By S@l Go To PostWhat on earth is wrong with Portugal. What is wrong with Benfica.
have you been there? they fucking love being sad. their idea of a decent time is listening to birds crying their eyes out while some bloke strums a guitar.
lovely place though. maybe i'm just a miserable bastard but i'd take their mournful quiet over the obnoxious spanish love of life seven days a week.
By killthedream Go To Posthave you been there? they fucking love being sad. their idea of a decent time is listening to birds crying their eyes out while some bloke strums a guitar.lovely place though. maybe i'm just a miserable bastard but i'd take their mournful quiet over the obnoxious spanish love of life seven days a week.wat
When was this? Typical Portuguese people love parties and shit. It's all they'd do if allowed.
last year. thought they'd be all going mental and doing my head in but they all just seemed borderline depressed. made for a proper nice time.
the only loud people were the spanish tourists, who they apparently fucking hate.
you know how the micks have the craic? well the portuguese have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade.
the only loud people were the spanish tourists, who they apparently fucking hate.
you know how the micks have the craic? well the portuguese have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade.
here, have some old crone wail at you while you tuck into your lunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8x3lxgwK30
The part about hating Spanish people is true. Motherfuckers have a stick up their ass about being Spanish.
Don't come to our country and speak Spanish to us while pretending you have no idea what we're saying in Portuguese, motherfuckers. Fuck you.
Don't come to our country and speak Spanish to us while pretending you have no idea what we're saying in Portuguese, motherfuckers. Fuck you.
By killthedream Go To Postlast year. thought they'd be all going mental and doing my head in but they all just seemed borderline depressed. made for a proper nice time. the only loud people were the spanish tourists, who they apparently fucking hate. you know how the micks have the craic? well the portuguese have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade.
Fuck you.
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostThe part about hating Spanish people is true. Motherfuckers have a stick up their ass about being Spanish.Don't come to our country and speak Spanish to us while pretending you have no idea what we're saying in Portuguese, motherfuckers. Fuck you.
FUCK YOU.
By killthedream Go To Posthave you been there? they fucking love being sad. their idea of a decent time is listening to birds crying their eyes out while some bloke strums a guitar.lovely place though. maybe i'm just a miserable bastard but i'd take their mournful quiet over the obnoxious spanish love of life seven days a week.
I'm sure you are.
By dark_prinny Go To PostFUCK YOU.I bet you do it too.
OH, NO ENTIENDO
HABLAS ESPAÑOL?
Fucking Spanish people. Shittiest tourists alive.
By Ushojax Go To PostDamn Ranieri was a handsome devil. Koeman's barnet is legendarily awful.
Ranieri hands down the hottest.
Quique's cheekbones though, woof
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostI bet you do it too.OH, NO ENTIENDOHABLAS ESPAÑOL?Fucking Spanish people. Shittiest tourists alive.
I refuse to believe Spanish tourists are worse than Brits
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostI bet you do it too.OH, NO ENTIENDOHABLAS ESPAÑOL?Fucking Spanish people. Shittiest tourists alive.
Did you ever meet French tourists
France needs to be cut out from the Europe, let it float in the ocean, fuck off you and your shit baguettes
a few times we'd be in one of those hilarious clown tram things in lisbon, everyone would be minding their own until some spaniard came on screaming like they were at universal studios.
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostI bet you do it too.OH, NO ENTIENDOHABLAS ESPAÑOL?Fucking Spanish people. Shittiest tourists alive.
You can't be serious. Have you ever seen the Brits? Drunk 24/7, rude and they behave NOTHING like when they are in their homeland.
We are one of the best tourist around M8. Just because you invented a fucking language so we can't understand you doesn't means that we are bad tourist.
That's history. Facts.
By n8 Go To PostI refuse to believe Spanish tourists are worse than Brits
There really is nothing worse than seeing this walking down the street
By killthedream Go To Postfrench tourists really, really love burger king.but who doesn't really?
Good lord you are going straight to my ignore list.
I don't deal with British people.
I find it hard to be in the vicinity of human beans that use shirts while swimming in Ocean water. Clearly from another planet.
Must think we all speak French around here because there's a bunch of immigrants in their country.
I find it hard to be in the vicinity of human beans that use shirts while swimming in Ocean water. Clearly from another planet.
By Ricky Go To PostDid you ever meet French touristsFrance needs to be cut out from the Europe, let it float in the ocean, fuck off you and your shit baguettesI hate France. I hate the French. They don't even assume they need to speak any language other than French.
Must think we all speak French around here because there's a bunch of immigrants in their country.
By killthedream Go To Postfrench tourists really, really love burger king.but who doesn't really?
In Bruges, the pizza hut didn't even do refillable drinks. Disgusting place.
Oh and British women are disgusting skanky. Not even straight up skanky, but disgusting skanky.
Show them a bit of peen and you'll have 50 of them on you in no time. Disgraceful teeth blowjobs ahoy.
Maybe the sun fucks with their brains when they visit.
Show them a bit of peen and you'll have 50 of them on you in no time. Disgraceful teeth blowjobs ahoy.
Maybe the sun fucks with their brains when they visit.
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostI hate France. I hate the French. They don't even assume they need to speak any language other than French.
YES
They came here acting like they don't know English nor Italian. Bitch you live in Monaco stop pretending and stop talking your disgusting frog language I know what you're saying, fuck your hairy armpits cunt
By n8 Go To PostIn Bruges, the pizza hut didn't even do refillable drinks. Disgusting place.Bruges is a shithole
Actually refillable drinks are just now becoming a thing here in Italy, a new Burger King opened near my city but fuck drinking more than a medium coke per meal, this ain't no United States of Fatass
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostOh and British women are disgusting skanky. Not even straight up skanky, but disgusting skanky.Show them a bit of peen and you'll have 50 of them on you in no time. Disgraceful teeth blowjobs ahoy.Maybe the sun fucks with their brains when they visit.
At least they don't have staches.
I think there's a lot of racial tension going on in here right now, and we should all be nicer to the brits. It's just their culture.
3 weeks or so left in the window, game down and weve done fuck all since the 3 signings
Please see Gaal
Please see Gaal
By Woodenlung Go To PostI think there's a lot of racial tension going on in here right now, and we should all be nicer to the brits. It's just their culture.An island with no beaches
What did you expect
By Duck Lips McGroove Go To PostOh and British women are disgusting skanky. Not even straight up skanky, but disgusting skanky.Show them a bit of peen and you'll have 50 of them on you in no time. Disgraceful teeth blowjobs ahoy.Maybe the sun fucks with their brains when they visit.
please tell me where to find these women
By Mr Cola Go To Post3 weeks or so left in the window, game down and weve done fuck all since the 3 signingsPlease see Gaal
We have won a match and we're going to sign Pedro
Calma
By Ricky Go To PostAn island with no beachesWhat did you expect
this fella has never eaten a pasty on the beach in the rain. don't know you're born mate.
By dark_prinny Go To PostAt least they don't have staches.Old Portuguese women are the worst. The sort of people that go into weddings and call the bride a whore that blew the priest in Sunday school. Everything is about food. Every woman is a slut. Every man needs to get married at 17.
Jesus fuck.
By n8 Go To Postplease tell me where to find these womenYou don't want to meet them.
By dark_prinny Go To PostThat lovely lady is Miss Portugal 1968.It's not like your average women is any better looking than ours.
My dad hates Italian tourists in Amsterdam. As a tram driver he's dealing with tourists a lot. And in his experience Italians put the least amount of effort in trying to understand you. They just keep talking in Italian. They're rude. And they try to ride the tram without paying a lot by pulling all sorts of tricks. And when you catch them they act like they don't understand.
why do iberians always talk about "their women", is it because it's the closest thing they have to a worthwhile currency?
By Linius Go To PostMy dad hates Italian tourists in Amsterdam. As a tram driver he's dealing with tourists a lot. And in his experience Italians put the least amount of effort in trying to understand you. They just keep talking in Italian. They're rude. And they try to ride the tram without paying a lot by pulling all sorts of tricks. And when you catch them they act like they don't understand.
Fuck the trams in amsterdam. Shit just zooms through the streets almost killing us ALL
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By killthedream Go To Postwhy do iberians always talk about "their women", is it because it's the closest thing they have to a worthwhile currency?
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