Watched American Fiction yesterday, it was less poignant a social critique than I was for some reason expecting it to be, which actually ended up working in its favour, I thought. Won't go down in the annals of kinema, but as a shockingly white™ person I quite enjoyed it.
By DiPro Go To Postwhoever decided to make thisinto a two parterdeserves to gointobusinessjail.
Very true
Also they're doing that hilarious thing where they're pretending it's not a musical again.
By Laboured Go To PostVery trueWho would suspect that Wicked would be a musical anyway?
Also they're doing that hilarious thing where they're pretending it's not a musical again.
Yes, they will very explicitly sing all of the plot points to you like you're suffering from dementia.
By Punished Go To PostLnis just a totally generic horror. Is it above Blumhouse? I'm not sure.
I think it is above Blumhouse, but sure, it is generic (but at least stylish) horror. the thing is, the rest are below that.
By Xpike Go To Postthis has ruined my day, week, month and yearI’ll be there for you m8
Oh ho ho we could have another Morbius on our hands brothers:
Madame Web (Feb. 14, in theaters) begins in the Peruvian Amazon circa 1973, with Constance (Kerry Bishé) searching for a rare spider that possesses potentially magical healing powers (thanks to its peptides!). Upon finding what she's looking for, Constance is promptly betrayed by her bodyguard Ezekiel Sims (Tahar Rahim), who wants the spider and its abilities for himself. Left for dead, Constance is rescued by the jungle's legendary spider-people, who spirit her back to their spider cave, put her in a pool and compel their pet spiders to bite her—none of which protects her from death but does allow her unborn baby to live. This is as absurd as it reads, and director S.J. Clarkson stages it with all the grace of a runaway train, her snap zooms, whiplash cinematography, canted angles, and overly theatrical lighting turning this prologue embarrassingly comical.
Madame Web (Feb. 14, in theaters) begins in the Peruvian Amazon circa 1973, with Constance (Kerry Bishé) searching for a rare spider that possesses potentially magical healing powers (thanks to its peptides!). Upon finding what she's looking for, Constance is promptly betrayed by her bodyguard Ezekiel Sims (Tahar Rahim), who wants the spider and its abilities for himself. Left for dead, Constance is rescued by the jungle's legendary spider-people, who spirit her back to their spider cave, put her in a pool and compel their pet spiders to bite her—none of which protects her from death but does allow her unborn baby to live. This is as absurd as it reads, and director S.J. Clarkson stages it with all the grace of a runaway train, her snap zooms, whiplash cinematography, canted angles, and overly theatrical lighting turning this prologue embarrassingly comical.
As I understand it, Morbius was not actually a fun disaster, it was just a boring piece of shit and people memed that it was actually funny bad.
This sounds like it might actually be funny bad
This sounds like it might actually be funny bad
By inky Go To PostRelease the Clarkson cut!
They're saying it's 2 hours longer and R-Rated!
By RAThasReturned Go To PostMJ filmi can't think of a movie i want to see less than an MJ film starring MJ's nephew.
By Laboured Go To PostI wish Pedro and Vanessa, and the rest of the cast the best.
Hope they're not wasted but good cast anyway
And I really need to see a version of Dr Doom done right lol
And I really need to see a version of Dr Doom done right lol
By inky Go To PostMaybe you're long lost twinsTriplets if you count Kayleigh McEnany.