By dark_prinny Go To PostI went to IKEA once. The fucking place was POLLUTED with idiots, the whole system is designed to go in circles, the fucking furniture is TERRIBLE and people was eating meatballs. EATING IN A FUCKING FURNITURE SHOP.
The fact that later I realised that you have to MOUNT the fucking furniture you buy it made me go even crazier.
I think I still have post traumatic stress.
I think every piece of furniture in my house is from IKEA :lol. We don't all have millions to spend you know.
the meatballs are lovely
By confuziz Go To PostI think every piece of furniture in my house is from IKEA :lol. We don't all have millions to spend you know.
the meatballs are lovely
Good lord...
God help me...
By dark_prinny Go To PostGood lord…
God help me…
It's good food for €3-4
By Kidjr Go To PostLooking forward to Man city vs Everton. I think Man city will have a bad day at the office today. Everton with the form they've been in will at least give them something to think about. I expect a very good game still man city win but by a close margin.Everton have had 1 good game, hardly counts as form :P
Morning everyone. Currently making an omelette, what's your favourite ingredients to put in one?
West Brom better fucking show up today, they were atrocious against City.
IKEA is not cheap by any means. My time and sanity has value. I mean, mounting my fucking furniture?
What am I a carpenter?
What am I a carpenter?
By dark_prinny Go To PostIKEA is not cheap by any means. My time and sanity has value. I mean, mounting my fucking furniture?
What am I a carpenter?
takes about 10-15 mins m8. €20 euros for a simple table is very cheap for a piece of furniture over here.
OptaJohan @OptaJohan 44s44 seconds ago
21/22 - Hakim Ziyech (9 goals, 12 assists) was involved in 21 of the last 22 Eredivisie goals of FC Twente. Run.
Damn. They will get relegated without him.
21/22 - Hakim Ziyech (9 goals, 12 assists) was involved in 21 of the last 22 Eredivisie goals of FC Twente. Run.
Damn. They will get relegated without him.
By dark_prinny Go To PostIKEA is not cheap by any means. My time and sanity has value. I mean, mounting my fucking furniture?It's not hard at all because of the instructions. The major problem is the quality of the materials. Which is either shit or really shit. IKEA is the fast food of furniture. I can sympathize with students or people who are starting their lives and don't have much money to spend, but if you're 30, live alone or with your gf, steady job and you buy shit from IKEA, you should go throw yourself off a bridge.
What am I a carpenter?
By rvy Go To PostIt's not hard at all because of the instructions. The major problem is the quality of the materials. Which is either shit or really shit. IKEA is the fast food of furniture. I can sympathize with students or people who are starting their lives and don't have much money to spend, but if you're 30, live alone or with your gf, steady job and you buy shit from IKEA, you should go throw yourself off a bridge.
Thank god im 25 then =P
By Willkiller Go To PostThe men's 100m final today is going to be great
Bolt looked like he was going to fall over in his semi-final.
By Splatt Go To PostIs Matic injured?
No?
He should be starting unless he got injured in warm up or something.
By Woodenlung Go To PostNo?
He should be starting unless he got injured in warm up or something.
Marko Marin is in his place and Matic isn't even on the bench.
--e--
Dumb flashscore, they corrected the lineups.
Matic is playing.
By dark_prinny Go To PostGood lord…
God help me…
Thats puke worthy.
My whole apartment is made of Ikea furniture
Can't wait to become an adult and move to a better place with real furniture.
Also, those meatballs suck big time. Why should I go to a furniture shop to eat Swedish food, why oh why.
Also also, Mihajialailovic said he's in for Balotelli.
This year will be G L O R I O U S
Can't wait to become an adult and move to a better place with real furniture.
Also, those meatballs suck big time. Why should I go to a furniture shop to eat Swedish food, why oh why.
Also also, Mihajialailovic said he's in for Balotelli.
This year will be G L O R I O U S
By Splatt Go To PostMarko Marin is in his place and Matic isn't even on the bench.
–e–
Dumb flashscore, they corrected the lineups.
Matic is playing.
looool
By rvy Go To PostIt's not hard at all because of the instructions. The major problem is the quality of the materials. Which is either shit or really shit. IKEA is the fast food of furniture. I can sympathize with students or people who are starting their lives and don't have much money to spend, but if you're 30, live alone or with your gf, steady job and you buy shit from IKEA, you should go throw yourself off a bridge.
Looks at this clown mates.
He's a victim of consumerism. A capitalists dream.
Steve Madeley @smadeley_star
I'm told Berahino was happy to play. Pulis decided he wasn't in the right frame of mind. #wba #wbafc
David De Berahino
I'm told Berahino was happy to play. Pulis decided he wasn't in the right frame of mind. #wba #wbafc
David De Berahino
By dark_prinny Go To PostIKEA is not cheap by any means. My time and sanity has value. I mean, mounting my fucking furniture?Building furniture is good bonding time.
What am I a carpenter?
I love people looking at me from afar while I build shit like a madman screaming because nothing fucking fits.
Try putting together a 5m wardrobe or a fancy bed.
By L1NETT Go To PostLead designer from that doing Stellaris, their new space game thing. So likelihood of any new medieval hijinks on the horizon tis slim.That'd be magnificent until it tragically turns from intrigues and conquests to your people carpeting the earth with corpses as they're wreaked with contagions.
Would like to see a grand strategy game focussed on Maya/Aztec civilizations from the end of the Classic Period - end of Spanish contact.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostTry Rocket League Flabber.Is it on PS3? I don't envision myself buying a PS4 anytime soon.
By rossonero Go To PostThe Rafa effect.
By M_Night Go To PostThats puke worthy.
Yep, a perfect representative of their country as well. Well actually that is surströmming probably, even more puke worthy
Pedro and Zouma start. Traore on the bench.
Ramires and Cuadrado not even in the squad. Probably on the plane to italy.
Ramires and Cuadrado not even in the squad. Probably on the plane to italy.
Also, Paradox need to port their games to iOS. I'd be approximately 287349 times more likely to, e.g., pick up Europa Universalis again if I could do so on my iPad. I wouldn't even care if it was just EU3.
By Vlatko Go To PostPedro and Zouma start. Traore on the bench.
Ramires and Cuadrado not even in the squad. Probably on the plane to italy.
Cuadrado maybe, have it on good authority that Ramires is however going to the glue factory.
By flabber Go To PostAlso, Paradox need to port their games to iOS. I'd be approximately 287349 times more likely to, e.g., pick up Europa Universalis again if I could do so on my iPad. I wouldn't even care if it was just EU3.
Yes Flabber.
“I honestly believe this will be my last year at Palermo. Over the last few days I’ve been in London and hired a company to find investors interested in buying the club.
“I don’t want to be repaid for what I spent, but I am not leaving Palermo in the hands of a bunch of losers.
“I want to dedicate myself to my other companies and give the team to someone who can take them into the Champions League.
“I won’t be building a new stadium. It wasn’t even possible to sit round a table and discuss it. A project has been ready for years and I expected it to be greeted with enthusiasm.
“I had found investors ready to build around the stadium and spoke to the associations in Palermo. We would’ve created jobs, but instead they called me a speculator.
“Building a stadium is impossible in Palermo today. I am 74 years old, not 25. I am tired.”
Welcome to the Roman family, Palermo.
By Woodenlung Go To PostWelcome to the Roman family, Palermo.It'll be sad to see Old Man Zamps leave the league.
It's also sad how incredibly frustrating it is for owners like him to attempt to drag these Italian behemoths into the 21st century against the will of intransigent, myopic, and selfish interests in communal politics. Our stadiums are practically in ruins, and yet it's nearly impossible to get anything done to revive or replace them.
By flabber Go To PostIt'll be sad to see Old Man Zamps leave the league.
It's also sad how incredibly frustrating it is for owners like him to attempt to drag these Italian behemoths into the 21st century against the will of intransigent, myopic, and selfish interests in communal politics. Our stadiums are practically in ruins, and yet it's nearly impossible to get anything done to revive or replace them.
Zamps might leave football, but he will keep talking shit in the medias until he's in the grave.
I don't understand the stadium situation in Italy, it sounds horrible and without much sense.
By Alpende Go To PostJesus, Zouma is a big guy
For you.