I think who starts depends on the gameplan.
I expect MVP to start with Khedira coming on to kill off games.
I expect MVP to start with Khedira coming on to kill off games.
By dark_prinny Go To PostThe most gay thing I've ever done was group wanking with my friends when we were kids watching our dads stolen pornos.
I've done that
My mate fell asleep once while doing it so we spooned jam onto his willy so when he woke up his first thought was that his dick was bleeding aggressively
Was jokes
I would never go near dean's genitals
His balls are too big
They're imposing and scary
Its like he's smuggling mangoes
His balls are too big
They're imposing and scary
Its like he's smuggling mangoes
I tell you what, i am standing at maybe the busiest subway exit in Seoul and not one of the lads here come close to my style :)))
Yeah I group wanked too. What a time. My friends dad had this porn where they were all cavemen and cavewomen in. Was great.
Kids these days grow up with smart phones, and without the experience of group wanking to their fathers porn collections. I feel bad for them.
Thank God for black people. Imagine a World where all you could hang out with was white dudes with some deep-seated bisexuality issues within them.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
do people still like buy and download porn and shit
Peter the paedophile at work says he has 2 terabytes of it
Peter the paedophile at work says he has 2 terabytes of it
Juventus have sold Arturo Vidal to Arsenal for a fee in the region of €30 million. [La Stampa]
https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/614740608939368448
I Want to Believe.
Never going to happen though.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI tell you what, i am standing at maybe the busiest subway exit in Seoul and not one of the lads here come close to my style :)))Scianchi per favore
By dark_prinny Go To PostI just can't watch porn for longer than cum time.
Who does.
By Plasma Go To Posthttps://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/614740608939368448La Stampa is the closest source you can get regarding papers.
I Want to Believe.
Never going to happen though.
Pls no hype
By Ricky Go To PostWho does.
I bet rvy does. How the fuck he knows every single pornstar name otherwise?
By klopp4batong Go To PostI ff to the ejaculation time 95% of the time when watching porn.What does this mean.
By dark_prinny Go To PostI bet rvy does. How the fuck he knows every single pornstar name otherwise?Oh baby.
I got like external hard drives and shit.
By nate Go To Postdo people still like buy and download porn and shit
Peter the paedophile at work says he has 2 terabytes of it
The internet is so bad here, that having it downloaded is a must.
By Woodenlung Go To PostThe internet is so bad here, that having it downloaded is a must.What if you download only shitty vids
Do you close your eyes and fap to your imagination?
Once we 'found' (see took) a vhs tape that wasn't fully returned to the rental store as it we could still grab it on the door. It was porn movie. Said porn movie was wanked to but i forgot it in the vcr. You can imagine the lame excuses I had for 'ebony asses 5' being in the vcr when my mother accidentally saw it.
By Ricky Go To PostWhat if you download only shitty vids
Do you close your eyes and fap to your imagination?
Will just re-watch an old favorite then. No matter what, green sweater office butt fuck & filipino TS bakla action 2 will always be there.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostHoly shit at that Dragonbll trailer ending.Nah, you'll find out when you watch mate.
Is that blue hair Super Saiyan 4???
Don't forget that dragon ball GT isn't canon so yeah, forget all that crap in it
By klopp4batong Go To PostI ff to the ejaculation time 95% of the time when watching porn.Are you talking about me
By dark_prinny Go To PostI miss to fap with my imagination.I doubt I could still do that.
By Woodenlung Go To PostWill just re-watch an old favorite then. No matter what, green sweater office butt fuck & filipino TS bakla action 2 will always be there.
Sounds good
By dark_prinny Go To PostI miss to fap with my imagination.I miss fapping to pictures of Mai Shiranui and Morrigan on the Nintendo magazine. What a time that was.
By Pennywise Go To PostI doubt I could still do that.
The internet ruined everything.
By FootballFan Go To PostAre you talking about me
FastForward
By dark_prinny Go To PostThe internet ruined everything.Not only the internet.
All these medias were slowly pilling up.
Imagination first, than clothing catalogues were you could see nipples, phone sex advertisements,erotic movies, someones dad porn magazine, VHS porn cassettes from someone (my brother had a bunch of them) and than the internet came.
It was kind of annoying back when you still had a dial in modem.
Still renember that I wanted to jerk off fast before going to school, quickly dialed in and started to jerk off until my mother came in and wanted to ask why the phone isn't working
I always use my imagination. Porn is kinda stupid to me, I look at it and think I wouldn't be interested in knowing those women IRL, so why would I wanna slap my dick thinking about them. The only kind I like is where the girl looks like she's really enjoying it, but I enjoy my imagination way more.
By Woodenlung Go To Post#JustEatIt
sponsorship loyalty.
By Oddinho Go To PostI always use my imagination. Porn is kinda stupid to me, I look at it and think I wouldn't be interested in knowing those women IRL, so why would I wanna slap my dick thinking about them. The only kind I like is where the girl looks like she's really enjoying it, but I enjoy my imagination way more.
This is how I feel about pro porn. But then I watch something like green sweater office butt fuck and I think "Wow. I wish I was her boss. I want to be her boss and not just fuck her, but also get to know her. What kind of education do I have to get to do this?"
It inspires me in some ways.
I just use my imagination when I'm obsessed with a girl I met. But I just try to find a girl in a porno that matches her complexion and how I imagine her pussy ( Always with meaty lips ) and put her face on that.
By Oddinho Go To PostI always use my imagination. Porn is kinda stupid to me, I look at it and think I wouldn't be interested in knowing those women IRL, so why would I wanna slap my dick thinking about them. The only kind I like is where the girl looks like she's really enjoying it, but I enjoy my imagination way more.There should be more than enough porn that really suits your needs Odd.
Sounds like you would be more into amateur porn or stuff like Ifeelmyself (mostly girls filming themselves while masturbating until the end).
By Woodenlung Go To PostThis is how I feel about pro porn. But then I watch something like green sweater office butt fuck and I think "Wow. I wish I was her boss. I want to be her boss and not just fuck her, but also get to know her. What kind of education do I have to get to do this?"One day you're going to reproduce that scene aren't you ?
It inspires me in some ways.
