By Scum Go To PostWe're getting bukkaked by Ranieri this weekend.
"RanieriPochettino will be the first to go."
Arsenalol tried to fuck with my Bilic prediction, but King Rani took the train back on track.
#ManagerOfTheMonth
By Laboured Go To PostMail say we're considering Greasemann tooLeave him alone
By Killer7 Go To PostSaw on twitter but apparently ESPN said we could be done for the sunmer.I hope not. We need a striker as desperately as Arsenal do. But we need a proper no. 9.
Pls no.
I need one more attacking signing.
Imagine if we sign Zlatan on the last day. Oh my. The scenes.
Bundes-bros, how come VW haven't gone full City with Wolfsburg so far? It's not the German way, I get that, and I know that there have been significant investments over the years, but still. They seem to be treating Wolfsburg the same way Exor (Fiat) are treating Juve. "We'll help from time to time, if need be, other than that you're on your own, basically." That's the impression I get, at least.
By Killer7 Go To PostSaw on twitter but apparently ESPN said we could be done for the sunmer.
Pls no.
I need one more attacking signing.
That came way before the Mane news so they know nothing Jon Snow.
You know how little and worthless Zlatan felt when playing under Messi? Now imagine how he will feel, when Rooney is above him.
By Pappe Go To PostI hope not. We need a striker as desperately as Arsenal do. But we need a proper no. 9.
Imagine if we sign Zlatan on the last day. Oh my. The scenes.
Think we have a better striker situation than United right now.
By Pennywise Go To PostThe player of the WC trophy was a joke.I would want wooders to whatever it takes for Reus.
And you would have to pay at least the same amount for Reus :P
Sorry, won't happen :>
Kagawa already told his mates to avoid United.
Not on the same level as he is for Barca, but we all know that he is the best.
Personally I wouldn't judge a player on his performance within the national team.
League games and CL/EL games are the bread and butter, that's where I rate people.
Also your teammates can't understand Kagawa :P
By wedward Go To PostThink we have a better striker situation than United right now.
I keep forgetting Arsenal have Welbeck for some reason.
By Zabojnik Go To PostI keep forgetting Arsenal have Welbeck for some reason.
Out injured but should be back soon.
By Killer7 Go To PostI would want wooders to whatever it takes for Reus.
Also your teammates can't understand Kagawa :P
They got a translator.
The translator is just Hummels making his eyes slant. It's very racist, but is Germany after all
By Zabojnik Go To PostBundes-bros, how come VW haven't gone full City with Wolfsburg so far? It's not the German way, I get that, and I know that there have been significant investments over the years, but still. They seem to be treating Wolfsburg the same way Exor (Fiat) are treating Juve. "We'll help from time to time, if need be, other than that you're on your own, basically." That's the impression I get, at least.Because VW isn't a private person who can just pure as much money in as they want.
It's still a company with a board that isn't totally stupid.
Imagine "we just extended KdB contract for another year and he get's 15m a year, we also signed Zlatan for 80m" while other parts of the company are like "we need to lay off 2000 people".
They won't be able to justify it and they also need to watch their finances, not only FFP people watched them, also the league people.
By Killer7 Go To PostI would want wooders to whatever it takes for Reus.They do.
Also your teammates can't understand Kagawa :P
His translator is always with him.
Tuchel also put more pressure on every player to learn the language properly.
That's why Immobile was so pissed, his translator was gone and as he was a lazy cunt before, he couldn't understand a word.
By Elchele Go To PostMan Utd are still on time to sign Dante.He'll get paid to clean Smalling's boots.
By Killer7 Go To PostI miss Shinji ;_;United have got quite a record of recent losses who you'd want to do well (or I do anyway): Kagawa, Di Maria, Rafael, Welbeck
Hope he smashes it this season. Go Dortmund!
By Poblano Go To PostUnited have got quite a record of recent losses who you'd want to do well (or I do anyway): Kagawa, Di Maria, Rafael, WelbeckThere are always likeable players who leave your club for various reason.
I still like Lewandowski and wish him the best, allthough I wish his agents would get punched in the face.
And there are also cunts like Amoroso,Immobile,Götze and others.
By Pele.gif Go To PostArsenalol tried to fuck with my Bilic prediction, but King Rani took the train back on track.#PrayForScum
#ManagerOfTheMonth
Who do have this weekend? Liverpool??
By Pennywise Go To PostThere are always likeable players who leave your club for various reason.Dunno if I could be nice enough to want a player to do well who'd gone to a rival, especially one that routinely signs your better players.
I still like Lewandowski and wish him the best, allthough I wish his agents would get punched in the face.
And there are also cunts like Amoroso,Immobile,Götze and others.
Telephone conversations with Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho and midfielder Cesc Fabregas persuaded Barcelona forward Pedro, 28, to snub long-standing interest from Manchester United and move instead to Stamford Bridge in a deal that will be worth £21.2m. (Guardian)
The Spaniard also turned his back on a move to Manchester United after reportedly being warned about Louis van Gaal's brutal style of management. (Daily Mirror)
Cesc Fabregas's partner Daniella Semaan sold London to Carolina Martin, Pedro's wife, to persuade the midfielder to join Chelsea. (Daily Express)
The Blues have offered midfielder Willian, 27, to Bayern Munich and Paris St-Germain ahead of Pedro's imminent arrival at Stamford Bridge. (Foot Mercato via Metro)
Colombia winger Juan Cuadrado could be the man to make way for Barcelona midfielder Pedro at Chelsea, with Italian club Juventus interested in the 27-year-old. (Daily Express)
Chelsea are yet to offer Serbia defender Branislav Ivanovic, 31, a contract extension, placing their Premier League and European rivals on alert with him having just one year left on his contract. (Daily Mail)
Manchester City will sign Valencia defender Nicolas Otamendi, 27, for £32m in the next 24 hours after the Argentine passed his medical and agreed personal terms. (Daily Mail)
Bayern Munich have told Manchester United that German World Cup winning midfielder Thomas Muller is not for sale, after reports they had made a £60m bid for the 25-year-old. (Manchester Evening News)
United have suffered another blow as Southampton have ruled out selling Senegal striker Sadio Mane, 23. (Daily Star)
Manchester United summer signing Sergio Romero, 28, wants fellow goalkeeper David De Gea, 24, to stay at Old Trafford this season, as speculation over a move to Real Madrid continues. (Talksport)
Real Madrid have accepted a £48m offer for striker Karim Benzema from Arsenal, according to former QPR forward Rodney Marsh. (Talksport)
Wolfsburg will sell Kevin De Bruyne, 24, to Manchester City if the club meet their asking price of £57m for the Belgian midfielder. (Independent)
Everton have agreed a £5.5m fee with River Plate for the transfer of Argentina defender Ramiro Funes Mori, 24. (Liverpool Echo)
West Ham have had a £3.5m bid for Turkey striker Burak Yilmaz rejected by Galatasaray. (London Evening Standard)
The Hammers have pulled out of a surprise deal to sign Togo striker Emmanuel Adebayor, 31, from Tottenham Hotspur. (Daily Telegraph)
Wolverhampton Wanderers have said they will not be selling striker Benik Afobe, 22 - despite reports Norwich City have made a "substantial bid" for the forward. (Norwich Evening News)
Former Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba has warned Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho a player could die if he tries to stop a doctor going on the pitch. (Sun)
David Sullivan, West Ham United's co-owner, says a deal had been agreed to sign Cameroon midfielder Alex Song, 27, from Barcelona if the midfielder can pass a medical. (Daily Telegraph)
West Brom are bidding to sign Tottenham's Argentine defender Federico Fazio, 28, despite snubbing Spurs' opening bid for striker Saido Berahino, 22. (Daily Mirror)
Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge, 25, is expected back at Anfield this weekend after a successful rehabilitation process in the United States following hip surgery and could make his first-team comeback at Manchester United on 12 September. (Guardian)
Best of social media
Former QPR midfielder and free agent Joey Barton tweeted about his future. He said: "Not reached any agreement with anyone. Spoke to several. Long way to go yet. Needs to be the right project. No more time can be wasted."
A New York sandwich shop have come up with a sandwich in tribute of New York City's Italian midfielder Andrea Pirlo. The sub features Genoa Salami, fresh mozzarella, fried zucchini and pickled blueberries, as tweeted by the MLS club.
And finally
Manchester City winger Raheem Sterling has put his Southport home up for sale - complete with an indoor swimming pool and Michael Jackson themed room. (Liverpool Echo)
Former Manchester United youngster Gareth Strange, who was at Old Trafford with Roy Keane, Jaap Stam and Wes Brown, has become a cage fighter. (Manchester Evening News)
Sunderland have been made the odds-on favourites for relegation - by their own shirt sponsor Dafabet. (Metro)
Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham supporters are among a London fan coalition challenging West Ham's Olympic Stadium move. (London Evening Standard)
By Poblano Go To PostDunno if I could be nice enough to want a player to do well who'd gone to a rival, especially one that routinely signs your better players.Well Lewandowski gave his best until the end, he behaved rather well.
He never gave the impression that he would end his career here, but he was also honest about it.
Unlike some other cunts.
The only shame about him are his agents, they would sell their own children, if they would get the right amount of money.
There are still so many players who left our club in whichever direction and I still like alot of them, allthough most of them are about to retire or already did.
From what I could see about Welbeck, he was always a nice guy who didn't try to wash the dirty laundry in public.
It simply didn't work out, same goes for Kagawa.
So I can understand Killer7 there.
By Pennywise Go To PostBecause VW isn't a private person who can just pure as much money in as they want.
It's still a company with a board that isn't totally stupid.
Imagine "we just extended KdB contract for another year and he get's 15m a year, we also signed Zlatan for 80m" while other parts of the company are like "we need to lay off 2000 people".
They won't be able to justify it and they also need to watch their finances, not only FFP people watched them, also the league people.
Yeah, same situation as with Exor. That didn't stop them from investing 400M€ in cricket and another 400M€ in The Economist though. Eh, whatevs.
Colombia winger Juan Cuadrado could be the man to make way for Barcelona midfielder Pedro at Chelsea, with Italian club Juventus interested in the 27-year-old. (Daily Express)
Yes. Clean up time.
Chelsea are yet to offer Serbia defender Branislav Ivanovic, 31, a contract extension, placing their Premier League and European rivals on alert with him having just one year left on his contract. (Daily Mail)
CLEAN IT ALL
The Blues have offered midfielder Willian, 27, to Bayern Munich and Paris St-Germain ahead of Pedro's imminent arrival at Stamford Bridge. (Foot Mercato via Metro)
No, calm down Marina.
God I miss Welbeck. His dad worked with my gf a few years ago looking after people with learning disabilities in East Manchester and used to brag about him at work. Couldn't get that kind of connection with any of the first team players now no matter how much I might like them.
Manchester City winger Raheem Sterling has put his Southport home up for sale - complete with an indoor swimming pool and Michael Jackson themed room. (Liverpool Echo)
nah im good
By Woodenlung Go To PostYou know how little and worthless Zlatan felt when playing under Messi? Now imagine how he will feel, when Rooney is above him.When Ashley young is above him
By operon Go To PostWhen Ashley young is above him
By Scum Go To PostI'd forgotten about Welbeck.Have Spurs even had any likeable local players recently?
By Scum Go To Post#PrayForScum
Who do have this weekend? Liverpool??
Yes, monday.
By Poblano Go To PostHave Spurs even had any likeable local players recently?Likeable people in London? Poblano, pls.
By Pele.gif Go To PostYes, monday.Another Monday night game for Liverpool. Bah.
Two Romanians were arrested while stealing copper from Real Madrid sports city gates, They were stopped by Valdebebas security guards. [ABC]
Way to perpetuate stereotypes you cunts
By Phlebas Go To PostWay to perpetuate stereotypes you cuntsDumbasses.
If you were going to steal something from Real Madrid surely you'd make it the Nazi gold that Franco buried under their stadium
By LarchmontVanDyke Go To PostMango, do you go to any Limerick Airtricity League games?
Very rarely. Was at 3 last year but only 1 so far this year. Must get to another soon, we're finally fucking winning some.
Not a Bohs fan are you? :P
By Poblano Go To PostIf you were going to steal something from Real Madrid surely you'd make it the Nazi gold that Franco buried under their stadiumCalm down.
By Mangoverboard Go To PostVery rarely. Was at 3 last year but only 1 so far this year. Must get to another soon, we're finally fucking winning some.No, I've always wanted to start following an Irish team. Not sure which one. I know the quality is crap, but it seems pretty fun.
Not a Bohs fan are you? :P
Only Ireland match I've ever been to is Ireland vs Gibraltar.
You ever been to an international game or Man City?
By LarchmontVanDyke Go To PostNo, I've always wanted to start following an Irish team. Not sure which one. I know the quality is crap, but it seems pretty fun.
Only Ireland match I've ever been to is Ireland vs Gibraltar.
You ever been to an international game or Man City?
Which team is nearest you? Ya the quality isn't great but it can be good craic and football is football, I always enjoy watching them. I really enjoyed when Limerick were in Thomand Park because the view from the stand was amazing.
Was at one Ireland game in like 2006, not even sure who we played. Currently trying to get to a Man City game but getting someone to go with me is hard and also getting my hands on tickets is proving difficult. I'd rather not buy a package deal but it seems the easiest way.
Been to tonnes of Rugby internationals on the other hand.
By Cleff Go To Post£56m for Kevin De Bruyne.Absolutely mad. lol
£56m for a fucking ginge.
Disgusting.
At what point does the crazy spending stop
An average player is now in the 40 million euro range. lol
By Mangoverboard Go To PostWhich team is nearest you? Ya the quality isn't great but it can be good craic and football is football, I always enjoy watching them. I really enjoyed when Limerick were in Thomand Park because the view from the stand was amazing.I think, living where I am now, it's Shamrock Rovers. Might go to their next home game if anyone I know is interested. Tickets surely can't be that expensive.
Was at one Ireland game in like 2006, not even sure who we played. Currently trying to get to a Man City game but getting someone to go with me is hard and also getting my hands on tickets is proving difficult. I'd rather not buy a package deal but it seems the easiest way.
Been to tonnes of Rugby internationals on the other hand.
By sam777 Go To Post£22 is already a bargain. Can't wait for it, the MGS series is the best ever in the history of gaming imo."imo"
Mate, it's fact.
By FootballFan Go To PostWooden wtf is happening in that first gif lol. The cleaning up one
That's the guy who's job it is to clean up couches in-between/after porn shoots