Football 2015/16 [OT4]

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what a club

Facism is one of my favourite persons ever.

Amazing.

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By inky Go To PostEsch knows what's up. The heart is the fucking worst. It's like, look at this thing I can make with my fingers, I'm not a complete moron!

Like, gangs at least have an excuse for doing that shit and it still looks dumb:

It's just goofy as shit. Like it means you love the fans, i guess? Would rather have a baller dance or mean mugging everyone off like you just committed murder

By Hitch Go To PostThe best celebration will return on Sunday

sieg heil

no one at Arsenal knows how to celebrate except Giroud


this bothers me greatly. please fix this Wenger.

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people hating on Cristiano's celebrations now?

Dat jealousy :lol :lol :lol

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That Ian Spence is a right whopper hahahahahah

By Auto Go To Postno one at Arsenal knows how to celebrate except Giroud


this bothers me greatly. please fix this Wenger.

Yeah I like Sanchez ones cause they're just pure energy

but

this

I am more devestated about Shaw than the result.

By Auto Go To Post
sieg heil

That's the second best

Especially when he starts doing it, then the ball doesn't go in and he's just stood there promoting Black Power with an exasperated look on his face.

Doesn't seem like anyone does "yes, I'm better than all you cunts" type celebrations anymore tbh. Not even the French.

Ronaldo should get his team to figure a better one out for him.

By Hitch Go To PostEven the subtitle presentation in Destiny is amateurish

edit: there's a giant spaceship called 'The Dreadnought'

Who the fuck got paid to write this shit

what's wrong with the name The Dreadnought?

wish old cunts in the cheap bands behind the goals would just fuck off to the retirement stand with all the tourists and kids. had some right old twat next to me in the bobby moore lower on monday. 2-0 up and playing some of the tidiest stuff we've played in a decade, not to mention one of the last few league matches we're going to get under the lights at the boleyn, and the sour old dildo barely cracked a smile.

kept his mouth shut for bubbles, spent the whole first half moaning to his mate about the olympic stadium move, the second half looking at car parts on ebay and left ten minutes before time.

bet when he still had the faintest hint of youth about him, he was pushing his way to the front of the south bank and cunts like he is now would've barely got a look in. now he's one of the old boys he's successfully crawled his way year on year to the front and won't even think about making way for someone who still has two decent lungs on them.

duffers like him are doing every bit as much to kill atmospheres as tourists. should've long fucked off to the west stand upper with all the half and half scarf gimps and the rest of the melts on their phones who treat it like a morbid social club where they only turn up just to boast to everyone else that they're still alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7qU9Gg2Yow

By Baconsaurus Go To Postwhat's wrong with the name The Dreadnought?

Its cliched as fuck at this point

You can get away with it when its not surrounded with other cliches and has a hint of self-awareness, but I don't think it does.

By Pele.gif Go To PostAre you living in Brazil Fartismo m8

rolol. At least you get decent weather.

By Hitch Go To PostIts fucking weird when a gypsy offers to do your driveway, is scruffy as fuck and hands you a rather well designed business card

Mate, there's this one gypsy driveway company that used to fuck about round these parts. After like 10s of shit jobs, they disappeared. A few years have passed, now they're back with hundreds of advertising signposts around the area. They always have brand-new, expensive motors, too. Probably from not having to pay any sort of tax on anything ever.

I really hope Totti starts tonight.

Gonna be unbearable having people wank over that bra wearing, drugged up midget.

By 90tilinfinity Go To PostDoesn't seem like anyone does "yes, I'm better than all you cunts" type celebrations anymore tbh. Not even the French.

Ronaldo should get his team to figure a better one out for him.

James already had.


GOAT Ronaldo celebration:

By pulga Go To Postpeople hating on Cristiano's celebrations now?

Dat jealousy :lol :lol :lol

jelousy of celebrations

really?

lol

old bastards are always the worst, most miserable critters in the stadium. Moment someone does something wrong they are straight away having a whine at Parkinson.

Thankfully in comparison to other supports i've stood in ours is way better. Helps that we are in a current period of stability and sunshine after a decade of torrential misery.

But there are gonna be so many tourists and people who never go to football at the Olympic stadium, so enjoy that :p

Mexican waves for days

By Pele.gif Go To PostWhy Cristiano still celebrates with that fucking cringe AS FUCK little jump after he scores every single goal?

Christ

SIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii....!!!!

that calma celebration is my favourite

it taught me the word calma

By Pele.gif Go To Postjelousy of celebrations

really?

lol

its kinda weird you get annoyed with how a player celebrates

dont think thats ever happened to me, cause why would i give a fuck

so ill just jot it down to jealousy, cant be easy watching giroud not celebrate :blaface

By Auto Go To Postthat calma celebration is my favourite

it taught me the word calma

this one was cool for a while


EL COMANDANTE

FUCK BLATTER

DOUBLE POST

FUCK EVERY TEAM GOING BY FCB

Pele to further your cringe, the Bernabeu now chats "SIIIIIIIIIIIII" after the announcer says "GOL DEEEEEEEE ROOONNNNAAALLDOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

By 90tilinfinity Go To PostDoesn't seem like anyone does "yes, I'm better than all you cunts" type celebrations anymore tbh. Not even the French.

Ronaldo should get his team to figure a better one out for him.

Had a great one after scoring on a penalty against Barca in the 2013 Copa Del Rey as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOckauPSbEQ#t=2m30s

Henry and the Real Ronaldo had the best celebrations

By Frustrated_me Go To PostPele to further your cringe, the Bernabeu now chats "SIIIIIIIIIIIII" after the announcer says "GOL DEEEEEEEE ROOONNNNAAALLDOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Christ

I'm partial to this one when he's turned ON mode..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhrfO_OBdtU

Chills.....

Calma is a great celebration

Shame Torres dropped that one where he dropped to his knees and did that thing with his arms

By Coldnoodle Go To Post

Beautiful... *tears*

By Facism Go To Postfucking gypsies trying to rob shit from the front of my house. "we knocked on the door, we thought you left this stuff out to take." Ring the fucking DOORBELL then, you lying, no-tax-paying cunt.

Made them take everything out of their van and get my shyte back. "We're a legitimate business," they harp in that shitty no-GCSEs, fucked-my-sister accent. So why are you trespassing and stealing my shit? Recorded the license number of their van, got the name of their "business" and reported the fucking scum to the pigs.

By Facism Go To Postfucking gypsies trying to rob shit from the front of my house. "we knocked on the door, we thought you left this stuff out to take." Ring the fucking DOORBELL then, you lying, no-tax-paying cunt.

Made them take everything out of their van and get my shyte back. "We're a legitimate business," they harp in that shitty no-GCSEs, fucked-my-sister accent. So why are you trespassing and stealing my shit? Recorded the license number of their van, got the name of their "business" and reported the fucking scum to the pigs.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Yes Facismo #fuckgypsies

https://vine.co/v/e7m0dFzEKqe

Best Ronaldo celebration. What a good teammate

Adebayor is still the GOAT celebrator

NEVERMIND, THIS IS MY FAVORITE


that face he makes when he spots Bae :lol :lol

FUCK BAYERN
AND FUCK PELE, I HOPE YOURE CRINGING OUT OF YOUR CULO MALPARIDO

the crowd chants si

i don't get it

By Dissonance Go To Posthttps://vine.co/v/e7m0dFzEKqe

Best Ronaldo celebration. What a good teammate

Can't handle the Arbudoa

Whip it real good...

I love Alonso's when he scored against Milan

Just a bunch of m8s going absolutely mental with no planning

Baros could have injured him as well

By Baconsaurus Go To Postthe crowd chants si

i don't get it

By Baconsaurus Go To Postthe crowd chants si

i don't get it

Do you know what 'si' means?

By pulga Go To PostNEVERMIND, THIS IS MY FAVORITE


that face he makes when he spots Bae :lol :lol

FUCK BAYERNAND FUCK PELE, I HOPE YOURE CRINGING OUT OF YOUR CULO MALPARIDO

I remember this one, one of the GOAT celebrations, he was so genuinely happy.

By pulga Go To PostDo you know what 'si' means?

it's the french word for if