i pushed holy fuck my chest if only i would've upped the NFL game by 1/2 point to +7.5 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
but i will never doubt lord brady at home again.
phaze tho...you lost out on that cheddar from bovada not listening to me
i get the last laugh uhehehehehe
but i will never doubt lord brady at home again.
phaze tho...you lost out on that cheddar from bovada not listening to me
i get the last laugh uhehehehehe
FUCK OFF BEN YOU RAPIST PIECE OF FUCKING TUB OF LARD GARBAGE.
HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FAT FUCKGIN FACE
HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FAT FUCKGIN FACE
phaze apologize to me for the slander
what was the damage breh
fuk if i would've went with bovada i would be cashing in right now
By HasphatsAnts Go To PostFUCK OFF BEN YOU RAPIST PIECE OF FUCKING TUB OF LARD GARBAGE.
HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FAT FUCKGIN FACE
what was the damage breh
fuk if i would've went with bovada i would be cashing in right now
By Smokey Go To Postphaze apologize to me for the slander
what was the damage breh
fuk if i would've went with bovada i would be cashing in right now
100 bucks.
NFL Watch/Play Wk 1
Packers -6.5
Bears +6.5
Play: Points on Packers. They own the Bears.
Chiefs +1. O/U 41. ML EVEN
Texans -1
Play: This is a pick em. When the spread is this close i always play MoneyLine (higher payout) and pick an outright winner...Chiefs in this case. Or you could play the Under @ 41. Texans trotting out Hoyer and no Foster. Chiefs haven't had a WR score a TD since like 2013 or sum shit, although they do have Maclin now.
Browns +3. O/U 40
Jets -3
Play: play the under at 40. Browns offense is terrible. Jets probably are too by default. Both got good defenses tho
Packers -6.5
Bears +6.5
Play: Points on Packers. They own the Bears.
Chiefs +1. O/U 41. ML EVEN
Texans -1
Play: This is a pick em. When the spread is this close i always play MoneyLine (higher payout) and pick an outright winner...Chiefs in this case. Or you could play the Under @ 41. Texans trotting out Hoyer and no Foster. Chiefs haven't had a WR score a TD since like 2013 or sum shit, although they do have Maclin now.
Browns +3. O/U 40
Jets -3
Play: play the under at 40. Browns offense is terrible. Jets probably are too by default. Both got good defenses tho
Waiting patiently for moneylines to drop--looking to see if I can score an alternate moneyline to get up to +300 or so for a Skins win or cover to start the betting season off with a cannon shot.
I've watched Cousins a lot. The guy has top tier talent--can make every throw, fantastic awareness in the pocket, gets the ball out quick. Last year he started the season out with 5-1 TD to ints in his first two games with something like 750 yards, against Philly and Jax respectively. The problem is that the second he makes a mistake in a game, he starts compounding them. Eventually he'll be worthless, but to start out, he's basically Andy Dalton, maybe even a little sharper, and I expect to see that version of him for the Miami game.
Wake and Suh are problems, but I don't see the secondary having a lot of success against our skill guys. On the otherside, the only guy I'm worried about is Cameron.
I've watched Cousins a lot. The guy has top tier talent--can make every throw, fantastic awareness in the pocket, gets the ball out quick. Last year he started the season out with 5-1 TD to ints in his first two games with something like 750 yards, against Philly and Jax respectively. The problem is that the second he makes a mistake in a game, he starts compounding them. Eventually he'll be worthless, but to start out, he's basically Andy Dalton, maybe even a little sharper, and I expect to see that version of him for the Miami game.
Wake and Suh are problems, but I don't see the secondary having a lot of success against our skill guys. On the otherside, the only guy I'm worried about is Cameron.
got got on a NCAA QTRS play in the MIA/FAC game, but I made it up with UTAH on the ML and Astros/Angels Under 7.5 . Utah on the ML wasn't worth shit but I wanted to parlay just to get back what I lost. Ended up working out and I leave the day with more than what I started. Tempting fate.
May do a 2 game parlay tomorrow before swinging for the fences on Sun
May do a 2 game parlay tomorrow before swinging for the fences on Sun
Had a 3 team accumulator come in today. Only about 60 quid off it but it'll keep me in small bets for a while.
I got a couple of small sets of 2 game parlays today. Not really expecting much, but just got something on the board.
Awaiting for tomorrow for the mula
Awaiting for tomorrow for the mula
By Dark PhaZe Go To PostWaiting patiently for moneylines to drop–looking to see if I can score an alternate moneyline to get up to +300 or so for a Skins win or cover to start the betting season off with a cannon shot.You're worried about a TE that did nothing in the preseason? Not 5+ yds a carry Lamar Miller and Jarvis Landry?
I've watched Cousins a lot. The guy has top tier talent–can make every throw, fantastic awareness in the pocket, gets the ball out quick. Last year he started the season out with 5-1 TD to ints in his first two games with something like 750 yards, against Philly and Jax respectively. The problem is that the second he makes a mistake in a game, he starts compounding them. Eventually he'll be worthless, but to start out, he's basically Andy Dalton, maybe even a little sharper, and I expect to see that version of him for the Miami game.
Wake and Suh are problems, but I don't see the secondary having a lot of success against our skill guys. On the otherside, the only guy I'm worried about is Cameron.
Oh and not the Redskins O-line???
Hit on one of my mini plays today
The second one is in play too. If Miss State wins
Yeah the Redskins are a dumpster. I would not be putting $$$ on them until at least 3 or 4 weeks into the season if at all.
WON: 3 Team Parlay risk 37.00 win 210.23
WON: 348 Georgia Tech -31 (-110) (NCAA FB) Score: 65-10
WON: 354 Virginia +12 (-110) (NCAA FB) Score: 27-34
WON: 320 Mississippi -31 Buy ½ (-120) (NCAA FB) Score: 73-21
The second one is in play too. If Miss State wins
2 Team Parlay risk 25.00 win 101.48
WON: 354 Virginia +12 (-110) (NCAA FB) Score: 27-34
324 Mississippi St. (+165) (NCAA FB)
By Slizz Go To PostYou're worried about a TE that did nothing in the preseason? Not 5+ yds a carry Lamar Miller and Jarvis Landry?
Oh and not the Redskins O-line???
Yeah the Redskins are a dumpster. I would not be putting $$$ on them until at least 3 or 4 weeks into the season if at all.
Hit my teaser play earlier. Good thing I did teaser instead of point spread. SEA would've fucked me. They were 3.5 favs.
In play now
The second one not looking to good with Lions, but it was more of a flyer.
13-2-1 is my record since 9/10, with start of NFL season + NCAA
pretty good weekend
WON: 4 Team 4T 12 Points Teaser(ties no action) risk 480.00 win 436.36
WON: 463 Packers +6 (NFL) (12.0 pts) Score: 31-23
WON: 465 Chiefs +11 (NFL) (12.0 pts) Score: 27-20
WON: 475 Seahawks +8½ (NFL) (12.0 pts) Score: 31-34
WON: 468 Jets +8½ (NFL) (12.0 pts) Score: 31-10
In play now
3 Team Parlay risk 50.00 win 260.65
478 Cardinals -2 (-110) (NFL)
479 Lions +3½ (-115) (NFL)
483 Bengals -2½ Buy ½ (-135) (NFL)
The second one not looking to good with Lions, but it was more of a flyer.
13-2-1 is my record since 9/10, with start of NFL season + NCAA
pretty good weekend
By Slizz Go To PostYou're worried about a TE that did nothing in the preseason? Not 5+ yds a carry Lamar Miller and Jarvis Landry?
Oh and not the Redskins O-line???
hehe
looks like we were both kind of right
I ended up not betting yesterday--mostly because of Bovada, who's new format is so hideous and non-consumer friendly that I'm considering looking for a new place to take my business. Seriously, I've never had a UI be so hideous before I've taken my business to another digital front. I'm on a top of the line gaming PC on an SSD and I'm still taking minutes to navigate through the most in demand bet sport on their site for the weekend.
TLDR: Bovada some shit
But regarding skins--everything I thought would happen, happened, except the collapse of epic proportions in the second half by the offense lost them the game. There was literally a moment where these motherfuckers had THREE penalties on a down. That shit went from 3rd and 5 to 3rd and like 25. THREE offense penalties on a down. Jesus.
But this team is dead in the water without Desean Jackson. Just dead. Very vanilla offense by Gruden without him, very conservative. Colt McCoy will be in there by the bye week, not so much because Kirk is bad, but because why not
By Smokey Go To PostHit my teaser play earlier. Good thing I did teaser instead of point spread. SEA would've fucked me. They were 3.5 favs.
In play now
The second one not looking to good with Lions, but it was more of a flyer.
13-2-1 is my record since 9/10, with start of NFL season + NCAA
pretty good weekend
how much did you make on that teaser? jesus fuck those are some favorable spreads. gotta think that was a little better than even money bet after the tease
I made $430 on that tease. I had to put up $480. The way i saw it was those teases were virtual locks. Guaranteed money in my eyes so i went for it. Those same games in a parlay by point spread would've paid out $5,500. But i would have been screwed by SEA so in the end it worked out just as i'd hoped.
After 3+ your chances of hitting a regular parlay jump off a cliff. I usually do 3 max.
You also made me pause on Bovada. Was just about to deposit over there. Does the site work, and it's just slow? I can do slow just as long as it's not doing some shit like dropping connection in the middle of making a play.
After 3+ your chances of hitting a regular parlay jump off a cliff. I usually do 3 max.
You also made me pause on Bovada. Was just about to deposit over there. Does the site work, and it's just slow? I can do slow just as long as it's not doing some shit like dropping connection in the middle of making a play.
it works...its just a fucking headache, its the worst UI i've ever experienced in anything
and its just doubly worse because Bovada seems to doing its best to continue being late as all fuck on moneylines and full lines for games in general...was trying to get some bets in on Saturday for the skins game and nothing was up but spreads...why?
havent chekced out the mobile site yet...maybe thats better
and its just doubly worse because Bovada seems to doing its best to continue being late as all fuck on moneylines and full lines for games in general...was trying to get some bets in on Saturday for the skins game and nothing was up but spreads...why?
havent chekced out the mobile site yet...maybe thats better
Put in a parlay for the 2 games tonight + Astros
A little iffy, but regardless i'm cashing out tomorrow ahead for wk 1.
I hit these tho and i'm wayyy up i feel blessed
A little iffy, but regardless i'm cashing out tomorrow ahead for wk 1.
I hit these tho and i'm wayyy up i feel blessed
By Dark PhaZe Go To PostCashing out already?
Yeah, but not all of it no matter the outcome. Still gotta play for week 2/ncaa week 3. i'm the type that if I go to a casino after a 2 hr drive, and win big within the first 15 mins i'm taking that ticket to the booth and headed straight back to the house
Hit the parlay...but the Astros/Angels fucking pushed the O/U @ 8. Fielder hit a 2 run bomb in the bottom of the 8th. Caused me to go from winning $686 to basically $300.
17-3-2 bet record since 9/10. I don't think I could've done much better during this span. Up $1,100+. Might be time to cash it out while going is gud.
WON: 3 Team Parlay risk 125.00 win 686.03
WON: 490 Falcons +3 (-105) (NFL) Score: 26-24
WON: 492 49ers +3 Buy ½ (-135) (NFL) Score: 20-3
PUSHED: TOT UND 968 Rangers under 8 (-110) AT (MLB) Score: 5-3
Win - 299.82
17-3-2 bet record since 9/10. I don't think I could've done much better during this span. Up $1,100+. Might be time to cash it out while going is gud.
those bets of around 100 or so while you're on a nice run--keep those going. if you hit one out of four, you'll break even--and if you go 2-4 you'll be profitable.
but damn, I need to get the season started. not sure why I didn't put up anything last week
but damn, I need to get the season started. not sure why I didn't put up anything last week
I cashed out with a bit over 1k yesterday...but i still got some in the acct to reload for round two tomorrow with Thurs night NFL and college. Gonna go with the same strategy of parlaying on Thurs, flip those $$ to Fri, parlay NCAA sat, 4 team teaser NFL Sunday.
I'm back in action tonight for my 2015 betting season debut
Denver Broncos @ Chiefs +3 (+9 tease)
Florida State @ Boston College +7 (+13 tease)
South Carolina @ George +17 (+23 tease)
Temple @ Mass -10.5 (-4.5 tease)
4 game parlay @ 50 to win 617.28
4 game parlay with tease @ 50 to win 130
Feel really strongly about these picks but instead of going all in decided to hedge my bets...half on the flat parlay, half on a teased version of the slate.
Denver Broncos @ Chiefs +3 (+9 tease)
Florida State @ Boston College +7 (+13 tease)
South Carolina @ George +17 (+23 tease)
Temple @ Mass -10.5 (-4.5 tease)
4 game parlay @ 50 to win 617.28
4 game parlay with tease @ 50 to win 130
Feel really strongly about these picks but instead of going all in decided to hedge my bets...half on the flat parlay, half on a teased version of the slate.
Wanted to parlay picks with the Noles, Clemson and Broncos plus a couple of baseball games but the Broncos game is just a single bet only on Bovada
I'm only playing the NFL game tonight. Broncos are +145 on the Money Line. I'm taking that. I can't remember the last time points were on Manning. Peyton is on the down hill, but the disrespect here is appalling. KC looked good against a team who changed QBs between week 1 and 2, and without a running game.
My money is literally....on Peyton.
May play the points on Boston College against FSU. That's a sleeper.
My money is literally....on Peyton.
May play the points on Boston College against FSU. That's a sleeper.
I would have taken the points for the Broncs if they allowed it in a parlay. This game is so weird though, Peyton and Alex Smith look like equals.
The start to the NFL season has been weird....
The start to the NFL season has been weird....
the plan is back in action
gotta find 2-3 to parlay tomorrow. hopefully hit and we going after a 4 team NFL teaser just like last week
gotta find 2-3 to parlay tomorrow. hopefully hit and we going after a 4 team NFL teaser just like last week
Thinking about playing the points on BC vs. FSU then trying to parlay 2-3 more bets tied to that game.
FSU hasn't scored a bunch in their first 2 weeks. BC played them real close last year albeit in the rain.
FSU hasn't scored a bunch in their first 2 weeks. BC played them real close last year albeit in the rain.
see the above--I believe I've got a nice group of CFB parlays, including BC vs FSU
Rams over the Skins is an absolute lock for Sunday. I'm waiting to see if I can get an alternate line with the Rams winning by at least a touchdown.
I would imagine the Eagles should easily cover -5 against a Cowboys team minus Dez Bryant. Just not nearly enough weapons for Tony. Still kind of 50/50 on this atm though because Bradford looked pretty ehhhhh last week.
Titans over the Browns looks nice as well. Browns are just shit.
Rams over the Skins is an absolute lock for Sunday. I'm waiting to see if I can get an alternate line with the Rams winning by at least a touchdown.
I would imagine the Eagles should easily cover -5 against a Cowboys team minus Dez Bryant. Just not nearly enough weapons for Tony. Still kind of 50/50 on this atm though because Bradford looked pretty ehhhhh last week.
Titans over the Browns looks nice as well. Browns are just shit.
Bovada takes forever to update lines, then the site moves slow as fuck.
Barely got my parlay in last night before the Nats Marlins game started and then the Nats fucked me. Hit everything else.
Barely got my parlay in last night before the Nats Marlins game started and then the Nats fucked me. Hit everything else.
betting on the Nats?
lol
harper home run prop might be good though--wanted to play it last night but not against fernandez
lol
harper home run prop might be good though--wanted to play it last night but not against fernandez
By Dark PhaZe Go To Postbetting on the Nats?
lol
harper home run prop might be good though–wanted to play it last night but not against fernandez
I know it was a last second pick and ended up fucking me. Even though in the 8th the Marlins changed pitchers 3 times and the bases were loaded. I knew once they only scored 2 there was no way they'd win it in the 9th.
Think im gonna play
Georgia tech
Notee Dame (+2.5)
and
Air Force (+27)
Michigan State
Resources i look at says they dont think Spartans will run the score up on a service academy...and i agree
Georgia tech
Notee Dame (+2.5)
and
Air Force (+27)
Michigan State
Resources i look at says they dont think Spartans will run the score up on a service academy...and i agree
Caught a L yesterday on BC pathetic shutout. Trying to make up for it today
Small parlay to try and get some additional funds for tomorrow's NFL games.
3 Team Parlay risk 49.07 win 262.25
WON: 199 Air Force +24½ (-110) (NCAA FB) Score: 21-35
160 Notre Dame +1½ (-110) (NCAA FB)
152 Alabama -6½ Buy ½ (-135) (NCAA FB)
Small parlay to try and get some additional funds for tomorrow's NFL games.