Missed a lot, it seems.
Boils and Benzema. Weird people still posting on GAF despite the moratorium on breakfast. Meierperbole. Some Kennedy lad. Turok being fucking jokes. Cola being fucking jokes.
Long day. Was at a funeral; my gf's grad ball tomorrow and a wedding this weekend. Mad week.
Boils and Benzema. Weird people still posting on GAF despite the moratorium on breakfast. Meierperbole. Some Kennedy lad. Turok being fucking jokes. Cola being fucking jokes.
Long day. Was at a funeral; my gf's grad ball tomorrow and a wedding this weekend. Mad week.
Top Gossip
Paris St-Germain have bid £28.5m for 27-year-old Manchester United winger Angel Di Maria, who signed for the Old Trafford club for £59.7m last summer. (Guardian)
Tottenham will try to sign Manchester United winger Ashley Young, 30, after being deterred by the £25m price-tag Crystal Palace put on 26-year-old midfielder Yannick Bolasie. (Daily Mirror)
Manchester United feel betrayed by Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos, with the 29-year-old set to sign a new contract with the Bernabeu club. (Daily Star)
Sampdoria president Massimo Ferrero thinks Liverpool's £7.1m valuation of striker Mario Balotelli is too high and wants it lowered if the Italian club are to sign the 24-year-old. (Daily Mail)
Crystal Palace have shown late interest in signing striker Emmanuel Adebayor from Spurs but the 31-year-old will snub the Eagles to join Aston Villa on a season-long loan deal. (Daily Telegraph)
Villa are also discussing personal terms with former Tottenham, Manchester United, Fulham and Monaco striker Dimitar Berbatov, 34, on a free transfer. (Daily Express)
Everton midfielder James McCarthy, 24, is disillusioned at the Goodison Park club and will open talks with Tottenham about a move to White Hart Lane. (Daily Mirror)
West Ham are lining up a £12m move for 29-year-old Fenerbahce striker Moussa Sow, who is also a target for Sunderland. (Daily Express)
Chelsea midfielder Mohamed Salah, 23, is set to complete a loan move to Italian side Roma. (Daily Mail)
The wife of Real Madrid manager Rafael Benitez has joked her husband spends his time cleaning up the mess of Jose Mourinho after the Spaniard joined a club the Portuguese had been at for the third time. (La Region - in Spanish)
Tottenham central defender Vlad Chiriches, 25, is close to completing a £4.5m move to Italian side Napoli. (Daily Telegraph)
Best of social media
Following reports Tottenham were getting ready to offer £15m for West Brom striker Saido Berahino, the 21-year-old's club denied they had received any bid, tweeting: "OK, this is getting silly now. So let us make it clear. There has been NO bid for Saido. That's it. Carry on everyone."
And finally
The mascots who were supposed to stand in front of Real Madrid players Isco and Toni Kroos before the pre-season friendly against Inter Milan in China ditched their roles to join Cristiano Ronaldo instead as the teams lined up before the start of the game. (Metro)
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho showed his penchant for a practical joke when he gathered his backroom team for what they thought was a photo opportunity but instead had freezing water thrown over them. (Evening Standard)
A team-mate of Steven Gerrard's at LA Galaxy says "you have to be extra careful when you listen to Stevie" because of the former Liverpool captain's Scouse accent. (Sun - subscription required)
Tottenham will try to sign Manchester United winger Ashley Young, 30, after being deterred by the £25m price-tag Crystal Palace put on 26-year-old midfielder Yannick Bolasie. (Daily Mirror)
By n8 Go To PostMissed a lot, it seems.
Boils and Benzema. Weird people still posting on GAF despite the moratorium on breakfast. Meierperbole. Some Kennedy lad. Turok being fucking jokes. Cola being fucking jokes.
did you enjoy the posts, though
By BigBoss Go To PostWhy is Gumbao getting minutes over Sergi Samper?
Is he still going to Arsenal?
Wow, nice goal from Hazard
SCUMMMMMMMMM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/27/mark-hamill-return-joker-animated-take-killing-joke
SCUMMMMMMMMM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/27/mark-hamill-return-joker-animated-take-killing-joke
By Esch Go To Postdid you enjoy the posts, though
Yours to Turok was particularly entertaining
That reminds me: as I was looking for novelty bottle openers on Ebay last night, I couldn't help but notice all the countless of Luis Suarez bottle openers.
By Freewheelin Go To PostWow, nice goal from Hazard
SCUMMMMMMMMM
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/27/mark-hamill-return-joker-animated-take-killing-joke
I havent cried since I was 12, when Mark Hamill shows up as Luke in the new Star Wars, I think I may actually cry, I get a little teary thinking about it.
Canon star wars
If I die before Decenmber im a be fucking pissed
Canon star wars
If I die before Decenmber im a be fucking pissed
By Willkiller Go To PostI really hope when I wake up tomorrow I can just do a nice, clean install of Windows 10me too
By Mr Cola Go To PostInstalling now m8's with great difficulty and file croppingMy BT folder has been sitting at about 4GBs for hours, I'm hesitant to shut down my PC when I go to bed in case it fucks with something
Cant wait to run my gimped version
Yeah, I should probably run some cleaner software. Any tips? Not gonna bother with a clean install. Recently moved from HDD to SSD and I already have a full back-up on my old HHD.
By Willkiller Go To PostMy BT folder has been sitting at about 4GBs for hours, I'm hesitant to shut down my PC when I go to bed in case it fucks with somethingIf you look on the gaf thread there are ways to get it downloading now, doesnt matter what your folder reads, so far they have worked but i havent installed it proper so it could screw up.
Alot of people are having issues with the updater so people found workarounds.
By Willkiller Go To PostI really hope when I wake up tomorrow I can just do a nice, clean install of Windows 10
YES WILL
I'm downloading that fucking folder windows bt right now
By Willkiller Go To PostI really hope when I wake up tomorrow I can just do a nice, clean install of Windows 10
By Baconsaurus Go To Postme too
im too scared to do it for a bit just in case it ends up being shit
By Mr Cola Go To PostIf you look on the gaf thread there are ways to get it downloading now, doesnt matter what your folder reads, so far they have worked but i havent installed it proper so it could screw up.I think I'm going to just wait and see what it does automatically in the morning.
Alot of people are having issues with the updater so people found workarounds.
My PC has been running so poorly recently I can't wait to just start fresh, downloading Steam and that's it for a while
Good game this as far as pre season goes. I doubt Kenedy has or will get a work permit to play in England
Great, Costa's injured
By Wahabilung Go To PostHow has Kenedy been?Was all right, nothing spectacular but looked good enough he also tracked back quite well. Doubt he will stay with us though.
*give kids the first iphone*
"It doesn't have speakers"
"ipods today you don't need heaphones"
NO YOU STILL DO YOU FUCKING CUNT
NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR CUNTING MUSIC ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT
USE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES
ARE YOU A FUCKING SAVAGE
FUCK OFF
"It doesn't have speakers"
"ipods today you don't need heaphones"
NO YOU STILL DO YOU FUCKING CUNT
NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR CUNTING MUSIC ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT
USE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES
ARE YOU A FUCKING SAVAGE
FUCK OFF