By Linius Go To Post"Slow down"
"Come here"
"Shoot the copters please"
Pelè
"ok I'll shoot you just drive"
Heist completed
Just keep fucking De Gea already so I don't have to light a candle every night till this transfer window is over. Jesus United.
By JTS Go To PostIf Mourinho said “filha da puta”, that’s not “slut”, that’s “son of a bitch”. Or, more literally, “daughter of a bitch”.Story from the Mail about this. It's gonna get messy:
I don’t side with Mou at all, but what’s fair is fair. It’s not slut at all and not a sexist insult, just an insult.
And, just like in english, “filha da puta!” can even be shouted just as a general way of expressing that one is pissed about something without it being specifically targeted at a recipient.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3196584/Watch-expletive-laden-exchange-Jose-Mourinho-Eva-Carneiro.html
"The problem is escalating. Yesterday, lawyers representing Chelsea asked that the media make no attempts to contact Carneiro or her family, even though Sportsmail can reveal Carneiro has contacted a separate legal firm to discuss what could well amount to a constructive dismissal claim, given that she has been stripped of most of her duties.
The 41-year-old doctor has hired Mishcon de Reya — the prestigious law firm which famously represented Diana, Princess of Wales during her divorce from Prince Charles and has also given advice for women facing discrimination — to look at her case.
This heightens the need for Mourinho to navigate his way carefully through the media briefing."
By Wedwards Go To Post"Slow down"
"Come here"
"Shoot the copters please"
Pelè
"ok I'll shoot you just drive"
Heist completed
The difference was that with me as the driver we had better co-op going. Pele is blasting forward too much as driver. I slowed down for him to shoot the targets easier, we hardly took any damage. Was a great run. With Nathan in the back was working quite well too. Then you died and I hit a rock because I got bumped by one of those idiots.
It's mostly important that the driver of the turret vehicle adapts to the shooters needs. We're gonna boss the next heist.
Think I'll get in some online play before we go again so I can grab some better weapons and stuff.
By Wedwards Go To Posthttps://video-mxp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xtf1/v/t43.1792-2/11748999_10152883252832693_726077796_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjE1MDAsInJsYSI6MTAyNH0%3D&oh=1750705b403ace3431ba502517633ce2&oe=55CD3F7B
What should I do with this
I think she wants cum. Give her some, Sanic the Cumshot
By Linius Go To PostThe difference was that with me as the driver we had better co-op going. Pele is blasting forward too much as driver. I slowed down for him to shoot the targets easier, we hardly took any damage. Was a great run. With Nathan in the back was working quite well too. Then you died and I hit a rock because I got bumped by one of those idiots.Do you remember that time you and Pele missed the right turn and went another way
It's mostly important that the driver of the turret vehicle adapts to the shooters needs. We're gonna boss the next heist.
Think I'll get in some online play before we go again so I can grab some better weapons and stuff.
That was fun
I love playing coop even more if it's difficult, don't care about retrying a ton of times
By Meier Go To PostStory from the Mail about this. It's gonna get messy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3196584/Watch-expletive-laden-exchange-Jose-Mourinho-Eva-Carneiro.html
The sexism of this article is truly disgusting.
"The pressure will pile on the manager on Friday when he faces the media for the first time since he accused Carneiro of being naive and banished her from the bench for future games. "
THERE WAS A MAN TOO, and he said THEM fairly clearly about both of them, when saying they were naive. Someone get Prinny in here. He needs to know about the horrible unjust that men are receiving yet again, because evil feminists are taking over the world.
Romero may be shaky but he is no idiot. He may have smile muscle issues too, but he's not an imbecile.
He will win us the Capital One Cup singlehandedly (after he breaks the other one brushing his teeth)
He will win us the Capital One Cup singlehandedly (after he breaks the other one brushing his teeth)
By Wedwards Go To PostDo you remember that time you and Pele missed the right turn and went another way
That was fun
I love playing coop even more if it's difficult, don't care about retrying a ton of times
Yeah, it's just fun to play as a group. If you fail constantly on your own it would get tiresome :P
And yes, I missed that turn in the heat of the battle :lol
Which teams are in the PES demo? Will DL tomorrow.
If City actually want him, I don't think they'll have much trouble getting him. Marotta is a big fan, but he'd like to sign him on a free next year, as Marotta does. Give Porto 15-20M€ now and he's yours. Congrats!
By Meier Go To PostJuve apparently interested in Alex Sandro now even though Siqueira (sp) is effectively done. City have been heavily linked with Alex Sandro.. Juve-SLAENT, I'll never forgive you if this comes off.
(He and Ruben Neves are worth going back to the Porto well.)
If City actually want him, I don't think they'll have much trouble getting him. Marotta is a big fan, but he'd like to sign him on a free next year, as Marotta does. Give Porto 15-20M€ now and he's yours. Congrats!
I remember when Wooden told me it was just the media making a big deal out of nothing. Feels like it was only two days ago.
"filha da puta" is a general insult here
like a yank dropping a brick on his foot and going "ah, son of a bitch"
by the time Mou wins the league again (this season) no one will remember this
is normal
like a yank dropping a brick on his foot and going "ah, son of a bitch"
by the time Mou wins the league again (this season) no one will remember this
is normal
By Zabojnik Go To PostWhich teams are in the PES demo? Will DL tomorrow.
Juve, Roma, Bayern, Two Brazilian teams I don't remember Brazil and South Germany.
By Zabojnik Go To PostI remember when Wooden told me it was just the media making a big deal out of nothing. Feels like it was only two days ago.
It still is. She (and the male doctor who i don't even know the name of) are easily replaced.
and so is Mou, when Benitez is available at January
By Zabojnik Go To PostWhich teams are in the PES demo? Will DL tomorrow.
If City actually want him, I don't think they'll have much trouble getting him. Marotta is a big fan, but he'd like to sign him on a free next year, as Marotta does. Give Porto 15-20M€ now and he's yours. Congrats!
Juventus
Roma
Bayern
some shit brazilian teams
France
Brazil
no transfers tho. You can play as Tevez, Vidal and Pirlo for one last ride.
edit: beaten like a woman in chelsea's dressing room
By n8 Go To Postedit: beaten like a woman in chelsea's dressing room
Marina Granovskaia is the one who beats people in the dressing room m8.
By Zabojnik Go To PostWhich teams are in the PES demo? Will DL tomorrow.Juve
If City actually want him, I don't think they'll have much trouble getting him. Marotta is a big fan, but he'd like to sign him on a free next year, as Marotta does. Give Porto 15-20M€ now and he's yours. Congrats!
Roma
Bayern
2 Crappy Brazilian teams
Brazil
France
By Zabojnik Go To PostUhhh. Did they at least fix the stats? How's Morata now?
He is fine.
'some brazilian teams' by n9 and prinny
edit: and ff
you disgusting europafaces
I didn’t play or download yet but I would remember the teams for sure. I’m guessing maybe santos and corinthians?
edit: and ff
you disgusting europafaces
I didn’t play or download yet but I would remember the teams for sure. I’m guessing maybe santos and corinthians?
By JTS Go To Post'some brazilian teams' by n9 and prinny
edit: and ff
you disgusting europafaces
I didn’t play or download yet but I would remember the teams for sure. I’m guessing maybe santos and corinthians?
Cruzeiro, Flamengo, Fluminese. So many choices.
By Zabojnik Go To PostIf City actually want him, I don't think they'll have much trouble getting him. Marotta is a big fan, but he'd like to sign him on a free next year, as Marotta does. Give Porto 15-20M€ now and he's yours. Congrats!I think we might try and get him on a free as well if we can't unload Kolarov this window. We tried to do this with Fernando (sign him on a Bosman) and PDC said he'd freeze him out and not play him unless he signed a new deal with a lower buyout fee so I wouldn't be shocked if he did the same thing with Alex Sandro.
By Zabojnik Go To PostIf City actually want him, I don't think they'll have much trouble getting him. Marotta is a big fan, but he'd like to sign him on a free next year, as Marotta does. Give Porto 15-20M€ now and he's yours. Congrats!Think City want him next year as well and were willing to wait and pay (contract extension fuckery ahoy), Juve want him next year if on a free, but are pushing it for now at a slightly higher price than the weeks ago offer. Nearing 20 instead of 15, including bonus.
Wouldn’t mind a bidding war.
By Probity Go To PostPES demo won't properly install, close to giving up right about now.Is this from 5 years ago?
By JTS Go To Post'some brazilian teams' by n9 and prinny
edit: and ff
you disgusting europafaces
I didn’t play or download yet but I would remember the teams for sure. I’m guessing maybe santos and corinthians?
I don't think it's either lol
By Linius Go To PostCruzeiro, Flamengo, Fluminese. So many choices.Just checked, it’s Palmeiras and Corinthians.
I guessed 1 out of 2.
You guessed 0 out of 3.
You lose, gg.
By Meier Go To PostI think we might try and get him on a free as well if we can't unload Kolarov this window. We tried to do this with Fernando (sign him on a Bosman) and PDC said he'd freeze him out and not play him unless he signed a new deal with a lower buyout fee so I wouldn't be shocked if he did the same thing with Alex Sandro.
Kolarov is up for sale? Suprised we haven't made a bid yet in that case.
Anyway, I'm sure you'd offer him a bigger salary next summer, so again, congrats. We had our chance a couple of weeks back, but Porto wanted too much / we offered too little and so Marry steered towards Siqueira.
1. hopefully the carnival of stupid around de gea is shut down soon, its just like who even cares anymore
2.who wants to play as France
2.who wants to play as France
Romero is fit to show the league his quality
I listened to Football Weekly earlier and they said him sitting on the bench two years was misleading, that he is very good and he sat on the bench because he refused to take a pay cut and bled the club dry.
That
is
a
man
I listened to Football Weekly earlier and they said him sitting on the bench two years was misleading, that he is very good and he sat on the bench because he refused to take a pay cut and bled the club dry.
That
is
a
man
By Mr Cola Go To PostRomero is fit to show the league his quality
I listened to Football Weekly earlier and they said him sitting on the bench two years was misleading, that he is very good and he sat on the bench because he refused to take a pay cut and bled the club dry.
That
is
a
man
no he's shit
By Mr Cola Go To PostRomero is fit to show the league his quality
I listened to Football Weekly earlier and they said him sitting on the bench two years was misleading, that he is very good and he sat on the bench because he refused to take a pay cut and bled the club dry.
That
is
a
man
Why would that be a reason for him sitting on the bench, when he is loaned out for one of the years lol. He was also second choice behind some shit at Monaco.
He's not a horrible backup keeper, but if he is your main man I would be concerned if I was a United fan. Gaal still thinks he's a young talented keeper that he was when he signed him at AZ, the same kind of idiot thinking that made Gaal not want to sign Neuer and instead use Butt and Kraft at Bayern.
Romero was already shit at AZ. Made so many mistakes there. Still can't believe he managed to be first choice for Argentina. Was always a weird sight to see him in a team with all these stars. And now he's even at United. And he's actually getting games. Romero must be the luckiest guy on earth. And he should know it.
By Zabojnik Go To PostKolarov is up for sale? Suprised we haven't made a bid yet in that case.Marry was playing hard ball, and thinking of getting him next year on a free (or not at all).
Anyway, I'm sure you'd offer him a bigger salary next summer, so again, congrats. We had our chance a couple of weeks back, but Porto wanted too much / we offered too little and so Marry steered towards Siqueira.
Then City showed up, asked Porto to pull a Fernando, so Alex was being “enticed" to extend on the promise of being sold next summer, and he was warming up to that idea.
Then Marry took a better look at Siqueira and was like
Proceed to:
@Sandro, DON’T sign da ting, we’ll have a new offer and will get you out of that hellhole before the end of the month!
@Pinto, my dear. I am back. And you were right, I was lowballing it. How about 5 more millioni that last time huh?
These are all troothfax. #ITK
By Mr Cola Go To PostRomero is fit to show the league his qualitycola dont do this, denial is a strong drug. romero's only claim to fame was stopping some shit pens at the WC
I listened to Football Weekly earlier and they said him sitting on the bench two years was misleading, that he is very good and he sat on the bench because he refused to take a pay cut and bled the club dry.
That
is
a
man
Siqueira is a #BenficaLegend, can't believe he'll lower himself to Serie A level
maybe the empty stadiums will have a soothing effect on him
maybe the empty stadiums will have a soothing effect on him
JUVENTUS are considering Liverpool midfielder Lucas as an alternative to Schalke's Julian Draxler as the Italian champions look for reinforcements.
No ;-;
You guys remeber last year when Benfica claimed they were the club in the world without more paying members (250.000) until Bayern claimed the record? I always claimed that number was false as the last recount they did was more than a decade ago and they just kept adding numbers instead of removing the people that stopped paying or died. Well, they now did a recount and the number has dropped to 157.000 members, just 27.000 more than that "small club that hasn´t win the league in centuries".
http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/08/12/super-mario-maker-ign-challenge-altanos-revenge
Oh my, what a cuntish level design. I love it :lol
Oh my, what a cuntish level design. I love it :lol
By Lambda Go To PostSiqueira is a #BenficaLegend, can't believe he'll lower himself to Serie A level:lol
maybe the empty stadiums will have a soothing effect on him
