Cristiano Ronaldo refuses to bow to social convention. That is why he wears his shorts rolled all the way up his thighs and posts a picture of it on Instagram.https://instagram.com/p/6hvOFJhpYm/
Who needs Cavani when you're signing Benz. Right Weddy?
Andy Goldstein MBE @andygoldstein05 24m24 minutes ago
Just been told by @RodneyMarsh10 on our show (sportsbar) on talkSPORT that he understands Real have accepted £48m bid from Arsenal 4 Benzema
Andy Goldstein MBE @andygoldstein05 24m24 minutes ago
Just been told by @RodneyMarsh10 on our show (sportsbar) on talkSPORT that he understands Real have accepted £48m bid from Arsenal 4 Benzema
By Scum Go To Posthttps://instagram.com/p/6hvOFJhpYm/
'One leg somehow ended up darker so I had to go again to get the other evened out'
By Mangoverboard Go To Post'One leg somehow ended up darker so I had to go again to get the other evened out'Such a tart, isn't he?
By Tom Go To PostWho needs Cavani when you're signing Benz. Right Weddy?hmm
Andy Goldstein MBE @andygoldstein05 24m24 minutes ago
Just been told by @RodneyMarsh10 on our show (sportsbar) on talkSPORT that he understands Real have accepted £48m bid from Arsenal 4 Benzema
needs to be official before i believe it innit
Well then, it turns out I have three EU CoD Black Ops 3 beta codes since I pre-ordered and then forgot about. Anyone need a code?
By Tom Go To PostWho needs Cavani when you're signing Benz. Right Weddy?
Andy Goldstein MBE @andygoldstein05 24m24 minutes ago
Just been told by @RodneyMarsh10 on our show (sportsbar) on talkSPORT that he understands Real have accepted £48m bid from Arsenal 4 Benzema
Indeed.
By Diablo Rosso Go To PostWell then, it turns out I have three EU CoD Black Ops 3 beta codes since I pre-ordered and then forgot about. Anyone need a code?
yes pls, could you pm it somewhere. my m8 is asleep right now.
By Linius Go To Postyes pls, could you pm it somewhere. my m8 is asleep right now.I'll PM you on GAF.
I should start drafting up my post for when Benzema signs.
As I am sure you can all imagine, it is going to be very long.
As I am sure you can all imagine, it is going to be very long.
By Diablo Rosso Go To PostI'll PM you on GAF.
Thanks man! Much appreciated.
By Zabojnik Go To PostCongrats to Arsenal, whoever they end up signing.
By wedward Go To PostI should start drafting up my post for when Benzema signs.I expect it to be epic and poetic at the same time
As I am sure you can all imagine, it is going to be very long.
By Linius Go To PostThanks man! Much appreciated.I've sent it.
Still got 2 codes left if anyone wants one.
By wedward Go To PostI should start drafting up my post for when Benzema signs.
As I am sure you can all imagine, it is going to be very long.
Please tell me you have all doubting comments and posts bookmarked and are going to address them all individually
By Diablo Rosso Go To PostI've sent it.PS4? I'm down for it.
Still got 2 codes left if anyone wants one.
GAF name is the same as here.
By Mangoverboard Go To PostPlease tell me you have all doubting comments and posts bookmarked and are going to address them all individually
I do. Not sure yet what the tone is going to be.
I am not a man who holds grudges or wants to rub anyone's face in the dirt.
This post will probably be a poetic love letter to Wenger, Benzema and the people of France for giving us both.
Also tell Phlebas to get fucked.
By Probity Go To PostPS4? I'm down for it.I should point out that's it's a Euro code before sending it.
GAF name is the same as here.
I technically have a Euro account if I can remember the information from my old PS3, but you're probably better off holding it unless I come up with something.
I really miss not being in NA.
I really miss not being in NA.
By Freewheelin Go To PostFintan, in case you missed my post the other day, I watched the Third Man for the first time. Gr8 film, loved this speech:Yeah, it's one of my favourite movies. Shooting on location in postwar Vienna gives it a very unique visually quality.
"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."
And that ending, wow unexpected lol. Such a beautifully-shot film.
Watching it again recently in the cinema made me remember how funny it is too. Joseph Cotten is a very underrated actor.
Have you seen the Departed? They reference the ending to The Third Man near the end of that IIRC.
Also watch this Pinky and the Brain parody. Worth it for its version of the cuckoo clock speech alone.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7bsh5_13-a-the-third-mouse_shortfilms
By wedward Go To PostI do. Not sure yet what the tone is going to be.I expect somewhere in there a long list of quotes from Horse.
I am not a man who holds grudges or wants to rub anyone's face in the dirt.
This post will probably be a poetic love letter to Wenger, Benzema and the people of France for giving us both.
Also tell Phlebas to get fucked.
By wedward Go To PostI do. Not sure yet what the tone is going to be.
I am not a man who holds grudges or wants to rub anyone's face in the dirt.
This post will probably be a poetic love letter to Wenger, Benzema and the people of France for giving us both.
Also tell Phlebas to get fucked.
Suck me off you delusional cunt
By Lunatic Go To PostI expect somewhere in there a long list of quotes from Horse.
Lol. I won't go too hard on him because if I was in his position i'd think the exact same thing.
If we don't get him I already have my post ready.
"We were never in for him"
By Phlebas Go To PostSuck me off you delusional cunt
#triggered
Saw this on rawk: Liverpool have bid for 19-year-old Dani Ceballos from Real Betis according to Diario de Sevilla
http://www.diariodesevilla.es/article/realbetis/2092770/liverpool/y/la/roma/andan/acecho/ceballos.html
I'd play this against Arsenal next week:
----------------Mignolet---------------
Clyne -- Skrtel -- Lovren -- Gomez
---------------- Hendo -----------------
-------- Milner ---- Coutinho --------
Ibe ---------------------------- Moreno
---------------- Benteke ---------------
Just posting that because I haven't posted a #formation since I became an antinatalist at the start of last season.
Could play Markovic in place of Moreno but he's been exiled. I expect Lallana will start instead. My tactics would be based on Chelsea's in the infamous slip game .ie. play 6 at the back with the wingers tucking in as full backs. Cling on for a 0-0. I expect Arsenal to beat us. That said, it's Arsenal and I'd have doubts about their mentality.
http://www.diariodesevilla.es/article/realbetis/2092770/liverpool/y/la/roma/andan/acecho/ceballos.html
I'd play this against Arsenal next week:
----------------Mignolet---------------
Clyne -- Skrtel -- Lovren -- Gomez
---------------- Hendo -----------------
-------- Milner ---- Coutinho --------
Ibe ---------------------------- Moreno
---------------- Benteke ---------------
Just posting that because I haven't posted a #formation since I became an antinatalist at the start of last season.
Could play Markovic in place of Moreno but he's been exiled. I expect Lallana will start instead. My tactics would be based on Chelsea's in the infamous slip game .ie. play 6 at the back with the wingers tucking in as full backs. Cling on for a 0-0. I expect Arsenal to beat us. That said, it's Arsenal and I'd have doubts about their mentality.
Benzema, Cavani ... what's the difference.
As an avid supporter of the Marottian doublethink, I have to believe that Draxler is infinitely better than Mikiteriyaki and at the same time be 100% convinced that Mikiteriyaki is vastly superior to Julian.
As an avid supporter of the Marottian doublethink, I have to believe that Draxler is infinitely better than Mikiteriyaki and at the same time be 100% convinced that Mikiteriyaki is vastly superior to Julian.
By Zabojnik Go To PostBenzema, Cavani … what's the difference.You know that the price is rising each week.
As an avid supporter of the Marottian doublethink, I have to believe that Draxler is infinitely better than Mikiteriyaki and at the same time be 100% convinced that Mikiteriyaki is vastly superior to Julian.
Arsenal should just go 4132 when Benz is in because none of their CM partnerships fucking work. may as well just outscore the opponent
By ReRixo Go To Postwhy spend 48m on benz when you have an in form giroud though
Would cost more than that if we did sell him
By Pennywise Go To PostYou know that the price is rising each week.
That's okay. We have as much money as we have sense. Welcome Lamela.
By Mangoverboard Go To PostArsenal should just go 4132 when Benz is in because none of their CM partnerships fucking work. may as well just outscore the opponent
I'm sure Busquets and Cazorla will be just fine.
By Yenom Snake Go To PostSaw this on rawk: Liverpool have bid for 19-year-old Dani Ceballos from Real Betis according to Diario de Sevilla
http://www.diariodesevilla.es/article/realbetis/2092770/liverpool/y/la/roma/andan/acecho/ceballos.html
I'd play this against Arsenal next week:
—————-Mignolet—————
Clyne – Skrtel – Lovren – Gomez
—————- Hendo —————–
——– Milner —- Coutinho ——–
Ibe —————————- Moreno
—————- Benteke —————
Just posting that because I haven't posted a #formation since I became an antinatalist at the start of last season.
Could play Markovic in place of Moreno but he's been exiled. I expect Lallana will start instead. My tactics would be based on Chelsea's in the infamous slip game .ie. play 6 at the back with the wingers tucking in as full backs. Cling on for a 0-0. I expect Arsenal to beat us. That said, it's Arsenal and I'd have doubts about their mentality.
Hendo has a foot injury m8.
We're fucked.
By Esch Go To PostI'm sure Busquets and Cazorla will be just fine.
Get in
By Esch Go To PostI'm sure Busquets and Cazorla will be just fine.Brilliant lol
4 in the morning and I´m about to rewatch The Room. This is going to be great.
All good reasons to marry someone.
Edit 1 : 17 minutes and we are on our 2nd terribly filmed sex scene, once again with the least sexy or romantic soundtrack ever.
Edit 2 : "You are my favorite costumer" Yet I didn´t recognize you until I talked to you for 10 seconds.
Edit 3:
And with 26 minutes in, we start on "awful sex scene with a terrible soundtrack" number 3.
Edit 4 :
For once we are in sync, Claudette. Who are these 30 something actors playing teenagers?
Edit 5 : Ladies and gentleman, acting.
Edit 6 :
After watching The Room for the 10th time, I´ve realized that this is Tommy Wiseau´s philosophy because he didn´t do much planning on The Room.
Edit 7: More AAAACCCTTTIIINNNGGGG!!!!
Edit 8: Minute 51 : Johnny reveals that Lisa is cheating to his good friend Peter, the psychologist. Peter is such a good friend that we are only finding out about him now and the only information we have is that he is a psychologist.
Edit 9 : We are going to play American Football in tuxedos because fuck logic.
Edit 10: Minute 65: "Awful sex scene with even more awful soundtrack" nº4.
Edit 11 : Minute 70: Shocking moment, someone actually knocks on the door of Johhny´s apartment before entering. And apparently XYZ means eXamine Your Zipper. Oh, The Room, the things you teach me...
Edit 12 :
You are damn right, Claudette. You are goddamn right.
Edit 13 : Minute 80 : A great friend of the couple finds out the truth about Lisa. A bigger shock? This character appears out of nowhere and we don´t know anything about him, not even his name.
"This is going to pull us all down. It’s going to shake up our group of friends. It’s going to destroy our friendship, Lisa. I don’t think Mark really loves you."
Who are you? Why is your group of friends so important when you only show up 10 minutes before the end of the movie????
Edit 14 : Tommy Wiseau has never seen a real chicken.
Edit 15 : And so it ends. The story of a man who was too good for this horrible world. What a tale, such impressive performances. And what a perfect soundtrack. Truly a classic that will remain in our hearts forever.
Claudette: Well, he’s a wonderful person. And he’s getting a promotion very soon. Now he bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and now you want to dump him. That’s not right. I’ve always thought of him as my son-in-law. You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you.
All good reasons to marry someone.
Edit 1 : 17 minutes and we are on our 2nd terribly filmed sex scene, once again with the least sexy or romantic soundtrack ever.
Edit 2 : "You are my favorite costumer" Yet I didn´t recognize you until I talked to you for 10 seconds.
Edit 3:
Johnny: You have nice legs, Lisa. Ha-ha.You clearly are drunk, Lisa.
Lisa: (laughing) You have nice pecs.
And with 26 minutes in, we start on "awful sex scene with a terrible soundtrack" number 3.
Edit 4 :
Claudette: Hello? What are these characters doing here?
For once we are in sync, Claudette. Who are these 30 something actors playing teenagers?
Claudette: How many people come in and out of this apartment every day? This is worse than Grand Central Station!After her casual mention of her diagnosis of breast cancer, Claudette is all about the truth bombs. Why do unknown characters keep popping up at Johhny´s apartment? Don t they lock their doors?
Edit 5 : Ladies and gentleman, acting.
Edit 6 :
Johnny: Well we’ll see… Denny, don’t plan too much. It may not come out right.
After watching The Room for the 10th time, I´ve realized that this is Tommy Wiseau´s philosophy because he didn´t do much planning on The Room.
Edit 7: More AAAACCCTTTIIINNNGGGG!!!!
Edit 8: Minute 51 : Johnny reveals that Lisa is cheating to his good friend Peter, the psychologist. Peter is such a good friend that we are only finding out about him now and the only information we have is that he is a psychologist.
Edit 9 : We are going to play American Football in tuxedos because fuck logic.
Edit 10: Minute 65: "Awful sex scene with even more awful soundtrack" nº4.
Edit 11 : Minute 70: Shocking moment, someone actually knocks on the door of Johhny´s apartment before entering. And apparently XYZ means eXamine Your Zipper. Oh, The Room, the things you teach me...
Edit 12 :
Claudette: Well it’s true. All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there’s nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.
You are damn right, Claudette. You are goddamn right.
Edit 13 : Minute 80 : A great friend of the couple finds out the truth about Lisa. A bigger shock? This character appears out of nowhere and we don´t know anything about him, not even his name.
"This is going to pull us all down. It’s going to shake up our group of friends. It’s going to destroy our friendship, Lisa. I don’t think Mark really loves you."
Who are you? Why is your group of friends so important when you only show up 10 minutes before the end of the movie????
Edit 14 : Tommy Wiseau has never seen a real chicken.
Edit 15 : And so it ends. The story of a man who was too good for this horrible world. What a tale, such impressive performances. And what a perfect soundtrack. Truly a classic that will remain in our hearts forever.
Stopped drinking an hour ago. Stayed drinking since kickoff. Uber/Lyft are godsends. Can't wait to chill with Yurt
By Woodenlung Go To Posthttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11811068/Chelsea-transfer-news-Blues-make-dramatic-bid-to-hijack-Man-Utds-move-for-Pedro.htmlthats what we get for dithering, happens every window, player has a release clause, instead of just paying that and getting it done and over with, no we drag it out.
Of course Pedro will choose to go to London.
By Diablo Rosso Go To PostWell then, it turns out I have three EU CoD Black Ops 3 beta codes since I pre-ordered and then forgot about. Anyone need a code?I'll have a code if you or anyone still has any left..
pm me on gaf
The Room is one of the greatest movies
Shit "journalism" , I wouldn't believe it
By Blazinho Go To PostArsenal offered 71m € for Müller and Lewa each :lol
The money EPL teams are throwing around is crazy
Shit "journalism" , I wouldn't believe it