By Zabojnik Go To PostFuture Volkswagen factory worker Draxler. What a lejenda.jajajajajaja
By Hitch Go To PostOctober| Handbags, gladbachs and a sweaty FootballFan.
Prosecutors decline to charge Caitlyn Jenner in fatal crash
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8362f7df312a4d1e97e506a700304c64/prosecutors-decline-charge-caitlyn-jenner-fatal-crash
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8362f7df312a4d1e97e506a700304c64/prosecutors-decline-charge-caitlyn-jenner-fatal-crash
By Zabojnik Go To PostMonaco - Tottenhorse looks to be the only interesting match tomorrow, on paper at least.We'll find a way to fuck up
Sturridge won't play, so if we win, we'll need to keep a clean sheet. That ain't happening.
"Dogs feast on lion's corpses thinking they've won, but lions stay lions and dogs stay dogs." - Stefano Sturaro (Juve legend)
Never forget, Hitch. Never forget.
By Zabojnik Go To PostNever forget, Hitch. Never forget.
Some lions stay lions, like Madrid
Some lions fluctuate
My lion has been an amoeba for 6 years now
We're still a big scalp for whatever reason, but its not at all surprising any more when we lose to an underdog. Or undercat, if you wanna carry on stretching the metaphor despite the fact that its already past breaking point :P
By Suen Go To PostAre we making threads on a monthly basis? Why not the 400 page thing?Who's the bigger Parma legend, Asprilla or Dino Baggio? To some questions, there is no clear answer, my dear Suen.
By Suen Go To PostAre we making threads on a monthly basis? Why not the 400 page thing?
Orders from sl&ent overlords
Raul sent a message to Cristiano to congratulate him on breaking his record with Real Madrid. [@JLSanchez78]
Legend
Unbelievable how Ronaldo got to that record in a short space of time. He averages a goal less than every 90 mins, incredible.
By sam777 Go To PostUnbelievable how Ronaldo got to that record in a short space of time. He averages a goal less than every 90 mins, incredible.Could he do it on a cold wet afternoon in Manchester though.
By sam777 Go To PostUnbelievable how Ronaldo got to that record in a short space of time. He averages a goal less than every 90 mins, incredible.
Unbelievable how many were penalties as well
I remember when we were (allegedly) in for Kramaric and some people actually got mad we didn't sign him.
What a tempo that was.
What a tempo that was.
By arkon Go To PostUnbelievable how many were penalties as well
What a shit post, to think I expected better from you.
By flabber Go To PostMy suggestion, since certain people tend to forget:
October | Dizem não ao racismo, No to racism, No al racismo
By dark_prinny Go To PostSay no to fucking annoying thinned skinned hypocritical moral insects.Please do tell
HITACHI SAYS IT CAN PREDICT CRIMES BEFORE THEY HAPPENthe future is now
http://www.fastcompany.com/3051578/elasticity/hitachi-says-it-can-predict-crimes-before-they-happen
Cuadrado has been fucking amazing for us so far. Leaves his marker(s) behind him 9 times out of 10 with extreme ease, be it while running full speed or from the spot. He's doing his best Cuadrado at Fiorentina (the golden period) impression right now. The Colombian Garrincha.
His decision making after he jumps his man is still a bit iffy, but you can clearly see that's what Allegri is working on. Can't really complain so far.
Wish we had Berardi (or Coman -_-) to sub in when his form will inevitably falter. As it stands right now, if he's not on the field, we have to switch from 4-3-3 to 4-3-1-2.
His decision making after he jumps his man is still a bit iffy, but you can clearly see that's what Allegri is working on. Can't really complain so far.
Wish we had Berardi (or Coman -_-) to sub in when his form will inevitably falter. As it stands right now, if he's not on the field, we have to switch from 4-3-3 to 4-3-1-2.
Say no to people who dated hookers
aint nobody got time for that loser shit
okay, Flabber wins again.
Clubs was brilliant! WE WON A CUP
aint nobody got time for that loser shit
By flabber Go To PostMy suggestion, since certain people tend to forget:
October | Dizem não ao racismo, No to racism, No al racismo
okay, Flabber wins again.
Clubs was brilliant! WE WON A CUP
By Baconsaurus Go To PostPlease do tell
See the post above me.
Also Yurt. I told your mum never tell anyone about our secret relationship and she told you? Maybe you are my bastard son after all.
I AM YOUR FATHER!
still happy over that fantastic win
first away win as well this season, team has tons of room to grow
first away win as well this season, team has tons of room to grow
By n8 Go To PostwatI have no idea either
I think it was supposed to be a comeback of some sort
DarKKK Prinny stick to saying racist and ignorant shit man, this aint yo game
This is the most confused Ive ever been whilst taking a dump. Even more than that one time I pooped blood.
By dark_prinny Go To PostI'm no Jesus Christ.you would be if you were my father ;)
you're def old enough to be my old man tbh
By pulga Go To PostThis is the most confused Ive ever been whilst taking a dump. Even more than that one time I pooped blood.regarding the codes
did you type the "-"? Pretty sure I've used up Dean's code and we both managed to download the beta
By dark_prinny Go To PostSay no to fucking annoying thinned skinned hypocritical moral insects.Witty and endearing as always.
It takes a special sort of ethical cretinism to make so many people nostalgic for GAF's moderation.
Hope Khedira stays injury free. He's Pogba's alter-ego. Plays clean and simple and is tactically disciplined.
Can't wait for Marchisio to get back, also.
Everything's coming up Allegri, Yurtissimo.
Can't wait for Marchisio to get back, also.
Everything's coming up Allegri, Yurtissimo.
Top Gossip
Former Borussia Dortmund boss - and rumoured target for several Premier League clubs - Jurgen Klopp has turned down the opportunity to take over as manager of the Mexico national team. (Evening Standard)
Celtic owner Dermot Desmond believes a new British Premiership will be formed in the next decade, with the 46-time Scottish champions competing alongside the giants of English football. (Daily Star)
Chelsea have taken Italian goalkeeper Marco Amelia, 33, on trial. The former AC Milan keeper is a free agent and would act as back-up to Asmir Begovic. (Sky Sports)
Forgotten Aston Villa midfielder Joe Cole, 33, has held talks with manager Tim Sherwood over his future and is keen to join a Championship club on loan. (Telegraph)
Former Premier League midfielder Jimmy Bullard says Liverpool should have signed Brazilian forward Neymar when they sold striker Luis Suarez to Barcelona. (Daily Express)
Former Everton full-back Michael Ball says he would not want any current Liverpool player in the Toffees side, as the Merseyside rivals prepare for Sunday's derby. (Liverpool Echo)
Newcastle United are one of five Premier League clubs who have been alerted to Newport County's 18-year-old centre-forward Aaron Collins. (Chronicle)
Argentine midfielder Ricky Alvarez, 27, is training with Velez Sarsfield in his home country as Sunderland and Inter Milan continue to dispute whether the Black Cats must sign the former loanee on a permanent deal. (Sunderland Echo)
West Brom will have to beat both Arsenal and Liverpool if they are to complete the signing of Birmingham's exciting 19-year-old winger Demarai Gray. (Express and Star)
Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 28, will continue to play for the side despite breaking two bones in his hand. (Leicester Mercury)
Bournemouth captain Tommy Elphick, 28, is confident the side can cope without long-term absentees Max Gradel, Tyrone Mings and Callum Wilson. (Bournemouth Echo)
Best of social media
A Liverpool fan tried to trick owner John W Henry's wife into wishing "his dad" a happy birthday, but Linda Pizzuti Henry was too quick for him
@Connorwilsonlfc Linda Pizzutti Henry
Odd one out? Tottenham's Belgian contingent Jan Vertonghen, Toby Alderweireld and Mousa Dembele allowed Dutchman Michel Vorm to stand with them for a snap as they boarded the plane to Monaco.
And finally…
Reading have released an excruciating music video for their unique club song 'They Call Us The Royals', which features the lyrics "unstoppably we burn within" and "getting ready to shed our sweat". (Metro)
David Beckham has backed his former side AC Milan to win the Champions League this season - even though they are not in the competition. (Daily Star)
A poll has revealed Chelsea fans are the least attractive in the Premier League, while Bournemouth fans are the most attractive. (Daily Mail)
West Brom striker Victor Anichebe was snubbed when he asked two Game of Thrones actors for a picture at a hotel. (Birmingham Mail)
Former Premier League midfielder Jimmy Bullard says Liverpool should have signed Brazilian forward Neymar when they sold striker Luis Suarez to Barcelona. (Daily Express)
Lads
I have a theory.
I have been working on it for the last 3 minutes or so.
But: Jermain Defoe is Flynt Flossy (Did I Mention I Like to Dance, My Favourite Sweater)
Discuss.
I have a theory.
I have been working on it for the last 3 minutes or so.
But: Jermain Defoe is Flynt Flossy (Did I Mention I Like to Dance, My Favourite Sweater)
Discuss.
By Scum Go To PostScorpio-from-Dirty-Harry-looking stupid fucking cunt.
Michael Ball can do one 'n all
Glad Flabber is here honestly
I loved Sami, granted it was a weakened La Liga outfit but his positioning and work rate was just sublime really! Like a headless chicken controlled with a remote control! Spread the ball with intelligence quite a few times too....I think we found our Milner! Or hopefully more of Deschamps eh
when's Claudio coming back again? After the NT break I take it?
(a juve reply because it kinda broke my heart seeing you post all excited like this in the midst of some shit posts)
By Zabojnik Go To PostHope Khedira stays injury free. He's Pogba's alter-ego. Plays clean and simple and is tactically disciplined.At this rate Pogba wont even fetch 50 million by the end of the season
Can't wait for Marchisio to get back, also.
Everything's coming up Allegri, Yurtissimo.
I loved Sami, granted it was a weakened La Liga outfit but his positioning and work rate was just sublime really! Like a headless chicken controlled with a remote control! Spread the ball with intelligence quite a few times too....I think we found our Milner! Or hopefully more of Deschamps eh
when's Claudio coming back again? After the NT break I take it?
(a juve reply because it kinda broke my heart seeing you post all excited like this in the midst of some shit posts)
