Football Thread 2024 | February | How much water do you drink?

By Dan Go To PostTHERE IS A GOD.

Rent free

Time for another line up shake up.

By Suen Go To PostBurn in hell brother

All this talk from Arteta on believing they can win it etc.

Conquer the Barclay’s first and go from there.

Expect European Giants Arsenal to win at Home though. Not to sure Porto will have enough.

David Raya (6ft0in) the smallest starting goalkeeper in the Premier League by one whole inch. Joint second last are Jordan Pickford and Wes Foderingham (6ft1in).

Can you believe?

By Laboured Go To Post

https://x.com/Jon_Mackenzie/status/1760423671749890356?s=20

very hard to do anything if you can't breathe near the opponent without getting called a foul

Lol

By FootbalIFan Go To PostDan gets people rattled the same way Madrid fans used to get rattled by me before they all left.

Crazy

Shut up Dan

Pretty amazing Galeno missed that sitter earlier and then pulled that off.

But yeah in general you can see this is this team's first CL knockout, everyone was nervous, even Ode and Saliba were miscontrolling passes that are normally child's play for them. Hope they get over it next match because we wouldn't last a second vs Madrid or City like that

Arsenal, pls. They'll win at home anyway.

By Plasma Go To PostRaya continues to be a massive waste of our budget.

Arteta needs to be sent to the gulag for this. Utterly unnecessary.

I'd say Raya was playing well the entire year, his distribution is indeed elite, but yeah any CL winning keeper saves that

6ft 0in
20. David Raya

6ft 1in
18. Jordan Pickford
18. Wes Foderingham

6ft 2in
14. Bernd Leno
14. Ederson
14. Jason Steele
14. Mats Selz

6ft 3in
10. Andre Onana
10. Neto
10. Nick Pope
10. Thomas Kaminski

6ft 4in
5. Alisson
5. Guglielmo Vicario
5. Jose Sa
5. Mark Flekken
5. Sam Johnstone

6ft 5in
3. Alphonse Areola
3. Emiliano Martinez

6ft 6in
1. James Trafford
1. Robert Sanchez

Performances like that always very frequent and predictable

Arsenal still lacking some bottle

By n8 dogg Go To Post6ft 0in
20. David Raya

6ft 1in
18. Jordan Pickford
18. Wes Foderingham

6ft 2in
14. Bernd Leno
14. Ederson
14. Jason Steele
14. Mats Selz

6ft 3in
10. Andre Onana
10. Neto
10. Nick Pope
10. Thomas Kaminski

6ft 4in
5. Alisson
5. Guglielmo Vicario
5. Jose Sa
5. Mark Flekken
5. Sam Johnstone

6ft 5in
3. Alphonse Areola
3. Emiliano Martinez

6ft 6in
1. James Trafford
1. Robert Sanchez

All I can say is that, scientifically, Pope and Sa emit the most Tall Man energy in the league.

We all know former fat guy syndrome. I think Robert Sanchez got former small guy syndrome. I dont know how it happened, but it did.

anyway lol arsenal

By WoodenLung Go To PostWe all know former fat guy syndrome. I think Robert Sanchez got former small guy syndrome. I dont know how it happened, but it did.

Very true. Likewise Martinez and Trafford imo.

Trafford and Sanchez both don’t look that tall to me. Seeing it on camera only will warp perspective though.

Surprised Wooden didn't mentioned penis size too

Arsenal are fucking pathetic.

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By Batong Go To PostSurprised Wooden didn't mentioned penis size too

Erect list:

2 inches:
Martinez (often mistaken for an innie, it shrinks every day)

3.5 inches:
Areola (i've seen filipino cocks)

4 inches:
Sanchez (his lack of confidence in goal all boils down to this embarrassing cock. thin and short, he often heard 'is it in yet')
Raya (it's bent like Pulgas cock)
Ederson (has a tattoo of his wives name on it)

4,5 inches:
Guglielmo Vicario (this is not a nice cock, even overlooking the lenght, there is a bad vibe to it)

5 inches:
Pickford (is concerningly purple)
Neto
Nick Pope
Ramsdale (just looking at it feels wrong, even for Ramsdale himself)
Mark Flekken

5,5 inches:
Alisson (very thick, but has all kinds of spots and weird growths on it)
Steele
Sels (the thickness is like a beer can however)
Petrovic (nice organic farmer markets balkan cock)

6 inches:
Leno (pencil thin)
Foderingham (nice all around cock)

6,5 Inches:
Kaminski (his bellend is massive, like a mushroom, and adds a lot to an otherwise ordinary cock. is that a positive? we simple do not know yet)

7 inches:
Onana (suffers from premature ejactulation)

Not rated:
Sa (the bush is too big, it has never been measured accurately)
Trafford (is ftm)
Sam Johnstone (it's big and sloppy, but unable to actually get erect)

I'm not having Trafford being 6'6"

Raya sucks. That was a bang avg save to make there.

Forget height, what's the leagues wingspan?

Kepa got a 72 year contract because of the massive span.

By LFMartins86 Go To PostArsenal are fucking pathetic.

Shut up Dan.

Tough night tonight lads. So glad I got sick and didn't end up going tho.

By Kidjr Go To PostTough night tonight lads. So glad I got sick and didn't end up going tho.

It’s all your fault.

Pfft we have you beat. In American football the ball is in play like 15% of the game if that.

By Dr3up Go To PostIt’s all your fault.

https://x.com/samjdean/status/1760433438975246808?s=46

EPLers always complain about how these games go vs villarreal or atleti or porto etc

There are no epl teams that can stop football from being played the same way and that can play as defensively as these teams

Feels like the CL is just spinning wheels until City win it again. Just can't see anyone beating them over two legs unless Madrid catch them on a particularly bad day at the Bernebeau. Think they might have a reasonably decent chance of beating them if they met in the final though.

Useless

The sport is so cooked if City win again.

sport been cooked for a while

No away goals truly killed the CL

Shaw is out for the season? Asshole

henry never beating the allegations
also i dont blame him lol

By Oddinho Go To PostPfft we have you beat. In American football the ball is in play like 15% of the game if that.

Dont you live in Japan?

By Xpike Go To Postsport been cooked for a while

Been cooked 115 times over.

Real Salt Lake are a complete embarrassment. Ripped off Colombia's colors for their kits, named themselves Real which is usually something teams with the Spanish Crown's blessing do, adopted a lion with a crown as their crest. Cultural Appropriation FC is what they are.

Henry still has rizz lol

I mean it is Salt Lake, prob one of the whitest places in the US.

By Dr3up Go To PostI mean it is Salt Lake, prob one of the whitest places in the US.

I'd respect them way more if they called themselves the Stormin' Mormons and had an underwear brief in their crest since that would lean into their own cultural identity and would be authentic. Instead of this super fake shit they have right now.

You got shit like Inter Miami
all clubs in the US just desperately trying to copy European heritage

By Xpike Go To PostYou got shit like Inter Miami
all clubs in the US just desperately trying to copy European heritage

There is a tremendous between a club of Hispanic origin calling themselves "Club Internacional de Fútbol" , using their own unique crest, using their own unique kits, vs a bunch of super racist American whites calling themselves Real, ripping off Colombia's colors, and using a crest with a lion and a crown.

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