By Carbonox Go To PostWhere is the special shoutout for Polish people. Two of my neighbours are Polish families and they live and act like gypsies. Go down to the lake to walk the dog? Polish people everywhere. Polish kids loitering around like rats. Go to town? Polish shops everywhere though their produce is pretty sound. Got a delivery the other day and the driver was a Polish man who looked like he just woke up from his nan's termite-riddled village shack and had a more cunty aura about him than the efukt cereal video. Never met a legitimately sound Polish or Romanian person in my entire life and they're fucking everywhere. Discuss.
they fucking cheat at FIFA as well
By Carbonox Go To PostWhere is the special shoutout for Polish people. Two of my neighbours are Polish families and they live and act like gypsies. Go down to the lake to walk the dog? Polish people everywhere. Polish kids loitering around like rats. Go to town? Polish shops everywhere though their produce is pretty sound. Got a delivery the other day and the driver was a Polish man who looked like he just woke up from his nan's termite-riddled village shack and had a more cunty aura about him than the efukt cereal video. Never met a legitimately sound Polish or Romanian person in my entire life and they're fucking everywhere. Discuss.
Guy I play tennis with is Polish. Has hair like David Luiz. Nice bloke.
Two Romanian lads tried asking my girl mate to go back to their flat where they live with their family of 20 for some trifle. That was a hoot.
By Carbonox Go To PostWhere is the special shoutout for Polish people. Two of my neighbours are Polish families and they live and act like gypsies. Go down to the lake to walk the dog? Polish people everywhere. Polish kids loitering around like rats. Go to town? Polish shops everywhere though their produce is pretty sound. Got a delivery the other day and the driver was a Polish man who looked like he just woke up from his nan's termite-riddled village shack and had a more cunty aura about him than the efukt cereal video. Never met a legitimately sound Polish or Romanian person in my entire life and they're fucking everywhere. Discuss.Phlebas is Romanian and he is amazing - I say that even though he's a Madrid fan. Ugh
By Carbonox Go To PostWhere is the special shoutout for Polish people. Two of my neighbours are Polish families and they live and act like gypsies. Go down to the lake to walk the dog? Polish people everywhere. Polish kids loitering around like rats. Go to town? Polish shops everywhere though their produce is pretty sound. Got a delivery the other day and the driver was a Polish man who looked like he just woke up from his nan's termite-riddled village shack and had a more cunty aura about him than the efukt cereal video. Never met a legitimately sound Polish or Romanian person in my entire life and they're fucking everywhere. Discuss.
You sure you are not in Poland?
By Carbonox Go To PostWhere is the special shoutout for Polish people. Two of my neighbours are Polish families and they live and act like gypsies.Is this where we all get banned again?
last polish fella i saw was trying to a squirrel a fag in hyde park.
could hear the words of jerusalem stirring in my heart.
could hear the words of jerusalem stirring in my heart.
Couple of really sound Polish chaps at work Carbo. They had even heard of the Witcher.
sorry to break the daily express fuelled illusion.
sorry to break the daily express fuelled illusion.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostYou sure you are not in Poland?Loooool Brilliant.
Simple but effective post.
The opposite of Pinto's goalkeeping style.
By FootballFan Go To PostAnd here I thought you were from Serbia. We have a lot of Canadians here. IncredibleBorn in Bosnia, live in Canada.
By fadetoblack Go To PostI'm in Toronto right now. Was in Montreal in March as well. Spent lots of time in Toronto. My adopted country. What a place.GOAT city
By hixx Go To PostQin posted this on twitter (it is a bit more serious than his Disney reviews or his general disdain for humanity): http://t.co/izbB46lJ5jIt's spot on an'all. People can't be fucked to backup their opinions so just draw first and shoot the biggest bullet even if it's a blank.
Good article. Amazing how many commentators have written off Arsenal and bigged up City based on one game.
You know who are sound? Hungarian people. Never met a Hungarian cunt in my life. Fantastic cooks. Met this 7ft tall lad called Zoltan who was a bouncer and he was the politest scariest guy I've ever met.
By Carbonox Go To PostYou know who are sound? Hungarian people. Never met a Hungarian cunt in my life. Fantastic cooks. Met this 7ft tall lad called Zoltan who was a bouncer and he was the politest scariest guy I've ever met.
I know a few Hungarians. Zoltan, Bertalan, Mate, Laci, Laszlo. They taught me sobdla aufasoma. Getzy gerek. I will always remember them.
By Carbonox Go To PostYou know who are sound? Hungarian people. Never met a Hungarian cunt in my life. Fantastic cooks. Met this 7ft tall lad called Zoltan who was a bouncer and he was the politest scariest guy I've ever met.
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By Carbonox Go To PostYou know who are sound? Hungarian people. Never met a Hungarian cunt in my life. Fantastic cooks. Met this 7ft tall lad called Zoltan who was a bouncer and he was the politest scariest guy I've ever met.
Man, I remember the day that gorgeous blonde Hungarian walked into my life. I was 9 years old and in a new school too. She didn't speak much English, perfect. Do you believe love can bloom in the classroom?
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostWhere is FootballFan from? Does his country still even exist?Tomorrowland.
By Dissonance Go To PostBorn in Bosnia, live in Canada.I see. I see.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostWhere is FootballFan from? Does his country still even exist?Born and raised in pangaea
I had my AMA, time for questions are over. Pls leave me alone. Blaface.png
By Pele.gif Go To PostBrasil and brazillians are greatThere are quite a lot of Brazilians here.
Do you know a guy named Anderson? He's from Brazil, bald and wears singlets everywhere. Lives in nz.
He plays football with me sometimes. He's always offside and he got really offended when I told him I'm not religious.
By FootballFan Go To PostBorn and raised in pangaea I had my AMA, time for questions are over. Pls leave me alone. Blaface.png
I ddn't ask you a question. I asked the thread a question.
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By Pele.gif Go To PostBrasil and brazillians are great
the only good man in brazil is tim vickery.
wish he'd come home to be honest. could be football's attenborough. instead he's just forcefully laughing at the jokes of dotun, americans who use the word mate and fringe mentals who phone a radio station at 4am, trying to make a case for the world club cup.
By killthedream Go To Postwhy do iberians always talk about "their women", is it because it's the closest thing they have to a worthwhile currency?
Scenes.
Mendes has told Roma that Garay is off the menu as he has an agreement with Valencia.
Otamendi's off somewhere then.
Otamendi's off somewhere then.
By Auto Go To PostIsnt portugal and spain basically the same country
That's precisely what they are.
By FootballFan Go To PostThere are quite a lot of Brazilians here. Do you know a guy named Anderson? He's from Brazil, bald and wears singlets everywhere. Lives in nz.He plays football with me sometimes. He's always offside and he got really offended when I told him I'm not religious.
Of course i know him. Tell him i miss him.
By killthedream Go To Postthe only good man in brazil is tim vickery.wish he'd come home to be honest. could be football's attenborough. instead he's just forcefully laughing at the jokes of dotun, americans who use the word mate and fringe mentals who phone a radio station at 4am, trying to make a case for the world club cup.
He's good cause he's brazillian now m8. Deal with it.
By Auto Go To PostIsnt portugal and spain basically the same country
In that they both dream of being Italy?
Might as well add France to that list.
By Laboured Go To PostOtamendi's off somewhere then.
-----------------Bromero
Darmian Smalling Otamendi Shaw
-----------------Morgan
--------Herrera-------Basti
Pedro-------Cavani--------Depay
By S@l Go To Post—————–BromeroDarmian Smalling Otamendi Shaw—————–Morgan——–Herrera——-BastiPedro——-Cavani——–Depay
'Cavani' is a funny way of spelling The Boy Kane.
By killthedream Go To Postno different from london really.
Or Birmingham.
By n8 Go To PostWhere did all this turkish money come from facismBig boom in the shawarma industry?
TV rights money and rich owners, m8. Criminally low tax rate on earnings for professional footballers, too.
By Auto Go To PostIsnt portugal and spain basically the same country
La Liga with Benfica, Porto and Sporting would be sensacional.
By Facism Go To PostOr Birmingham.TV rights money and rich owners, m8. Criminally low tax rate on earnings for professional footballers, too.
#Brother4Life mentality in another words
By hixx Go To PostQin posted this on twitter (it is a bit more serious than his Disney reviews or his general disdain for humanity): http://t.co/izbB46lJ5jIt's spot on an'all. People can't be fucked to backup their opinions so just draw first and shoot the biggest bullet even if it's a blank.
Seb Stafford-Bloor
Tottenham legend
Liverpool hate figure http://thepremierleagueowl.com/why-football-continues-to-revel-in-liverpools-2014-stumble/
By Laboured Go To Post'Cavani' is a funny way of spelling The Boy Kane.
Usho would choke on his digestives.
I was properly fucking tickled when the commentator talked about Spurs having depth, and went on to mention some u21 NOBODY has ever heard of.
By S@l Go To Post—————–BromeroDarmian Smalling Otamendi Shaw—————–Morgan——–Herrera——-BastiPedro——-Cavani——–Depay
Don't you dare make me fucking dream
By Auto Go To PostIsnt portugal and spain basically the same countryFuck you.
By Laboured Go To PostThat's precisely what they are.And you.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostIn that they both dream of being Italy? Might as well add France to that list.You especially.
By S@l Go To Post—————–BromeroDarmian Smalling Otamendi Shaw—————–Morgan——–Herrera——-BastiPedro——-Cavani——–Depay
strong turnout for the academy.
reckon phil jones will take an apprenticeship as a plumber this time next year.
Holy shit. Thread would be a graveyard if this was shitty GAF Off-Topic. Lol.
No complaints about american tourists? Those fuckers are the worst. You know why? Because apparently only rich snotty white families go to yurop.
“She did what? Oh my gaaaawd. I'd be soooo fucking embarresed!“
“ I am so fucking over Kenneth... he so euuuuch“
Everywhere young american bitches run around they have to:
1. Let everyone know they are American.
2. Entertain and grab the attention of every bystander in a 20 meter radius.
3. Show they don't give a fuck about other people
It's like they have absolutely no volume control and constantly run cranked up at 11.
But american parents ain't better.
Walking around Paris minding my business wearing a red shirt with hammer & sickle and CSSR written underneath. Fat american comes at me: “Fucking stupid shirt!“ I was 14.
Jump ahead in time to me being 30 and again in Paris. This time at the Louvre. People infront of the Mona Lisa trying to get pictures. It's a big crowd and a lot of pushibg
Kid to dad: What are they doing?
Dad: I don't know. It's just a stupid picture.
Fuck american tourists.
No complaints about american tourists? Those fuckers are the worst. You know why? Because apparently only rich snotty white families go to yurop.
“She did what? Oh my gaaaawd. I'd be soooo fucking embarresed!“
“ I am so fucking over Kenneth... he so euuuuch“
Everywhere young american bitches run around they have to:
1. Let everyone know they are American.
2. Entertain and grab the attention of every bystander in a 20 meter radius.
3. Show they don't give a fuck about other people
It's like they have absolutely no volume control and constantly run cranked up at 11.
But american parents ain't better.
Walking around Paris minding my business wearing a red shirt with hammer & sickle and CSSR written underneath. Fat american comes at me: “Fucking stupid shirt!“ I was 14.
Jump ahead in time to me being 30 and again in Paris. This time at the Louvre. People infront of the Mona Lisa trying to get pictures. It's a big crowd and a lot of pushibg
Kid to dad: What are they doing?
Dad: I don't know. It's just a stupid picture.
Fuck american tourists.
By killthedream Go To Poststrong turnout for the academy. reckon phil jones will take an apprenticeship as a plumber this time next year.
Doubt it, he'd be a shit plumber too.
By killthedream Go To Poststrong turnout for the academy. reckon phil jones will take an apprenticeship as a plumber this time next year.
Pretty sure he's going to be in zoolander 2