like a beautiful dream.

By KP Go To PostDepay been dropped by Holland?

Absolute banterlicious.

Can't blame them. The Netherlands need people with first team playtime in their squads.

By Ushojax Go To Post5 years ago today…

Tottenham Hotspur 3 - 1 Internazionale

It was like a beautiful dream.

yes, yes it was. The 4-3 was even better

Tottenham was even my FIFA team of choice for quite awhile after that game

By Yurt Go To Postguys pls, just google Cara and Michelle, you'll even see them making out topless

though I suppose you can always crop out Michelle with your hand

WHERE DO I SIGN TO BECOME A LESBIAN

According to reports, Barcelona forward Lionel Messi will miss the Clasico at the Bernabeu on November 21, due to the knee injury sustained against Las Palmas.

What a time to be Barca

By Esch Go To PostCan't blame them. The Netherlands need people with first team playtime in their squads.

I can imagine Daley shuffling nervously in training everytime Memphis is near.

Messi must be busy getting his narcotraficante brother out of prison

Benfica are missing their 2 DMs, Mitroglou and their RB. I highly doubt that they will win against Gala, most likely it will be a draw.

A football fan from Switzerland ended up living on the streets of Milan for ten years after losing his way while leaving the city’s San Siro stadium, where he had been watching his team play Inter Milan, according to a Swiss media report.

Rolf Bantle, 71, returned to Switzerland earlier this year after he slipped on the sidewalk and broke his femur, prompting the Swiss consulate to arrange for his transport back to Basel, Schweiz am Sonntag said on Sunday.

Bantle was reported missing after he failed to return to the bus that had transported him and his colleagues to the football game between Basel and Inter Milan on August 24th 2004, Schweiz am Sonntag reported online.

Bantle, who had since survived as a homeless person in Milan, was without health insurance, which apparently led Italian authorities to contact the consulate.

He was treated at the Basel University Hospital and is now living in a Basel retirement centre, where his astonishing story has come to light.

He was among the residents of a group home in Läufelfingen in the canton of Basel-Country, who were on a day outing to see a Champions League qualifying game, the weekly said.

After going to the toilet in the San Siro stadium, Bantle became disoriented and could not find his colleagues, the newspaper said.

“I was suddenly in a different sector,” he is quoted as saying in an interview from the retirement home where he is now living.

With just €20 and 15 Swiss francs (€13) in his back pocket, and without a mobile phone and without a telephone number for his group home, he ended up staying in Milan, living on the streets.

A search was launched for Bantle but he could not be traced.

Bantle explained that he survived by living rough and depending on the generosity of residents in the Baggio district of Milan, including students who gave him food and cigarettes.

One student “gave me a sleeping bag” so he could sleep outside without catching cold, while a woman offered to wash his clothes.

He took showers once a week in a public restroom and frequently visited the local library.

“There was for me no longer any reason to go home,” he told Schweiz am Sonntag, saying that he liked the freedom he lacked at the group home, where he had to follow rules and was placed under guardianship.

Bantle said he speaks some Italian because he had worked in construction jobs with Italian immigrants.

He grew up with his mother without knowing who his father was and was handed to a foster family at an early age.

The newspaper reported that he was currently without relatives and did not want to talk about his foster parents.

With limited education, he worked as a labourer but Bantle suffered from a drinking problem, which led him to being put in the group home.

“It’s nice here,” he told Schweiz am Sonntag of the retirement home where has been living since the summer.

He has a room in the home with expenses covered by the city of Basel, which includes 100 francs’ (€91) pocket money per month.

“In the afternoon I go to the Denner (supermarket) and buy two cans of beer, which is allowed.”

Bantle said he doesn’t miss life in Milan now that he is in the Basel retirement home.

“Ten years is enough and here I feel very good now.”

TL:DR a man from Switzerland came to Milan to see Inter vs. Basilea in 2004, got lost in the stadium, kept living in Milan for 11 years ad a homeless

Filthy immigrant scum stay in your cheese-filled country ffs

Astana 0 - 2 Atletico Madrid
Benfica 1 - 0 Galatasaray
Borussia M. 1 - 1 Juventus
Real Madrid 2 - 1 PSG
PSV 1 - 1 Wolfsburg
Shakhtar 1 - 0 Malmo
Sevilla 2 - 1 Man City
Man United 1-0 CSKA Moscow
Olympiacos 4 - 1 Dinamo Zagreb
M. Tel-Aviv 0 - 3 Porto
Lyon 1 - 2 Zenit
Barcelona 2 - 0 BATE
Roma 2 - 2 Bayer Neverkusen
Gent 0 - 2 Valencia
Chelsea 2 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv
Bayern Munich 3 - 1 Arsenal

By Ricky Go To PostTL:DR a man from Switzerland came to Milan to see Inter vs. Basilea in 2004, got lost in the stadium, kept living in Milan for 11 years ad a homeless

Filthy immigrant scum stay in your cheese-filled country ffs

I'm pretty sure this explains Wayne Rooney.

By Esch Go To PostBenfica 2 - 0 Galatasaray

By n8 Go To PostBenfica 1 - 0 Galatasaray

We're going to the EL arent we

;_;

fuck life

By Pellerin Go To PostWe're going to the EL arent we

;_;

fuck life

Join me. Only yoga can save us now.

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Good shit, Villa social media lads

By n8 Go To Post
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Good shit, Villa social media lads

that looks foreboding rather than positive.

who the fuck designs all these shit.

By Ricky Go To PostTL:DR a man from Switzerland came to Milan to see Inter vs. Basilea in 2004, got lost in the stadium, kept living in Milan for 11 years ad a homeless

Filthy immigrant scum stay in your cheese-filled country ffs

fucking hell i'm actually dying of laughter

i'm telling my girlfriend over the phone and laughing and she's calling me heartless

Have you noticed how Portuguese managers are dominating europe?

Portugal: Jorge Jesus, champion in the last 3 out of 5 years, current leader with Sporting (50 years after they were leading at this point)
Spain: Nuno Espirito Santo, put Valencia back in the Champions League 100 years after their last participation
England: José Mourinho, champion etc. Carlos Carvalhal, just beat Arsenal 3-0 with Sheffield Wednesday
France: Leonardo Jardim, excellent job at Monaco, just failed to get Champions League because he had to face the portuguese manager's biggest threat: another portuguese manager. Nuno Espirito Santo. Also, eliminated Arsenal from the CL last year (wondering if this is a feat by now)
Italy: Paulo Sousa, dominating the Serie A with Fiorentina
Switzerland: Paulo Sousa, current champion with Basel
Greece: Marco Silva, dominating the Greek league with 9 wins out of 9 games with Olympics
Russia: AVB, current champion with Zenit
Turkey: Vitor Pereira, managing to hold on to that 3rd spot with Fenerbahçe, a squad that has RvP in it
Germany: pls

#JTShanks
#PortugueseManagers
#PortoAreScum
#MondayLads

By n8 Go To Post
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Good shit, Villa social media lads

Good lord. What a disaster that club is.

Italy: Paulo Sousa, dominating the Serie A with Fiorentina
Switzerland: Paulo Sousa, current champion with Basel

Why is this allowed?

This is not allowed.

You can't repeat.

I do not allow this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRilNVihw8


This is what happens when science fails.

By rvy Go To Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRilNVihw8


This is what happens when science fails.

By n8 Go To Postfucking hell i'm actually dying of laughter

i'm telling my girlfriend over the phone and laughing and she's calling me heartless

Nate just tell your gf you were practicing laughter yoga


and if you break up one day try to laugh it away as a genius inside joke

Astana 0 - 2 Atletico Madrid
Benfica 3 - 0 Galatasaray
Borussia M. 0 - 3 Juventus
Real Madrid 3 - 1 PSG
PSV 0 - 2 Wolfsburg
Shakhtar 3 - 0 Malmo
Sevilla 2 - 1 Man City
Man United 1 - 0 CSKA Moscow
Olympiacos 2 - 0 Dinamo Zagreb
M. Tel-Aviv 0 - 3 Porto
Lyon 1 - 2 Zenit
Barcelona 3 - 0 BATE
Roma 2 - 2 Bayer Neverkusen
Gent 0 - 3 Valencia
Chelsea 2 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv
Bayern Munich 0 - 3 Arsenal

By rvy Go To Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRilNVihw8


This is what happens when science fails.

What a waste of a seemingly capable manager and a former Gunner

;_;

By Fergie Go To PostBorussia M. 0 - 3 Juventus
Chelsea 2 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv
Bayern Munich 0 - 3 Arsenal

Ferguh what are you doing

you're gonna get an OVERDOSE of reality tomorrow like dis

lol at these motherfucker and Benfica winning.

You're all crazy.

And Mourinho ain't dominating shit right now, the cunt.

By Esch Go To PostReal Madrid 2 - 2 PSG
Barcelona 3 - 0 BATE
Chelsea 1 - 1 Dynamo Kyiv

YES Esch

By Esch Go To PostReal
Bayern Munich 2 - 1 Arsenal

Esch pls