By FlutterPuffs Go To PostChrist. Spanish? UK tourists? Please.The fucking worst is Chinese tourists. Followed by rich middle easterns.Oh man.
My city's team has been bought by some Chinese mobster, so they're turning the city into Little China.
Long story short, for two months I had Chinese coaches and actors in the hotel, doing fine things such as
Spitting on the floor while eating -because this is what you do in China apparently-
Eating noodles (?) from a fucking cardboard cup doing every noise they could
Taking a fryer into their rooms and frying shit IN A 20 SQUARE METERS HOTEL ROOM
Walking, living, breathing every second with their eyes on their ripoff smartphones.
Coming to me and asking things in Mandarin. Do I fucking look like I know your language? No, then stop talking. No, they'll keep talking, but this time slower. Really?
One actor wore the same outfit for three days. Yellow shoes, purple trousers and a t-shirt with a huge picture of Mary Whatever the fuck was her surname the mother of Jesus
Why China
By dark_prinny Go To PostPrinny you're quickly becoming one of my favourite postersTrue.
By Pappe Go To PostMaybe u r just too slow. Keep up motherfucker.Man I am the fastest nigga alive, I'm Sonic bitch.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostChrist. Spanish? UK tourists? Please.The fucking worst is Chinese tourists. Followed by rich middle easterns.NAILED IT
Special shoutout to Brazilian tourists
By Dissonance Go To PostNAILED ITSpecial shoutout to Brazilian touristsgib monei pls?
By Dissonance Go To PostNAILED ITSpecial shoutout to Brazilian touristsI'll just go on record and say I hate every fucking miserable person on this planet and call it a day.
As he prepared for the Capital One tie, Mowbray said: “It was a good day at the weekend but I never get too high because I've been slapped in the face too often in the past.
“I see it as a longer project. I know that the down days are coming, the days when you feel hollow, your stomach’s twisted, you're not sure where the next win is coming from because you’re looking at your team and the missing ingredients you think you need.
I wonder who has slapped him? My money is on Ian Holloway.
Are we bashing other cultures?
Not a big fan of the french me, find them to be consistently rude. No concept of a queue either
Not a big fan of the french me, find them to be consistently rude. No concept of a queue either
By Laboured Go To PostThe Unbearable Light of Being Victor ValdesYeah it's quite well known victor doesn't actually enjoy goalkeeping lol.
I'd take him back, fuck ter stegen and bravo. Valdes will always be a true bro. I'll always hate him. He's incredible. Ruined the season.
Pls come back VV
By Laboured Go To PostThe Unbearable Light of Being Victor Valdes
If you were born again and your consciousness looped continuously from this existence to that, well I don't know what the fuck to say, Victor, but you'd have to reassess a whole fuckin lot of things. Not just the gloves.
By Mangoverboard Go To PostAre we bashing other cultures?Not a big fan of the french me, find them to be consistently rude. No concept of a queue either
Everyone in England loves to queue.
Except in fast food restaurants
Then its a royal rumble to get my fucking cheeseburger.
One line you toothless motherfuckers
Sky Sources: Crystal Palace accept initial bid of £6m from Bristol City for Dwight Gayle
Mourinho would be proud of that one.
Getting that much for a sub par championship striker. Fair play Pardew. Fair fucking play.
Brizzle have the money sure but by eck that's some financial wastage.
Mourinho would be proud of that one.
Getting that much for a sub par championship striker. Fair play Pardew. Fair fucking play.
Brizzle have the money sure but by eck that's some financial wastage.
Wilbur has a poster of Queen Elizabeth on his wall. Next to Freewheelins poster of all the Greek gods(his original inspiration to study religion)
By L1NETT Go To PostSky Sources: Crystal Palace accept initial bid of £6m from Bristol City for Dwight GayleMourinho would be proud of that one. Getting that much for a sub par championship striker. Fair play Pardew. Fair fucking play. Brizzle have the money sure but by eck that's some financial wastage.
Noooooooooo
They can't sell him before they play Liverpool
By L1NETT Go To PostSky Sources: Crystal Palace accept initial bid of £6m from Bristol City for Dwight GayleMourinho would be proud of that one. Getting that much for a sub par championship striker. Fair play Pardew. Fair fucking play. Brizzle have the money sure but by eck that's some financial wastage.
Didn't they spend 8/9m on him in the first place
By KP Go To PostBeing a keeper is fucking hard.Not as hard as being a substitute keeper.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostCanadaNever had problems
I will leave it at that.
Probably because they didn't know how to be French enough
By fadetoblack Go To PostEveryone in England loves to queue.You know you're shit when you have someone from Southern Italy telling you how to stay in a line
Except in fast food restaurants
Then its a royal rumble to get my fucking cheeseburger.
One line you toothless motherfuckers
The Spanish can't queue either but they get away with it because they all speak with a hilarious lisp
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostCanadaI will leave it at that.fack off kent
By KP Go To PostBeing a keeper is fucking hard.No doubt. A mistake from a keeper sticks out like no other PetrCech.png
By Dissonance Go To Postfack off kent
They are sneaky bastards. You can spend the whole time talking to them thinking that they are Americans, and then they hit you with it. I am from Canada.
Wait are you saying Canadians are good or bad?
The only bad Canadians I've ever encountered are Turkish real Madrid supporters that live in Quebec
The only bad Canadians I've ever encountered are Turkish real Madrid supporters that live in Quebec
By FootballFan Go To PostWait are you saying Canadians are good or bad?The only bad Canadians I've ever encountered are Turkish real Madrid supporters that live in Quebec
jesus christ you just called him out
unstoppable
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostThey are sneaky bastards. You can spend the whole time talking to them thinking that they are Americans, and then they hit you with it. I am from Canada.I have a Canadian flag keychain on my backpack so blokes know I'm from Canada when I travel
By FootballFan Go To PostWait are you saying Canadians are good or bad?The only bad Canadians I've ever encountered are Turkish real Madrid supporters that live in Quebec
I got perm'd on GAF because of a Canadian mod.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostHard?You're probably joking but it's true.
But he makes it look so easy
Buffon does the 2 most important things of goalkeeping perfectly imo.
100% concentration for 90mins and gr8 positioning.
What a keeper. 2nd only to Valdes, Zoff and Yashin.
By FootballFan Go To PostWait are you saying Canadians are good or bad?The only bad Canadians I've ever encountered are Turkish real Madrid supporters that live in Quebec
By n8 Go To PostDidn't they spend 8/9m on him in the first place
sure it wasn't even half that
By FootballFan Go To PostYou're probably joking but it's true. Buffon does the 2 most important things of goalkeeping perfectly imo. 100% concentration for 90mins and gr8 positioning.What a keeper. 2nd only to Valdes, Zoff and Yashin.
You're on a roll
By Ricky Go To PostNever had problemsProbably because they didn't know how to be French enoughYou know you're shit when you have someone from Southern Italy telling you how to stay in a line
Pls Riccardo, most Southern Italians can't afford McDonalds, be sensible.
By L1NETT Go To Postsure it wasn't even half that
Roughly £4.5 milllion.
By Dissonance Go To PostI have a Canadian flag keychain on my backpack so blokes know I'm from Canada when I travel
I'm in Toronto right now. Was in Montreal in March as well. Spent lots of time in Toronto. My adopted country. What a place.
By fadetoblack Go To PostPls Riccardo, most Southern Italians can't afford McDonalds, be sensible.
Sorry
I haven't turned on my whatsapp phone on a week. I know it will take an hour to load the messages. But I keep delaying because I can't handle that wait. But I know waiting longer will only make it worse once I turn it on.
Ugh. I feel like valdes. And whatsapp is goalkeeping.
Ugh. I feel like valdes. And whatsapp is goalkeeping.
By Dissonance Go To PostI have a Canadian flag keychain on my backpack so blokes know I'm from Canada when I travelAnd here I thought you were from Serbia.
We have a lot of Canadians here. Incredible
By FootballFan Go To PostI haven't turned on my whatsapp phone on a week. I know it will take an hour to load the messages. But I keep delaying because I can't handle that wait. But I know waiting longer will only make it worse once I turn it on. Ugh. I feel like valdes. And whatsapp is goalkeeping.
Depraved World Problems.
Qin posted this on twitter (it is a bit more serious than his Disney reviews or his general disdain for humanity): http://t.co/izbB46lJ5j
It's spot on an'all. People can't be fucked to backup their opinions so just draw first and shoot the biggest bullet even if it's a blank.
It's spot on an'all. People can't be fucked to backup their opinions so just draw first and shoot the biggest bullet even if it's a blank.
By fadetoblack Go To PostPls Riccardo, most Southern Italians can't afford McDonalds, be sensible.Every time someone tells me they've been to Italy on holiday, they always say "no" when I ask if they visited the south.
They are all missing out on real Italy.
Tourists fans, man.
Where is the special shoutout for Polish people. Two of my neighbours are Polish families and they live and act like gypsies. Go down to the lake to walk the dog? Polish people everywhere. Polish kids loitering around like rats. Go to town? Polish shops everywhere though their produce is pretty sound. Got a delivery the other day and the driver was a Polish man who looked like he just woke up from his nan's termite-riddled village shack and had a more cunty aura about him than the efukt cereal video. Never met a legitimately sound Polish or Romanian person in my entire life and they're fucking everywhere. Discuss.
By FootballFan Go To PostI haven't turned on my whatsapp phone on a week. I know it will take an hour to load the messages. But I keep delaying because I can't handle that wait. But I know waiting longer will only make it worse once I turn it on. Ugh. I feel like valdes. And whatsapp is goalkeeping.Yeah but who's the redhead