I keep walking by the L couch at Costco and thinking about it.
I've got an old wooden couch from my parents and I never use the couch since I have a recliner... but man do I want it.
I've got an old wooden couch from my parents and I never use the couch since I have a recliner... but man do I want it.
In my junk mail
pls advise
Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account.
I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisеly.
Have you heard of Pegasus? This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, macOS and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I’m getting at.
It’s been a few months since I installed it on all your dеviсеs because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the intеrnеt. During this period, I’ve learned about all aspects of your private life, but оnе is of special significance to me.
I’ve recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial роrn videos. Given that the “questionable” genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick реrvеrsiоn.
I doubt you’d want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it. However, I can do it in a few clicks.
Every number in your contact Iist will suddenly receive these vidеоs – on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Instagram, on Facebook, on email – everywhere. It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your fоrmеr life.
Don’t think of yourself as an innocent victim. No one knows where your реrvеrsiоn might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved рunishmеnt to stop you.
I’m some kind of God who sees everything. However, don’t panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. But my mеrсy is not free.
Transfer 1100$ to my Litecoin (LTC) wallet: ltc1qrv7udy30zxjd059gy86ag0zf3cggp2vm3z0y2x
Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will реrmanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstаll Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure – my benefit is only money. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.
I’ll be notified when you open my email, and from that moment you have exactly 48 hours to send the money. If cryptocurrencies are unchartered waters for you, don’t worry, it’s very simple. Just google “crypto exchange” or "buy Litecoin" and then it will be no harder than buying some useless stuff on Amazon.
I strongly warn you against the following:
* Do not reply to this email. I've sent it from your Microsoft account.
* Do not contact the police. I have access to all your dеviсеs, and as soon as I find out you ran to the cops, videos will be published.
* Don’t try to reset or destroy your dеviсеs. As I mentioned above: I’m monitoring all your activity, so you either agree to my terms or the vidеоs are рublished.
Also, don’t forget that cryptocurrencies are anonymous, so it’s impossible to identify me using the provided аddrеss.
Good luck, my perverted friend. I hope this is the last time we hear from each other.
And some friendly advice: from now on, don’t be so careless about your online security.
pls advise
By FortuneFaded Go To PostHow young were they?Legal in certain countries
In the pictures.
How young?
By BrentMused Go To PostLegal in certain countries17 in Illinois, 18 in any other state.
We're all waiting for that long break between posts and the next upload after that he's missing an arm
By Fenderputty Go To PostPeople actually look at junk mail?I got one like that once and it included a password I used about 20 years ago, freaked me out for a second before I realised it was definitely included in about 20 different hacks/leaks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1elxamj/my_neighbors_constantly_avoiding_hoa_decor_rules/
Absolute legends. Fender fuming
Absolute legends. Fender fuming
By Fenderputty Go To PostPeople actually look at junk mail?It was sent from my own address which is a bit concerning. Normally I just skim-read the senders, but I do delete them manually just to keep things tidy. My mum has 3,000 unread emails, but then again she's never closed a tab or window in her life.
By BrentMused Go To PostAmerica plsSame in Japan which is great because the country's age of consent is 13 from the Meiji period but prefecture law tops it
How is age of consent not a federal law?
I used to have the G1 Optimus with trailer, and also Rodimus, who also had his own trailer that opened up to reveal a cannon he could man. Talking decades ago, though.
Wish I still had them lol
Wish I still had them lol
By Patriotism Go To PostI used to have the G1 Optimus with trailer, and also Rodimus, who also had his own trailer that opened up to reveal a cannon he could man. Talking decades ago, though.I will say that the SS 86 line will tickle your nostalgia. They are pretty good toys. Especially the dinobots. So, if they aren’t stupidly expensive in your country, they are worth checking out. Bumblebee, Brawn, Gnaw, and Perceptor are my recommendations for the cheap ones to check out. Solid and fun transformations.
Wish I still had them lol
By Kibner Go To PostI'm a mark for this and I don't care. This toy looks awesome. Can't wait till mine comes in:damn that is neat. do they make one in Soundwave or Megatron?
By domino Go To Postdamn that is neat. do they make one in Soundwave or Megatron?Not in this line, yet. I think Soundwave is scheduled for next year.
His good guy counterpart was recently released, though:
I miss collecting figures but haven't bought anything since the move.
Definitely going to get the next wave of Jada Mega Man and Edgerunners figures though
Definitely going to get the next wave of Jada Mega Man and Edgerunners figures though
By Laboured Go To PostI will be ordering a Chinese meal in his honour. RIPSaint Peter accepting his limp penis.
By Fenderputty Go To PostPeople actually look at junk mail?
yeah, i get plenty of emails that are automatically placed in junk mail even though they’re legit.
Yeah, I regularly look in there because the spam filter puts legitimate emails in there. Similarly, I've sent a lot of emails that people didn't receive because they ended up in their spam folder.
email is legit the worst communication tool.
email is legit the worst communication tool.
This is special. This isn't one of the usual, obvious rage-bait attempts to cook something shitty on purpose. This is a real gem of genuinely shitty cookery, and I appreciate it. It warms my heart.
By DiPro Go To Post
Dy made a viral thread
dude took the last plane out of afghanistan but went back
By Laboured Go To PostShip it!The hat is a nice touch.
That was the most unseasoned mid-western pile of crap. Reminded me of the video's where people try to recreate recipes from the 50's.
If you grow up eating that though, do you even know it's shitty?
If you grow up eating that though, do you even know it's shitty?
By Fenderputty Go To PostThat was the most unseasoned mid-western pile of crap. Reminded me of the video's where people try to recreate recipes from the 50's.Some people just grow up flavorless and spiceless.
If you grow up eating that though, do you even know it's shitty?
I made some lasagna for a few new friends a week ago and they recoiled because it was to spicy.
You mean I used spices? They only use salt & pepper when they cook smh
Nah ... I mean there's levels to it sure, but some red pepper flakes in the sauce for a slight spice level is acceptable. But like that abomination didn't have anything in it that wasn't included in the can of tomato soup. Put some thyme and oregano and basil in there. Toss some fucking bread crumbs on top for a texture change. I would put money down that Sy could do better.