Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM 54s55 seconds ago
#mufc are not expected to look elsewhere for a centre-half should Ramos stay at Real. LvG happy with options. Story @MailSport shortly.
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SLAENT crossed the line first, lads. We squeezed them, we hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a Dutch man they didn't fully understand.
A long time ago, I was on GAF. My friends and I were posting in the community football thread. We were trying to buy the loyalty of forum moderators by bribing them with precious asshole pictures. But their hard drives were being raided in a server room north of Copenhagen by a pervert. So, we went looking for the asshole pictures. But in six months, we never met anybody who had seen them. One day, I saw a child playing with a picture of an asshole, itself the size of a tangerine. The pervert had been giving them away.
Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
A long time ago, I was on GAF. My friends and I were posting in the community football thread. We were trying to buy the loyalty of forum moderators by bribing them with precious asshole pictures. But their hard drives were being raided in a server room north of Copenhagen by a pervert. So, we went looking for the asshole pictures. But in six months, we never met anybody who had seen them. One day, I saw a child playing with a picture of an asshole, itself the size of a tangerine. The pervert had been giving them away.
Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
By Hitch Go To PostHope MK Dons get promoted. Could do with some fresh blood in the PL.
No way, they can do one all the way back to League 2 the cunts.
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Better not be true.
By Hitch Go To PostHope MK Dons get promoted. Could do with some fresh blood in the PL.
I love that name.
Dons is the Dutch word for this. They should get Hastings or Auping as their sponsor.
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... kill me
Blind first choice centre back then. Sigh.
Pls bid for Garay. Otamendi. Fonte. Stones. Lovren. Mangala. Anyone.
Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM 2m2 minutes ago
#mufc interest in Ramos was because a) he's world class and b) the DdG situation, not because LvG felt pressing need for another centre half
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By n8 Go To Postcheeky bid for vertonghen coming lads
i can feel it
Don't you dare m8
Smalling, Jones, Blind, Rojo, McNair, Blackett
the centre backs of a team that wants to win the league.
the centre backs of a team that wants to win the league.
By n8 Go To PostSmalling, Jones, Blind, Rojo, McNair, BlackettRancid.
the centre backs of a team that wants to win the league.
By n8 Go To PostJust seen WBA are getting James Chester for 8m. Do it Wooders. Usurp.This'll be one where Smalling/Jones/Evans has one of their regular fuck up moments and LvG suddenly realises he's made a huge mistake and signs someone on September 1st.
i'm desperate
By Linius Go To PostThis Arsenal's year. They will win the league. You heard it here first.I'd be delighted tbh
The alternatives can fall into a sinkhole.
By Linius Go To PostThis Arsenal's year. They will win the league. You heard it here first.
I've been saying this for a week. I've got a really sneaky feeling. It's so weird.
By Laboured Go To PostThis'll be one where Smalling/Jones/Evans has one of their regular fuck up moments and LvG suddenly realises he's made a huge mistake and signs someone on September 1st.
God, hopefully.
fuck we arent keeping evans are we?
fuck. FUCK.
By Laboured Go To PostThis'll be one where Smalling/Jones/Evans has one of their regular fuck up moments and LvG suddenly realises he's made a huge mistake and signs someone on September 1st.
And that signings name?
Kolo Toure.
By Mastadon Go To PostAnd that signings name?I'll take it.
Kolo Toure.
By Laboured Go To PostI'll take it.
Yeah you will ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Nah, I refuse to believe.
Giggs even went on record to say we are looking to strengthen down the spine of the team.
Pls.
Giggs even went on record to say we are looking to strengthen down the spine of the team.
Pls.
What about Van Dijk from Celtic? Southampton have been sniffing around him for ages. Seems ready to step up.
By Laboured Go To PostThis'll be one where Smalling/Jones/Evans has one of their regular fuck up moments and LvG suddenly realises he's made a huge mistake and signs someone on September 1st.
He had lots of time to watch Thomas Kraft and Butt, and was still against signing Neuer to the point of getting sacked over it... He's just weird.
By Mastadon Go To PostWhat about Van Dijk from Celtic? Southampton have been sniffing around him for ages. Seems ready to step up.
Don't you fucking dare you FUCKING CUNT
Seems weird to bet all your chips on signing Ramos. I always assumed he was just a ruse or something, because it wasnt a very realistic signing, even with the DDG switch.
By KP Go To PostDon't you fucking dare you FUCKING CUNT
On the blower to Wooders now m8. Soz.
By Wahabilung Go To PostHe had lots of time to watch Thomas Kraft and Butt, and was still against signing Neuer to the point of getting sacked over it… He's just weird.
Innit. Impossible to predict what the mad cunt wants.
By Mike Go To PostSeems weird to bet all your chips on signing Ramos. I always assumed he was just a ruse or something, because it wasnt a very realistic signing, even with the DDG switch.
Think the constant stories that he wanted out meant there was truth in it, but yeah agreed. Obviously we were in for Hummels early doors but he decided to stay.
Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM 29s30 seconds agoSilver lining. DDG's going to be fucking busy again. At least we have better protection in midfield this season.
Also - #mufc will not cash in on David de Gea if Ramos signs new Real deal. More @MailSport shortly.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostOur new signing Ruben Lameiras - "I don't think size matters as long as you are good enough".
N8's life motto
By Mastadon Go To PostWhat happened to the Otamendi links?Massive buyout clause, seems clubs are reluctant to meet it on the back of one exceptional season. Lessons learned by Lovren innit.
By Mastadon Go To PostWhat happened to the Otamendi links?Club denies there's any interest. Odd one.
By Hitch Go To PostMassive buyout clause, seems clubs are reluctant to meet it on the back of one exceptional season. Lessons learned by Lovren innit.
Wooders needs to be provided with dat Amazon "one-click-purchase" option.
Thank you for doing business with Valencia FC.
By Linius Go To PostHe went to a broken url :blaface:
This site needs to stop fucking automatically put url tags on things.
By Linius Go To PostI love that name.
Dons is the Dutch word for this. They should get Hastings or Auping as their sponsor.
Dons is the Dutch word for unidentified, highly pixelated image?
Linius pls ban yourself lad
What you even posting bruh?
By Dan Go To PostJust visited premfaces.com for the first time in ages.It's you waiting for destiny ahahaPossibly my favourite.
By FootballFan Go To PostIt's you waiting for destiny ahahaI can't breathe.
By FootballFan Go To PostIt's you waiting for destiny ahahahelp
By fadetoblack Go To PostDons is the Dutch word for unidentified, highly pixelated image?Fluff/down
Linius pls ban yourself lad
What you even posting bruh?