Got my beta code for Blops this morning. Hopefully it's fun, tomorrow it starts. Any other PS4 players who have access? Not sure if we have private matchmaking, but it would be fun to play with some bantz.
By Auto Go To Postworst joke ever
Rooney plz
It says it was eating time for them. So doubt Rooney had time to talk to anyone.
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/633625119730962432 actually amazing
By Laboured Go To PostSchweini: "The English have a special sense of humour. This I immediately experienced in the dressing room. As I walked with two plates while eating, suddenly a teammate asked me 'Basti, what time is it?' - Hoping I would automatically turn my hand to look at my watch. That's quite entertaining."Ashley fucking Young
Fucking nora what cutting edge high-jinx.
By Woodenlung Go To PostIt says it was eating time for them. So doubt Rooney had time to talk to anyone.
Fucking hell. :lol
Rooney reminds me so much of Phil Kessel.
By Woodenlung Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/paddypower/status/633625119730962432 actually amazing
Loool, catch it fools
I thought it might be a fat joke because he was holding two plates and it wasnt the registered food time
By Mr Cola Go To PostI thought it might be a fat joke because he was holding two plates and it wasnt the registered food time
Are you overthinking everything Cola? I mean this is a joke in the most simple category possible. It is what it is.
By Laboured Go To PostSchweini: "The English have a special sense of humour. This I immediately experienced in the dressing room. As I walked with two plates while eating, suddenly a teammate asked me 'Basti, what time is it?' - Hoping I would automatically turn my hand to look at my watch. That's quite entertaining.":lol
Fucking nora what cutting edge high-jinx.
By Linius Go To PostAre you overthinking everything Cola? I mean this is a joke in the most simple category possible. It is what it is.What about the joke infers dropping food? I can hold two things and look at my watch
By Woodenlung Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/paddypower/status/633625119730962432 actually amazing
Someone needs to find the video of Spurs scoring then the ball rolling out of the net to Soldado who goes to smack it back in the net but ends up hitting it in to the post. Incredible scenes.
By Mr Cola Go To PostWhat about the joke infers dropping food? I can hold two things and look at my watch
m8 they were trying to catch him off guard so he'd turn his wrist without thinking and spill the food
By Laboured Go To PostSomeone needs to find the video of Spurs scoring then the ball rolling out of the net to Soldado who goes to smack it back in the net but ends up hitting it in to the post. Incredible scenes.:lol I feel so sorry for him. From being one of Valencia's best player (at that time) to this.
By Woodenlung Go To PostGuys. What is a good mobile phone these days, that is not apple?
Sony Z3+ looks sexy.
Z3 is a great phone. I have the Compact.
By Mr Cola Go To PostI dont buy it
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6676007/b40447e8/strike_.html
Well okay then, that's one thing you can do on your saturday night
Well okay then, that's one thing you can do on your saturday night
By Mr Cola Go To PostNo reason to troll, I just want to understand
What don't you understand?
By n8 Go To PostWhat don't you understand?Originally what the hell the joke was as it apparently was not about weight (And given its Schwein who said it and he has put on a few pounds thats a fair assumption). Having had it explained to me im baffled by the notion someone cant view their watch while holding two plates.
Went through my old videos, after POMF went down... Kyoufus laugh when Hixx shits on destiny. :lol
https://youtu.be/11c4cEa89kg
https://youtu.be/11c4cEa89kg
By n8 Go To PostWhat don't you understand?
Well Cola here can look at his watch without turning his wrist. So because of this special talent he doesn't get the joke.
By Woodenlung Go To PostGuys. What is a good mobile phone these days, that is not apple?
Sony Z3+ looks sexy.
If I still had access to the defect reporting tool of Sony I could tell you why shouldn't get it, but as I don't, I guess it's alright permitted that they've fixed their battery issues.
By Woodenlung Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/paddypower/status/633625119730962432 actually amazing
HAHAHAHAHAHA
By erection4batong Go To PostIf I still had access to the defect reporting tool of Sony I could tell you why shouldn't get it, but as I don't, I guess it's alright permitted that they've fixed their battery issues.
My Z3C has the best battery life I've ever had with a smartphone. Charge my phone every other day.
By Linius Go To PostWell Cola here can look at his watch without turning his wrist. So because of this special talent he doesn't get the joke.
Am I going to have to take a photo to prove this is possible?
I have my hands out right now holding a glass and a stack of cds and i can make out the time on my watch
By Mr Cola Go To PostOriginally what the hell the joke was as it apparently was not about weight (And given its Schwein who said it and he has put on a few pounds thats a fair assumption). Having had it explained to me im baffled by the notion someone cant view their watch while holding two plates.
Right. You're holding one plate with your left hand and one with your right. The assumption is your hand is either flat - palm up - underneath the plate, or you're holding it between your thumb and your four fingers. In either case your watch is pointed either directly at the ground or at a 45 degree angle but still towards the ground.
Someone asks him the time, and his natural inclination is to turn his wrist around so his watch is facing upwards. This would mean that the plate, originally facing upwards, would end up at either the same 45 degree angle facing the floor or directly at the floor itself, causing the food to slip from it and end up at Bastian's feet.
By Mr Cola Go To PostAm I going to have to take a photo to prove this is possible?
I have my hands out right now holding a glass and a stack of cds and i can make out the time on my watch
Dude, I know it's possible. But usually when you wear a watch it's twisted around your wrist in a way that you can't check the time without turning your arm towards you. Which will cause you to turn over the plate you're holding which means you spill your food on the floor.
It's not rocket science.
By erection4batong Go To PostIf I still had access to the defect reporting tool of Sony I could tell you why shouldn't get it, but as I don't, I guess it's alright permitted that they've fixed their battery issues.
ok
buy one and send it to me
By Woodenlung Go To PostWent through my old videos, after POMF went down… Kyoufus laugh when Hixx shits on destiny. :lol
https://youtu.be/11c4cEa89kg
fucking hell I've watched this three times and I keep laughing
By Ortix Go To PostUtd's gonna destroy us. Pls be gentle.
Should be fun, baby. Wish it wasn't you we were up against; not saying we will knock you out but I don't want to make my bubbe Ortix sad
cola i feel you are not doing it properly - i think you need to take a video and show us how you're doing it so we can guide you
By Carbonox Go To Postcola i feel you are not doing it properly - i think you need to take a video and show us how you're doing it so we can guide youWell the joke here is i cant because my hands are full
By n8 Go To Postfucking hell I've watched this three times and I keep laughing
It all led to bad atmosphere (please ignore the cross)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAtvTawEO8
Kyoufu is a dick, look at how he refuses to move away from my free kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swKWDjXrPDU