Who Can Make Sense of This

I can't stop laughing at the image of a naked woman with a strap on saying

"It's not what you think!"

Where can I buy the rights to the story? This needs to become a movie.

I don't really find this amusing. It's just a form of manipulation in order to essentially present a false character and sexually assault someone.

Reminds me of the dude that fucked his gf with a cucumber until he got caught.