It's funny that people automatically assume that because someone is tall and lanky they could play keeper.Brazil is two years away from being two years away.I have a nomination for their new keeper:
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/85/files/2014/07/bruno_caboclo_palmingballs.jpg
Ain't nothing getting past that.
If by "ain't nothing" you mean everything, and by "that" you mean between the legs, then yeah, ain't nothing getting past that.
At least the top corners would be covered. :?Brazil is two years away from being two years away.I have a nomination for their new keeper:
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/85/files/2014/07/bruno_caboclo_palmingballs.jpg
Ain't nothing getting past that.
If by "ain't nothing" you mean everything, and by "that" you mean between the legs, then yeah, ain't nothing getting past that.
Müller:
12 games
10 goals
5 assists
24 years old
And he's playing with the #1 WC scorer of all time.
Is he the best second generation player?
EDIT: That's a joke btw.
When I first checked the score from my phone earlier, I kept hitting the refresh button and restarted my Yahoo Sports app because I thought it fucking HAD to be a glitch.
gotdayum that was the ROFLSTOMP of the fucking century... on Brazil's homeland no less. Destroying childhoods and dreams and got Brazilians in the streets exiling themselves from their country.
Hopefully Argentina puts up a fight against the Netherlands but I expect them to get stomped in similar fashion.
gotdayum that was the ROFLSTOMP of the fucking century... on Brazil's homeland no less. Destroying childhoods and dreams and got Brazilians in the streets exiling themselves from their country.
Hopefully Argentina puts up a fight against the Netherlands but I expect them to get stomped in similar fashion.
Müller:
12 games
10 goals
5 assists
24 years old
And he's playing with the #1 WC scorer of all time.
Well, that's a bit misleading, Klose does not dominate the ball.
But yeah, there was a bit of info that I found interesting. During the french broadcast of the quarter final, Arsene Wenger was saying that Muller was a physical monster. The other guys did not understand it (very much like you'll find tons of espn.com-like articles that will say that he is physically average), and Wenger explained that in his physical tests, his conditioning basically crushed everyone, that Muller has an incredible ability to do intense running at crazy rates.
Games like this are why some (ignorant) Americans hate soccer.
Too bad, especially after the fantastic group stage.
Too bad, especially after the fantastic group stage.
yeah not really the most offensive game of the tourney but I'm still on the edge of my seat over here
It's been a good game. This isn't a Greek game we are watching. I bet Gaby is pissed because France would have destroyed both of these teams.
It's been a good game. This isn't a Greek game we are watching. I bet Gaby is pissed because France would have destroyed both of these teams.
Ahah damn right. Everyone said it out loud here, the real final was the 1/4 final.
Thanks for letting me know that anuses can tear. Like I didn't have enough to worry about in life already.
Thanks for letting me know that anuses can tear. Like I didn't have enough to worry about in life already.Bruh, if you ever have to fall into water from a high point, make sure to clinch your buttcheeks really tight... because enema.
Thanks for letting me know that anuses can tear. Like I didn't have enough to worry about in life already.Bruh, if you ever have to fall into water from a high point, make sure to clinch your buttcheeks really tight… because enema.
Bu...but it feels so nice and cool as it enters.
:?
But seriously though...that's the least of my concerns when diving into water. It's the sting of a sinus rush I try to avoid, it's hell. I find holding my nose more important, perhaps.
I've already accepted that Germany will lose and all our players will be so shook coming into the season we'll lose the league to Dortmund again.
Feels bad mang.
Feels bad mang.
I've already accepted that Germany will lose and all our players will be so shook coming into the season we'll lose the league to Dortmund again.Poor konex attempt
Feels bad mang.
I've already accepted that Germany will lose and all our players will be so shook coming into the season we'll lose the league to Dortmund again.
Feels bad mang.
eh, just buy any good player they have and you'll win the season after.
eh, just buy any good player they have and you'll win the season after.
Didn't happen with Reus. Only player we wanted too. ;-;
FIFA needs to get off its corrupt butt and overhaul its concussion protocol. Kramer never should have been allowed to RTP.
apparently Schuerrle and Goetze are the first two players to cap for Germany who had been born in a unified Germany.
pretty cool
pretty cool