By hixx Go To PostNot posted about the game today because FUCK football
But Yann M'Vila was quality - great range of passing, fantastic tackling, canny vision… he could play for a much, much better team than ours if he keeps his head right. Kaboul played ok but he was having to cover for van Arsehole all of the time. Lens again not great but got another assist I think, so 2 in 2 for him.
Duncy Watmore is great fun to watch. Just puts his head down and runs, class for him to get a goal even if their keeper should have saved it.
We're going down tho. Two games haven't even been close and they are two of the worst teams in the league.
Wasn't M'Vila squaring up to someone again :lol
Season long battle to see who is a barmier cunt out of him and Mitrovic.
Take out the result and it was nice being back at the lane. Leave the result in, and it was still nice to be back at the lane, but it felt more authentic.
By JTS Go To PostPorto 3 x 0 Vitória Guimarães
Aboubakar x2
Silvestre Varela
Aboubakar lads. Replacing Jackson Martinez without missing a beat, like I expected. Osvaldo who lol.
2 goals, one de-facto assist that Herrera (the true one) just decided not to score.
Maxi Pereira 2 assists.
Alex Sandro 1 assist.
Varelinha back with a goal.
Casillas clean sheet.
New beginnings.
What a time to be alive.
Over and out.
Guimarães are pretty shit this year though. They got destroyed at home 4-1 against Altach from Austria.
By n8 Go To PostWasn't M'Vila squaring up to someone again :lolOh I think we know who's going to win that one
Season long battle to see who is a barmier cunt out of him and Mitrovic.
Gutted I missed all the drug talk.
I probably do coke 4 or 5 times a year if that. The good stuff just makes everything better. I've seen people become complete fuck ups on it though so no desire to do it regularly.
Haven't smoked weed in years and have no desire too. Used to smoke with a girl that always got horny when smoking, everything since then has been a disappointment.
I probably do coke 4 or 5 times a year if that. The good stuff just makes everything better. I've seen people become complete fuck ups on it though so no desire to do it regularly.
Haven't smoked weed in years and have no desire too. Used to smoke with a girl that always got horny when smoking, everything since then has been a disappointment.
By JesalR Go To PostTake out the result and it was nice being back at the lane. Leave the result in, and it was still nice to be back at the lane, but it felt more authentic.
But those substitutions 😠
By KP Go To PostGutted I missed all the drug talk.
I probably do coke 4 or 5 times a year if that. The good stuff just makes everything better. I've seen people become complete fuck ups on it though so no desire to do it regularly.
Haven't smoked weed in years and have no desire too. Used to smoke with a girl that always got horny when smoking, everything since then has been a disappointment.
Kin ell.
Tried LSD KP?
Or speed?
By Marston Go To PostThe way Alderweireld got done for that penalty haha
What a time.
By noal Go To PostKin ell.
Tried LSD KP?
Or speed?
Speed yeah horrible little drug. Worst comedowns i've ever had. Tastes like glue.
By Bungie Go To PostBut those substitutions 😠
The bench was feeble today, Lamela was so bad it was embarrassing. I can't tell whether he is trying too hard or not trying at all.
Hopefully Lamela is demoted to Thursdays for the foreseeable future, I would rather have put Alli on and kept Dembele on the right.
By Pele.gif Go To PostI only took 2 drugs my whole life. And i'm still using them.
Arsenal and Botafogo.
I would rather have krokodil and rugby contact cement.
By dark_prinny Go To PostAtlético como forma de vida.
<3
By Woodenlung Go To PostI would rather have krokodil and rugby contact cement.
Dat Palermo tho
By Pele.gif Go To PostDat Palermo tho
Palermo is the DMT of football.
By Scum Go To PostInfernal Affairs.Great movie. Second was ok, forgot what the third was about.
By KP Go To PostGutted I missed all the drug talk.
I probably do coke 4 or 5 times a year if that. The good stuff just makes everything better. I've seen people become complete fuck ups on it though so no desire to do it regularly.
Haven't smoked weed in years and have no desire too. Used to smoke with a girl that always got horny when smoking, everything since then has been a disappointment.
Kin ell.
Tried LSD KP?
Or speed?
By KP Go To PostWhat a time.
Speed yeah horrible little drug. Worst comedowns i've ever had. Tastes like glue.
Yeah, great while you are up but horrendous on the way down.
Ayew beating Coloccini in the air
He was so poor. And he has no idea how to defend. Walker was screaming at him at one point and he's just waiving his hands about like doesn't want to hear it, as if putting in the effort is sufficient.
By Ushojax Go To PostThe bench was feeble today, Lamela was so bad it was embarrassing. I can't tell whether he is trying too hard or not trying at all.
Hopefully Lamela is demoted to Thursdays for the foreseeable future, I would rather have put Alli on and kept Dembele on the right.
He was so poor. And he has no idea how to defend. Walker was screaming at him at one point and he's just waiving his hands about like doesn't want to hear it, as if putting in the effort is sufficient.
By dark_prinny Go To PostAtlético como forma de vida.
damn, your life must suck.
https://gfycat.com/CanineOnlyCrocodile
I don't remember Poldi being this good on air :O
What a player
What a cross tho
Is that Alex Telles
Great LB. Young too. I can see him in a bigger club in a couple of years.
I don't remember Poldi being this good on air :O
What a player
What a cross tho
Is that Alex Telles
Great LB. Young too. I can see him in a bigger club in a couple of years.
By Vivalabanter Go To PostMontero is a player.
Proper electric, innit. Had the beating of three different full backs today.
By n8 Go To PostWasn't M'Vila squaring up to someone again :lol
Season long battle to see who is a barmier cunt out of him and Mitrovic.
Norwich player was being a tosser when it was our freekick, basically just told him to fuck off and get out of his way. And he did.
What were ready at dawn thinking with the order 1886
Jesus christ.
Boring characters, boring story, boring gameplay(?), boring soundtrack, extremely short.
I usually like these "interactive movie" type games, but man...other than graphics it has nothing going for it....imo of course.
Jesus christ.
Boring characters, boring story, boring gameplay(?), boring soundtrack, extremely short.
I usually like these "interactive movie" type games, but man...other than graphics it has nothing going for it....imo of course.
By FootballFan Go To PostWhat were ready at dawn thinking with the order 1886
Jesus christ.
Boring characters, boring story, boring gameplay(?), boring soundtrack, extremely short.
I usually like these "interactive movie" type games, but man…other than graphics it has nothing going for it….imo of course.
Well was their first real AAA game, so I guess it was mostly inexperience and probably some demands for Sony for them to focus on it looking aweshum.
By FootballFan Go To PostWhat were ready at dawn thinking with the order 1886
Jesus christ.
Boring characters, boring story, boring gameplay(?), boring soundtrack, extremely short.
I usually like these "interactive movie" type games, but man…other than graphics it has nothing going for it….imo of course.
The only positive of The Order 1886 is footyslaent.
just saw my daughter finishing Limbo
she finishes the final puzzle then the boy looks at a girl and the game ends, essentially with a limp fart
even the kid looked me and said "at least it was free, right dad?"
fuckin hell, who's the target audience for these games?
she finishes the final puzzle then the boy looks at a girl and the game ends, essentially with a limp fart
even the kid looked me and said "at least it was free, right dad?"
fuckin hell, who's the target audience for these games?
Wonder how much the BBC are paying Ian Wright
May as well get any fuckwit in off the street for all the insight he provides
May as well get any fuckwit in off the street for all the insight he provides
By Lambda Go To Postjust saw my daughter finishing Limbo
she finishes the final puzzle then the boy looks at a girl and the game ends, essentially with a limp fart
even the kid looked me and said "at least it was free, right dad?"
fuckin hell, who's the target audience for these games?
The demo tricked me ;_;
The high point of that game is the spider encounter.
By Hitch Go To PostWonder how much the BBC are paying Ian Wright
May as well get any fuckwit in off the street for all the insight he provides
He's no Dwight Yorke.
By Pele.gif Go To PostThe only positive of The Order 1886 is footyslaent.Eh.
It's pretty to look at. Desperately needed a Horde mode variation.
Catching up with MOTD. The boy Kane can pick a pass you know.
But then he always manages to pick out a few great passes. And he gets it forward quickly too.
By Mr Cola Go To PostMata and Rooney give the ball away far too oftenWas thinking about Mata earlier. Sometimes he really is so lax in possession, like he just stops concentrating.
But then he always manages to pick out a few great passes. And he gets it forward quickly too.
You know what pisses me off.
Cleverley.
When he does the gesture for someone to pass him the ball then he moves it a bit and plays a sideways pass then does the gesture again.
Stat padding cunt
Cleverley.
When he does the gesture for someone to pass him the ball then he moves it a bit and plays a sideways pass then does the gesture again.
Stat padding cunt
By Tom Go To PostYou know what pisses me off.It's incredible you mention that.
Cleverley.
When he does the gesture for someone to pass him the ball then he moves it a bit and plays a sideways pass then does the gesture again.
Stat padding cunt
I always laugh about it lol.
He always does that "look, I'm open, pass to my feet" gesture.
By Lambda Go To Postjust saw my daughter finishing Limbo
she finishes the final puzzle then the boy looks at a girl and the game ends, essentially with a limp fart
even the kid looked me and said "at least it was free, right dad?"
fuckin hell, who's the target audience for these games?
Made by very few people, funded by our socialist utopia state, it could be what it wanted to without a target audience. and thank God for that, the focus groups wanted them to add in multiplayer and shit like that. The ending wasn't great, but overall I really liked the game.
By Suen Go To PostGreat movie. Second was ok, forgot what the third was about.It was great. Will watch the second just out of curiosity.
By Woodenlung Go To PostMade by very few people, funded by our socialist utopia state, it could be what it wanted to without a target audience. and thank God for that, the focus groups wanted them to add in multiplayer and shit like that. The ending wasn't great, but overall I really liked the game.Fucking hell. Not everything needs multiplayer. Damn focus groups.
By Hitch Go To PostPulling someone's shirt when nowhere near goal and you're on a booking is just unforgivably stupidTL:DR = Janmaat is an idiot