By Zabojnik Go To PostJurassic World was alright.Yes, it was
By Wrath2X Go To PostExcuse me, you mean "delusional cunt"Bless you sir ;)
I've been perusing r/cringe recently and can't stop watching this video of Clegg falling into a trough of vomit. Or David Guetta staring into oblivion.
By wedward Go To PostThe Gotze to Juve rumors are so weird.No, he doesn't. And he should go down to his knees and pray to whatever god he prays to that such a legendary and majestic club is showing a mild interest in him. Balding little cunt.
Aren't his wages at Bayern more than Juve's whole squad combined?
By Yenom Snake Go To PostI've been perusing r/cringe recently and can't stop watching this video of Clegg falling into a trough of vomit. Or David Guetta staring into oblivion.
Oh my god I can't breathe. Is that actually clegg
Comments on that video are amazing too
By Pennywise Go To PostShe might be a CS pro and he is still learning.
That sounds better.
At the rate he is going he might also be the #2 CSGO player
By Zabojnik Go To PostNo, he doesn't. And he should go down to his knees and pray to whatever god he prays to that such a legendary and majestic club is showing a mild interest in him. Balding little cunt.Bald, fat and quite fucking German. A holy trinity of sins. I wont have it, I wont allow it
This thread really looks down on people that are balding.
I bet half you motherfuckers are.
I am. Pls hold me Yurt.
I bet half you motherfuckers are.
I am. Pls hold me Yurt.
By Mangoverboard Go To PostOh my god I can't breathe. Is that actually cleggIt's wonderful.
Comments on that video are amazing too
By hixx Go To PostAt the rate he is going he might also be the #2 CSGO playerFuck off.
You killed the Shenmue stream.
By wedward Go To PostThis thread really looks down on people that are balding.
I bet half you motherfuckers are.
I am. Pls hold me Yurt.
you have sensational cheek bones and a very endearing face. You dont even need hair
Pedro is a fine role player for Barca. If he leaves, he's doing so to get minutes, which he can only get by moving away from the Barca trident.
He wouldn't start at Chelsea - at least not right away.
He wouldn't start at Arsenal because he's not going to immediately move in and be ahead of Ozil, Ox, Welbeck or Theo.
He wouldn't start at City now that Sterling has arrived.
He wouldn't start at United unless ADM is for sure out and LVG has some type of plan for him on day one.
He wouldn't start at Liverpool because he just doesn't fit with the players they've already signed.
Could he start at Spurs? Maybe, but at £22m he's to cheap to be on Levy's radar. He's also moving on from Barca, so he has an inflated feeling of self worth where he's accustom to winning and competing in Europe. That's not Tottenham Football Club.
He wouldn't start at Chelsea - at least not right away.
He wouldn't start at Arsenal because he's not going to immediately move in and be ahead of Ozil, Ox, Welbeck or Theo.
He wouldn't start at City now that Sterling has arrived.
He wouldn't start at United unless ADM is for sure out and LVG has some type of plan for him on day one.
He wouldn't start at Liverpool because he just doesn't fit with the players they've already signed.
Could he start at Spurs? Maybe, but at £22m he's to cheap to be on Levy's radar. He's also moving on from Barca, so he has an inflated feeling of self worth where he's accustom to winning and competing in Europe. That's not Tottenham Football Club.
Daily Mail said Chelsea will bid £26m and offer Stones... the number 6 shirt as if it means something looooool
Top Gossip
Chelsea, who have had one £20m offer turned down, are set to make an improved bid for 21-year-old John Stones - but Everton are holding out for a British record fee for a defender. (Daily Mirror)
However, Everton have told Chelsea to forget about trying to sign former Barnsley player Stones after insisting he is not for sale. (Liverpool Echo)
Former Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp says Stones should "stay put at Everton and keep on learning". (Kicca.com)
Manchester United are planning a £22m move for Barcelona forward Pedro, 27, who has also attracted interest from Chelsea. (Daily Mirror)
Angry Aston Villa fans have made their feelings towards Fabian Delph known with a banner outside Villa Park after the 25-year-old midfielder changed his mind and signed for Manchester City. (Birmingham Mail)
Arsenal's 65-year-old manager Arsene Wenger, who celebrates 19 years in charge in September, could be at the club for years to come, according to chief executive Ivan Gazidis. (The Straits Times)
It looks increasingly unlikely that 34-year-old Argentine midfielder Esteban Cambiasso will sign a new Leicester City contract. (Leicester Mercury)
Hull City winger Robbie Brady, 23, has turned down a new contract and is close to joining Norwich City for £7m. (Daily Mirror)
Sunderland, fresh from signing winger Jeremain Lens, 27, and defender Younes Kaboul, 29, are in the early stages of talks with their remaining transfer targets. (Sunderland Echo)
West Ham defender James Tomkins, 26, has urged the club's fans to be patient with new manager Slaven Bilic after some sections vented their frustration at the team during the Europa League win over Birkirkara. (London Evening Standard)
Frank Lampard's New York City debut will be delayed by another week with a calf injury suffered in training ruling the 37-year-old out of this week's clash with New England Revolution. (Daily Mail)
Former Chelsea striker Didier Drogba, 37, has been offered a contract to play in Major League Soccer. (ESPN)
Blackpool's pre-season preparations are on the verge of collapsing, with Accrington Stanley considering cancelling their planned 31 July game because of policing costs after a recent abandonment. (Blackpool Gazette)
The owner of Israel's Beitar Jerusalem football club has announced he is selling up out of "shame" at fans' aggressive behaviour during a Europa League qualifying game in Belgium. (Guardian)
Best of social media
Manchester United and England forward Wayne Rooney might be thousands of miles away from home as his club continue their pre-season preparations in the United States. But the boxing fan still intends to watch Anthony Crolla and Scott Quigg in action when they fight in Manchester later. "Good luck tomorrow to @ant_crolla and @scottquigg. Will be watching in Seattle. Come on lads," tweeted Rooney.
Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson congratulated James Milner on his first Reds goal. "Another good pre season game for the team. Well done Milly on his first goal for Liverpool. Support was incredible once again," wrote on midfielder on Instagram following Liverpool's 2-1 win over Brisbane Roar.
Tottenham and England defender Kyle Walker has thanked former Spurs team-mate Younes Kaboul, who has joined Sunderland. "All the best @YounsKabs4, thanks for all the help and advice over the years. See you during the season," Walker tweeted.
Non-league Newcastle Town went ahead with a friendly against Crewe Alexandra on Friday despite a burglary at the club hours before the game. "Not the news we want to hear, but the club was broken into this morning. Things were smashed and stolen. Game is still going ahead tonight," the club tweeted.
And finally
Injuries have forced Championship club Cardiff City to call off Sunday's planned friendly at Haverfordwest leaving officials of the non-League side feeling "embarrassed". (Wales Online)
Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 34, is struggling to get to grips with Australia's wildlife during the club's tour Down Under, telling staff: "I'm sorry, I can't do it," when offered a chance to hold a koala bear. (Liverpool Echo)
Enjoying drinking everyone's milkshake. We'll have your Pedro, then we'll have your Benzema. Toodles.
By Laboured Go To PostEnjoying drinking everyone's milkshake. We'll have your Pedro, then we'll have your Benzema. Toodles.
Did you see the youtube video that was posted?
Arsenal's 65-year-old manager Arsene Wenger, who celebrates 19 years in charge in September, could be at the club for years to come, according to chief executive Ivan Gazidis. (The Straits Times)
Benz probably gets hard when he reads that.
Shanks is probably a limp noodle.
i feel like i should warn everybody again before heading to bed
don't go to Terminator Genisys. unless you're really really bored
don't go to Terminator Genisys. unless you're really really bored
By wedward Go To PostDid you see the youtube video that was posted?Let's get serious for a second, RM aren't selling him unless they sign someone who they think is better. Which is pretty fucking unlikely. Add that to the fact that he is a Perez boy, you've got a player who is pretty fucking unlikely to leave RM.
Arsenal's 65-year-old manager Arsene Wenger, who celebrates 19 years in charge in September, could be at the club for years to come, according to chief executive Ivan Gazidis. (The Straits Times)
Benz probably gets hard when he reads that.
Shanks is probably a limp noodle.
By hixx Go To PostDaily Mail said Chelsea will bid £26m and offer Stones… the number 6 shirt as if it means something loooooolFuck that shit.
You just missed a gold moment in the Shenmue stream.
They're showing the top 10 characters through a popularity vote and Nozomi was 3.
They were explaning something and the translator was like "the penetration of Nozomi is quite high"
By wedward Go To PostJust remembered PSG paid like 45m euros to sign a 19 year old Luca Moura.Yuuuup. €45 million for a bench player. Setting standards.
By Laboured Go To PostWithout Gaitan: Champions League winnershelp
With Gaitan: Intergalactic slut-smashers
By Scum Go To Post1. ChelseaYou were destined to support a team that would provide you with so much more joy, Scum.
2. Arsenal
3. Man Utd
4. Man City/Liverpool
5. Liverpool/Man City
6. Spurs
It was destiny.
At least Spurs are relevant though.
We have quite a few attacking options now.
Sturridge, Ings, Origi, Markovic, Ibe, Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, Ojo and eventually Benteke.
What a time to be Brendan.
Sturridge, Ings, Origi, Markovic, Ibe, Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, Ojo and eventually Benteke.
What a time to be Brendan.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostWe have quite a few attacking options now.
Sturridge, Ings, Origi, Markovic, Ibe, Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, Ojo and eventually Benteke.
What a time to be Brendan.
If only defending was easy you might fight for top 4.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostWe have quite a few attacking options now.Perennially injured, Burnley, Worst French XI of 2014/15, rvy's hope, maybe actually promising, Hodgson, Robinho/good, Coutinho when he wants to be, Someone and eventually Benteke.
Sturridge, Ings, Origi, Markovic, Ibe, Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho, Ojo and eventually Benteke.
What a time to be Brendan.
By wedward Go To PostIf only defending was easy you might fight for top 4.Lovren will be good this season.
You'll see. You'll all see.
ah fuck, who am I kidding…
By Laboured Go To PostPerennially injured, Burnley, Worst French XI of 2014/15, rvy's hope, maybe actually promising, Hodgson, Robinho/good, Coutinho when he wants to be, Someone and eventually Benteke.Pipe down.
You haven't even played a friendly yet.
Besides, it's a step up from Borini, Balotelli and Lambert.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostPipe down.Quite...
You haven't even played a friendly yet.
Besides, it's a step up from Borini, Balotelli and Lambert.
Is it then?
Side note: My Football Manager experience tells me that the worse you do in pre-season the better you do during the competitive season. Just need that lack of logic to play out.
Stay tuned after the #mufc live game on #mutv tonight - we've got an exclusive interview with Ed Woodward at 6am BST @manutd
Well im not sleepign tonight
Well im not sleepign tonight
By Mr Cola Go To PostStay tuned after the #mufc live game on #mutv tonight - we've got an exclusive interview with Ed Woodward at 6am BST @manutdWOOOOOODERS
Well im not sleepign tonight
By Mr Cola Go To PostStay tuned after the #mufc live game on #mutv tonight - we've got an exclusive interview with Ed Woodward at 6am BST @manutdBy the time that's over too your girlfriend will be waking up and you can get some glorious morning sex.
Well im not sleepign tonight
You've played a blinder.
By Willkiller Go To PostBy the time that's over too your girlfriend will be waking up and you can get some glorious morning sex.Will you still judge her vagina tho?
You've played a blinder.
By Laboured Go To PostWill you still judge her vagina tho?That entirely rests on how much it reminds me of Kurt Geiger
By rvy Go To Posthelp
You were destined to support a team that would provide you with so much more joy, Scum.
It was destiny.
At least Spurs are relevant though.
I just want to see Spurs bukkake all those mid table/bottom of the table teams this season. We need to be getting results against the Hulls and QPRs in the league. I'd like that very much.
By Bold One Go To Postjust got done watching Kingsman - very solid flick, funny and smart too, Colin Firth and SLJ owned this film
the bit with the Princess came out of left field though..
I thought it was way too violent. I'm not shy of violence in any medium but it just seemed so pointless in Kingsman. It didn't grab me much, though it was probably better than your average action flick
By Scum Go To PostNeither Hull nor QPR are in the Premier League this season.
I just want to see Spurs bukkake all those mid table/bottom of the table teams this season. We need to be getting results against the Hulls and QPRs in the league. I'd like that very much.
By Willkiller Go To PostThat entirely rests on how much it reminds me of Kurt GeigerI pray for your opinion on all vaginas.
By Diablo Rosso Go To PostNeither Hull nor QPR are in the Premier League this season.Diablo, pls.
By Laboured Go To PostI pray for your opinion on all vaginas.I like butterflys.
By Laboured Go To PostI pray for your opinion on all vaginas.I don't know why you've taken this Hope Solo thing to heart :lol