Team of the season so far for you m8s?
I know season is still not even half way through but I was bored, heres mine:
-- Neymar ---- R. Lewandowski ---- Aubameyang
---------------------------- Pjanic
---------------- Busquets ------- Allan
--- Monreal ---- W.Reid ---- Boateng ----- Hysaj
---------------------------- Navas
Coach: Pep Guardiola
Felt bad for leaving out Insigne but Neygod exists. Honourable mention to Martial, Douglas Costa, Aurier and Griezmann too. I had Marcelo in but fuck that asshole.
FootballFan awards have concluded.
Wonder how the team will change by the end of the season. Also, was quite hard to think of great CB performers this season, Koulibaly was all I could think of and apparently Smalling been good too.
I know season is still not even half way through but I was bored, heres mine:
-- Neymar ---- R. Lewandowski ---- Aubameyang
---------------------------- Pjanic
---------------- Busquets ------- Allan
--- Monreal ---- W.Reid ---- Boateng ----- Hysaj
---------------------------- Navas
Coach: Pep Guardiola
Felt bad for leaving out Insigne but Neygod exists. Honourable mention to Martial, Douglas Costa, Aurier and Griezmann too. I had Marcelo in but fuck that asshole.
FootballFan awards have concluded.
Wonder how the team will change by the end of the season. Also, was quite hard to think of great CB performers this season, Koulibaly was all I could think of and apparently Smalling been good too.
Buffon going absolutely HAM on the players
Losers FC
Worse, it's on Saturday
“We all played badly. The first half was simply unacceptable. I am stunned, as I am the captain and it hurts my soul to see my team dominated like that, to see my team not realise how important this game is and what attitude to take.
"There was also too much arguing with the referee. Talking about the referee all the time is what losers do and we do not stoop to that level."
Losers FC
By Zabojnik Go To PostAt least there's another match (to lose) on Sunday.
Worse, it's on Saturday
Slightly off topic, but has anyone had a vasectomy? I'm booked in to get it done in a couple of weeks and I'm pretty fucking nervous.
Keep yourfingers legs crossed for me.
Keep your
Neymar----suarez----messi
------iniesta------rakitic------
--------------busquets--------
Alaba------------------aurier
----------pique--masch-----
-------------bravo-------------
Coach: Guardiola
------iniesta------rakitic------
--------------busquets--------
Alaba------------------aurier
----------pique--masch-----
-------------bravo-------------
Coach: Guardiola
By Mastadon Go To PostSlightly off topic, but has anyone had a vasectomy? I'm booked in to get it done in a couple of weeks and I'm pretty fucking nervous.
Keep yourfingerslegs crossed for me.
Why?
Medical reason?
Xpike m8. Got myself a LG g4 and really happy with it. The skin is rather ugly but that's easily fixed. Seems like one of the few androids out there without any real problems.
Samsung is alright but so much bloat ware and not allowing sd cards and removable battery with their new phones is big minuses for me.
Samsung is alright but so much bloat ware and not allowing sd cards and removable battery with their new phones is big minuses for me.
Damn, that's some quote from Buffon. I like it though, he cares and you can tell.
Sam777, you're probably right but I didn't want to put someone I personally haven't watched enough in.
Sam777, you're probably right but I didn't want to put someone I personally haven't watched enough in.
By Eike Go To PostWhy?
Medical reason?
Nah my wife has been on long term contraception for ages but she's having some nasty side effects from it. We have a kid and both agree that we don't want another.
By FootballFan Go To PostWho is
the garage that's going to repairing it (i hope, anyway)
By Mastadon Go To PostNah my wife has been on long term contraception for ages but she's having some nasty side effects from it. We have a kid and both agree that we don't want another.
Fair and kind decision. Make sure to freeze some of your off spring just in case you decide to have more in the future.
By Mastadon Go To PostSlightly off topic, but has anyone had a vasectomy? I'm booked in to get it done in a couple of weeks and I'm pretty fucking nervous.
Keep yourfingerslegs crossed for me.
By Mastadon Go To PostSlightly off topic, but has anyone had a vasectomy? I'm booked in to get it done in a couple of weeks and I'm pretty fucking nervous.I know someone that has, had some balance issues the first day(maybe just the drugs) but was percectly fine after a week or so. Probably going to be given pain relief meds too.
Keep yourfingerslegs crossed for me.
I don't have a lot of experience with it other than the one person I know who's done it so sorry I can't help more :(
Pretty sure it's a safe procedure though, so i wouldn't be worried about it that way in case that's what you're worried about
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1131359
Ouch
Not tryna hurt feelings here, just something I've noticed on gaf, message boards and real life.
Don't mean look young in a positive way for example someone in their late 30s looking like they in their 20s. But grown ass men who look like kids (25 year old gettin mixed for a junior high school kid). I guess it's not really negative but it's an interesting phenomenon.
Do you man purposely try to look extremely young? Is it genetics? Or the lifestyle you live not care about dressing/looking your age.
Ouch
By FootballFan Go To PostI know someone that has, had some balance issues the first day(maybe just the drugs) but was percectly fine after a week or so. Probably going to be given pain relief meds too.
I don't have a lot of experience with it other than the one person I know who's done it so sorry I can't help more :(
Pretty sure it's a safe procedure though, so i wouldn't be worried about it that way in case that's what you're worried about
Yeah i know its safe, I'm not loving the fact that it's done with local anesthetic though. Don't really want to watch a surgeon burrowing in to my taint 😕
By cremino Go To PostFor the 1st time since 1993 Juve will approach the derby being behind Torino in the table
Juve had not lost four of the opening 10 rounds of a Serie A campaign since 1969. In the era of three points for a win, the Old Lady had never scraped 12 points in the first 10 games.
and WHY did we go into a training retreat?! That's such a provinciale thing to do
By Mastadon Go To PostYeah i know its safe, I'm not loving the fact that it's done with local anesthetic though. Don't really want to watch a surgeon burrowing in to my taint 😕oh you'll be fiiine, its too far down and you can just look elsewhere the whole time, just a routine procedure
remember, I had surgery on my eye with local anesthetic too, so I was basically forced to see them slice up my shit the whole time, I'd take penis mutilating under sheets any day of the week*
*except when it's fornicating week
By Mastadon Go To PostYeah i know its safe, I'm not loving the fact that it's done with local anesthetic though. Don't really want to watch a surgeon burrowing in to my taint 😕Ahhh that's what's worrying you. Everyone would be the same tbh. Some circumcisions are done that way too, crazy. Imagine watching your dong get snipped. Now that would suck lol.
All I can suggest is, don't look lol. I'm sure you won't. But even if you do, remember, they know what they're doing.
By FootballFan Go To PostBut even if you do, remember, they know what they're doing.
This is what we all tell ourselves, to some extent, about our football club of choice, m8
But witness recent results
By FlutterPuffs Go To Posthttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1131359Lmao thats the guy that posting an Asian girl drowning in cum in football gaf and didn't even get banned
Ouch
She was fucking drowning in it. Hahah
One of the most incredible getaways on gaf imo
By FootballFan Go To PostLmao thats the guy that posting an Asian girl drowning in cum in football gaf and didn't even get banned
She was fucking drowning in it. Hahah
One of the most incredible getaways on gaf imo
amazing.
By Yurt Go To Postand don't get a boner Masta
Don't worry i have a micro penis, you couldn't even tell /gaf
Morning, incredible scenes last night lol, some nerves were clearly touched. Cheer up, all our b teams are shit. Sorry juve fans I actually watched some of that game last night. Your problems don't seem to run as deep as say Chelsea's and I think I saw enough to suggest you can turn it around.
Interesting fact, did you know Netflix consume around 60 petabytes worth of data a day.
Interesting fact, did you know Netflix consume around 60 petabytes worth of data a day.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10047214/was-wayne-rooney-distracted-by-laser-pen-as-man-utd-lost-to-middlesbrough
Omfg... It was on his chin... I can't breathe...
Omfg... It was on his chin... I can't breathe...
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostDo you man purposely try to look extremely young? Is it genetics?It's genetics. Height also plays a big role, just look a Elijah Wood, Michael J fox and to a lesser extent Paul Rudd. Elijah still looks like a teenager no matter what he does
even when I suit up I still look quite young :o you'd be amazed by how much you can get away with by not looking your age.
By cremino Go To PostAllegri is actually doing worse than Maifredi for nowAllegri sure loves breaking all of the positive AND negative records in his respective clubs.
By David Harameron Go To Postamazing.Do you remember it?
I've got a link to the post, it's still up, if you want it
By FootballFan Go To PostDo you remember it?I would remember someone posting that, or maybe that was before I joined, post the link pls
I've got a link to the post, it's still up, if you want it
By Lapo D Zoro Go To PostI am a big Allegri fan, but his second season so far has been bad in terms of his management.How unexpected.
By Bold One Go To PostI would remember someone posting that, or maybe that was before I joined, post the link plsOk!
NSFW
NSFW link in this link
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=105430514
Here's the page so you can read our reactions lol
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=787670&page=80
By FootballFan Go To PostDo you remember it?
I've got a link to the post, it's still up, if you want it
nope i don't think i even saw it. Let's have that link!
[edit]cheers!
LOL @
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=105431129&postcount=3999
Nobody reported him
He didn't get banned
He's still making threads about young looking nerds
#respect
#StewartDrowning
He didn't get banned
He's still making threads about young looking nerds
#respect
#StewartDrowning
By rossonero Go To PostHow unexpected.
Lol, i thought you would comment. This season is more similar to his third season at Milan. The core being gutted and it seems to take him a while to work out a plan b.
I was pretty harsh on him, but at the end of the day it is not his fault that the players couldn't pass to each.
Bonucci had an easy pass to Pogba, but went for a long ball along the ground to Mandzukic who was offside, but the ball was long intercepted by a Sassuolo player anyway.
That summed up the Juve attack to me.
By David Harameron Go To PostStill haven't come for my car or provided the courtesy car, yet. Supposed to have come 9amusually providing a courtesy car means that you're gonna be charged the #FullAmount innit
By Lapo D Zoro Go To PostLol, i thought you would comment. This season is more similar to his third season at Milan. The core being gutted and it seems to take him a while to work out a plan b.I can't comment on what happened because I skipped the game but our XI looked batshit insane. Lemina, Sturaro and Pogba?!?!?!?!?!?!? That's 100% on Allegri
I was pretty harsh on him, but at the end of the day it is not his fault that the players couldn't pass to each.
Bonucci had an easy pass to Pogba, but went for a long ball along the ground to Mandzukic who was offside, but the ball was long intercepted by a Sassuolo player anyway.
That summed up the Juve attack to me.
By Lapo D Zoro Go To PostLol, i thought you would comment. This season is more similar to his third season at Milan. The core being gutted and it seems to take him a while to work out a plan b.I'm so predictable? Damn it.
I was pretty harsh on him, but at the end of the day it is not his fault that the players couldn't pass to each.
Bonucci had an easy pass to Pogba, but went for a long ball along the ground to Mandzukic who was offside, but the ball was long intercepted by a Sassuolo player anyway.
That summed up the Juve attack to me.
I saw on another forum that the Juve fans are already calling for his head. Our third season was really bad with him, but the cracks started showing already in the second. Allegri started then to make some weird decisions and started to alienate players. I have no idea if the latter is happening in Juve as well, but seeing so many players making mistakes or being out of shape is familiar.
By rossonero Go To PostI'm so predictable? Damn it.
I saw on another forum that the Juve fans are already calling for his head. Our third season was really bad with him, but the cracks started showing already in the second. Allegri started then to make some weird decisions and started to alienate players. I have no idea if the latter is happening in Juve as well, but seeing so many players making mistakes or being out of shape is familiar.
Christ, we have the worst internet curva ever. I wouldn't go that far! Our upper management however needs to pop his inflated ego before it's too late
well tbh, it IS too late, we're out of the race in Italy and will definitely finish below third at this rate.
By David Harameron Go To PostStill haven't come for my car or provided the courtesy car, yet. Supposed to have come 9am
i only type this because the thing i'm waiting for happens 5 minutes after i post about it.
By Yurt Go To PostI wouldn't go that far. Our upper management however needs to pop his inflated ego before it's too lateYeah, Allegri's ego is a wild beast and needs to be controlled.
well tbh, it IS too late, we're out of the race in Italy and will definitely finish below third at this rate.
The derby will decide a lot I think. I can't imagine the fans or the management still backing Allegri if you lose. Maybe even if you draw.
Oh dear, apparently the transfers aren't in the new data pack for PES, LOOOOOL
Konami pls
Edit: scratch that, they are in apparently but only up to the 30th of August :/
Konami pls
Edit: scratch that, they are in apparently but only up to the 30th of August :/
By FootballFan Go To PostTeam of the season so far for you m8s?
I know season is still not even half way through but I was bored, heres mine:
– Neymar —- R. Lewandowski —- Aubameyang
—————————- Pjanic
—————- Busquets ——- Allan
— Monreal —- W.Reid —- Boateng —– Hysaj
—————————- Navas
Coach: Pep Guardiola
Felt bad for leaving out Insigne but Neygod exists. Honourable mention to Martial, Douglas Costa, Aurier and Griezmann too. I had Marcelo in but fuck that asshole.
FootballFan awards have concluded.
Wonder how the team will change by the end of the season. Also, was quite hard to think of great CB performers this season, Koulibaly was all I could think of and apparently Smalling been good too.
I am not gonna name a team of the season from europe as I haven't watched enough of certain teams, but I will pick some of the best players from Serie A
Insigne, Allan, Higuain, Basellli, Acerbi, Missiroli, Magnanelli, Barzagli, Salah, Pjanic, Gervinho, Florenzi, Eder, Soriano, and Bacca.
My player of the season so far is Acerbi. He has been excellent for Sassuolo all season and a big reason why they have no fear of taking on anyway.
Top managers so far have been Di Francesco and Sarri
By David Harameron Go To Posti only type this because the thing i'm waiting for happens 5 minutes after i post about it.
please post about Isla's grizzly demise
I've been waiting for it to happen for years, I'm sick of checking the obituary pages every morning
also I've been waiting for our RL reunion for weeks too
