I couldn't make it past the 1:30 mark. I probably legit need therapy because shit like this did a number on me.
By reilo Go To Post
@DY, don't look
At first I was like “does DY have trouble getting up early” and then I watched and became curious if this was more about the tentacles
By Patriotism Go To PostAnother skit innit
@DY, don't look
By Kabro Go To Postmy ex was like that so my vote is its legit.I swear it's the same guy from the Israeli landlord one a couple months ago
By Patriotism Go To PostThis is recorded and I don’t believe it
@DY, don't look
Although there are absolutely people like this.
By Lego Go To PostMy ugly ass never had no stalkersyou didn't try hard enough, plenty of folks even get non-romantic stalkers
By DY_nasty Go To Postkinda think that's always the view before finding out today
Fucking hell this is the vast majority of the dialogue I've had with my dad
I can laugh now, but dude legit sat me down for 4 hours for not checking the mail - and somehow it ended with "so when someone breaks in and is beating your wife and violating your kids, you can remember this moment as where you decided accountability doesn't apply to you"
By DY_nasty Go To Postthe best is when they make a human mistake and laugh about and say my bad. 😂
Fucking hell this is the vast majority of the dialogue I've had with my dad
I can laugh now, but dude legit sat me down for 4 hours for not checking the mail - and somehow it ended with "so when someone breaks in and is beating your wife and violating your kids, you can remember this moment as where you decided accountability doesn't apply to you"
By Kabro Go To Postmy ex was like that so my vote is its legit.Was she Jamaican? Because that would be my ex aswell then.
By DY_nasty Go To Post
Fucking hell this is the vast majority of the dialogue I've had with my dad
I can laugh now, but dude legit sat me down for 4 hours for not checking the mail - and somehow it ended with "so when someone breaks in and is beating your wife and violating your kids, you can remember this moment as where you decided accountability doesn't apply to you"
my dad never went off that deep but there was a point my younger bro got sick of it and told him to live his own life lol.
What a day that was. Completely threw the man-of-the-house dynamic out the window.
My mom did similar stuff until I threatened and followed through with not talking to her for a couple weeks every time she did it. Took a few months but she stopped.
By Patriotism Go To Postmy dad never went off that deep but there was a point my younger bro got sick of it and told him to live his own life lol.a sublime feeling
What a day that was. Completely threw the man-of-the-house dynamic out the window.
By DY_nasty Go To Posta sublime feeling
If I wasn't a poor and lazy boy and going to eat at my parent in the weekdays, I would try that too.
Sometimes she goes on these Royal Family / Megan Markle conspiracie rants that do my head in.
Sometimes she goes on these Royal Family / Megan Markle conspiracie rants that do my head in.
By DY_nasty Go To PostI know I’m getting old cause this is how I talk to my little cousins when they piss me off 🤣
Fucking hell this is the vast majority of the dialogue I've had with my dad
I can laugh now, but dude legit sat me down for 4 hours for not checking the mail - and somehow it ended with "so when someone breaks in and is beating your wife and violating your kids, you can remember this moment as where you decided accountability doesn't apply to you"
By domino Go To PostI know I’m getting old cause this is how I talk to my little cousins when they piss me off 🤣perpetuating the cycle smh
By DY_nasty Go To PostThis is triggering me. Pretty sure stuff like this is a major part of my anxiety issues
Fucking hell this is the vast majority of the dialogue I've had with my dad
I can laugh now, but dude legit sat me down for 4 hours for not checking the mail - and somehow it ended with "so when someone breaks in and is beating your wife and violating your kids, you can remember this moment as where you decided accountability doesn't apply to you"
By Lupercal Go To PostWas she Jamaican? Because that would be my ex aswell then.she was irish from the midwest.
almost married the woman too. fucking yikes in hindsight.
she called me randomly months ago and started blaming me for our break up.
that was like 3 years ago, bruh.
By RAThasReturned Go To Postthe eyes of someone doing drugs other than just booze tbh
By i can get you a toe Go To Postthe eyes of someone doing drugs other than just booze tbh
By data Go To PostI also landed multiple 900s when I was 9 tbfWe all played THPS m8