By NiceGuy Go To Postslow embeds that I can't be bothered to wait forFirefox eh?
By Kidjr Go To PostThis cannot be real, satire surely loooolIt is but satire is so overused now that satire itself is cringe
By Kidjr Go To PostThis cannot be real, satire surely loooolDon’t lie bro you def into content like this while flying to Dubai with your big desk
I’m officially old and out of shape. 👴🏼 Never thought this would be me
Bent down to pick up a pillow off the floor
Bent down to pick up a pillow off the floor
By Perfect Blue Go To PostDon’t lie bro you def into content like this while flying to Dubai with your big deskIf Kidjr can't fit his desk into his home he's definitely not gonna fit it into his jet.
Maybe try thinking next time, god
If you're sending your resume on LinkedIn with the avatar photo of your face, that's the wrong head shot, pal.
By DY_nasty Go To Postsomeone said that bezos moves like a middle eastern gun runner and that's all i see nowDefinitely drives a satin white G Wagon
By s y Go To Postthis is crimes
By reilo Go To PostDidn't deny the private jet
Haha not yet
By diehard Go To PostFirefox eh?I blame reilo
A tenant is eating durian on the floor below and it's stinking up the entire upstairs at my in-laws wtf
By inky Go To Postshe thicc tho#smokeshow
By DY_nasty Go To Post
As Jesus once quoted Lazurus or something
but this is mad convenient, will try to remember to remember to try
By Dazenheimer Go To PostBezos and the new wifeHe just having fun out here I respect it
By domino Go To PostHe just having fun out here I respect itBro, I as ain't even judging, she seems age appropriate at least.
By Rob Go To PostI need a longer compilation
What did you have against footy slaent?
By Pac-2 Go To PostWhat did you have against footy slaent?
Lmao
By Laboured Go To PostThis is true. We've already lost 6 members of footy SLAENT to a gigantic spinning hammer.How would you know, Brexiteer?
By reilo Go To PostHow would you know, Brexiteer?
Some of my best friends are European.
In the summer before second grade I moved from Honolulu to Baltimore. The first week I started school we were asked to bring in something from our family or "culture" to talk about in front of the class.
Up to that point it was just my mother and I and my two godparents, so I didn't know anything about her family or culture in Baltimore.
But I did collect ninja stars that I would buy on the weekends at the Aloha Stadium swap meet while she was working. I had dozens of them. I figured I looked Japanese, have a Hawaiian first name, an Irish surname, this will be a hit with these mainland locals!
They suspended me for the rest of the week and sent a social worker to my house. I was seven.
Up to that point it was just my mother and I and my two godparents, so I didn't know anything about her family or culture in Baltimore.
But I did collect ninja stars that I would buy on the weekends at the Aloha Stadium swap meet while she was working. I had dozens of them. I figured I looked Japanese, have a Hawaiian first name, an Irish surname, this will be a hit with these mainland locals!
They suspended me for the rest of the week and sent a social worker to my house. I was seven.
By Pac-2 Go To PostLet's add this to the list of things that made Thomas Jefferson a horrible individual
By Laboured Go To PostSome of my best friends are European.🤔
By Pac-2 Go To Postthis dude's takedown of hancock's netflix 'documentary' is fantastic
