By JTS Go To Post
Father Nolan pls
Bacon fixed it. All is well again.
Now pls all look at the picture that caused me so much grief.
By Woodenlung Go To PostWhy the fuck are you taking camera photos of your computer.
Because I'm old and was too drunk to care. I had Man City in the CL semi finals to take care of. Pls forgive me wooden.
By Hitch Go To PostI could do a pixel count of noal's TV ¬¬
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By noal Go To PostBecause I'm old and was too drunk to care. I had Man City in the CL semi finals to take care of. Pls forgive me wooden.
And they call Tomb Raider unrealistic
Inter looking really solid next season if they keep Icardi get rid of trash and sign that Ebola guy or whats hisname
By Jabo Go To PostInter looking really solid next season if they keep Icardi get rid of trash and sign that Ebola guy or whats hisnameIs Kovacic trash? :(
By Hitch Go To PostAnd they call Tomb Raider unrealistic
To be fair they have been shit for years in the game. Do them easy in the league all the time but I think the game makes the CL harder because I only won about 8-6 on agg.
Arsenal are second and Liverpool are third...
By Hitch Go To PostIs Kovacic trash? :(
No he's really good hope you guys snatch him.
"Raul believes Schoffield ate his wife and now looks like a larger version of a northern TV presenter from Bolton."
looooooolll
What kind of mods are you installing Noal? 🌝
looooooolll
What kind of mods are you installing Noal? 🌝
By Hitch Go To PostSorted
Better start masturbating cuz he's gonna be your eden hazard. HYPE!
By JTS Go To Post"Raul believes Schoffield ate his wife and now looks like a larger version of a northern TV presenter from Bolton."
looooooolll
What kind of mods are you installing Noal? 🌝
Nothing that I remember! A couple of face packs and a few skins although that was years ago.
I've never seen anything like that before.
By Hitch Go To PostIs Kovacic trash? :(Desperately needs that Brendan touch to fully blossom, like Coutz did.
By Hitch Go To PostSorted
This really looks like Randy
By Yurt Go To Postdid you just take a taste post by elsk seriously? :pwhat's wrong with my post? As I pointed out is just my taste and I understand other people (like yourself) could be into that aspect of the show. I'm not, and I'm hoping they find a balance like in previous seasons
By Mangoverboard Go To PostHope to fuck we don't spend 50 million on Sterling. I'll riot. Or send a strongly worded email.
Think it'll end up around 45m. May even have a fee agreed and we want to get in a replacement before publicizing it.
Yurt you're posting too much in the anime thread recently, to talk about taste. Please go jerk off to k-on.
By Woodenlung Go To PostYurt you're posting too much in the anime thread recently, to talk about taste. Please go jerk off to k-on.:lol
I think I injured some muscle in my thigh before. Almost slipped in the bathroom, but just barely saved myself from falling. But as a result, my leg Sturridged out.
My career as a footballer is over.
My career as a footballer is over.
I know the news about a potential buyer buying Parma was too good to be true. The fat fuck has accumulated so much debt, and now a bunch of debts we owe to other clubs (Wolfsburg, Manchester Shitty etc.) are all appearing. How is the fucker NOT in jail yet? He never payed anyone money for his deals, the club got handed over to a criminal back in January and now more debt is appearing while he is still free doing whatever he wants. Cops will put all their resources on finding some ass stabbers in Rome, but not arrest some fat fuck who put a club in millions of debt. Fucking Italy.
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Manchester City will make a third bid for Liverpool's 20-year-old England forward Raheem Sterling. Their last offer of £40m was rejected but the Premier League runners-up look like returning with a bid close to the Anfield club's £50m asking price. (Sunday Express)
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Pretty sure that is actually to keep Suarez away.
Pretty sure that is actually to keep Suarez away.
By Elchele Go To Postwhat's wrong with my post? As I pointed out is just my taste and I understand other people (like yourself) could be into that aspect of the show. I'm not, and I'm hoping they find a balance like in previous seasonsthere's absolutely nothing wrong with your post per se, just like there's nothing wrong with my TLoU posts.
By Woodenlung Go To PostYurt you're posting too much in the anime thread recently, to talk about taste. Please go jerk off to k-on.that was my 2nd or third post.
I don't watch anime, I just watched the final fight of Jojo on youtube, and it ruined my childhood.
do I even wanna know who k-on is :o
No Berardi this year will be fine so long as we keep our iron claws in him.
It also means that Allegri is definitely sticking to 4-3-1-2 if he's looking for a proper trequartista (although we need a terzino more than anything, really).
With Pirlo sticking around until Feb:
------------------Buffon
Lichtsteiner, Barzagli, Chiellini, Evra
------Vidal, Marchisio, Pogba
--------------Oscar/Jovetic
------------Morata, Mandzukic
-------------------Neto
Caceres, Boncuci, Rugani, Asamoah
--------Khedira, Pirlo, Sturaro
-----------------Pereyra
-------------Coman, Zaza
I'd say that's an upgrade overall
It also means that Allegri is definitely sticking to 4-3-1-2 if he's looking for a proper trequartista (although we need a terzino more than anything, really).
With Pirlo sticking around until Feb:
------------------Buffon
Lichtsteiner, Barzagli, Chiellini, Evra
------Vidal, Marchisio, Pogba
--------------Oscar/Jovetic
------------Morata, Mandzukic
-------------------Neto
Caceres, Boncuci, Rugani, Asamoah
--------Khedira, Pirlo, Sturaro
-----------------Pereyra
-------------Coman, Zaza
I'd say that's an upgrade overall
By Yurt Go To Postthat was my 2nd or third post.
I don't watch anime, I just watched the final fight of Jojo on youtube, and it ruined my childhood.
do I even wanna who k-on is :o
TLOU 10/10
GOTY
Selling Llorente and picking up Oscar or Jovetic would be a good investment.
I'd just loan out Ogbonna to Sassuolo (if we can) rather than sell him in case we need to bring him back in January.
I'd just loan out Ogbonna to Sassuolo (if we can) rather than sell him in case we need to bring him back in January.
Worryingly quiet at Sunderland. When not even the Sunday rags are making up transfer shit... nobody knows anything. Apart from Byram, Jenkinson and Coates. But the latter two are the only solid links and are weeks old now :|
By Yurt Go To Postthat was my 2nd or third post.
I don't watch anime, I just watched the final fight of Jojo on youtube, and it ruined my childhood.
do I even wanna know who k-on is :o
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jenkinson would be a good signing. Surprised West Ham haven't bought him tbh. Had a really solid season.
Kovacic is good from what I've seen but isn't really an area where Liverpool need strengthening considering Couts and Lallana play there. Need to start offloading people as well, so much deadwood.
Kovacic is good from what I've seen but isn't really an area where Liverpool need strengthening considering Couts and Lallana play there. Need to start offloading people as well, so much deadwood.
What kind of player is Bacca? Is he a target man like Llorente and Benteke? Not sure why we want a big man when we were most successful at just doing all-out attack with quick players. Still reckon we'll sign Benteke for £32.5m, 'cos FSG don't know what they're doing.
Need shot off Balotelli, Borini, Lambert, Alberto ASAP.
Need shot off Balotelli, Borini, Lambert, Alberto ASAP.
Nathan please watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0
Maybe let Lloyd watch it as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0
Maybe let Lloyd watch it as well.
By Yenom Snake Go To PostWhat kind of player is Bacca? Is he a target man like Llorente and Benteke? Not sure why we want a big man when we were most successful at just doing all-out attack with quick players. Still reckon we'll sign Benteke for £32.5m, 'cos FSG don't know what they're doing.
Need shot off Balotelli, Borini, Lambert, Alberto ASAP.
Good mix of both tbh. Looks are a litle deceiving with him.
By Woodenlung Go To PostNathan please watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0
Maybe let Lloyd watch it as well.
Dikachu
help
By nate Go To PostJenkinson would be a good signing. Surprised West Ham haven't bought him tbh. Had a really solid season.It'll need strengthening when Sterling goes though. Enrique and the 3 strikers need to leave. Balotelli will probably cling on like an idiot, for the money or the misguided hope that he can succeed here, I'm not sure. We'll probably need to transfer list Enrique, just to remind people that he exists.
Kovacic is good from what I've seen but isn't really an area where Liverpool need strengthening considering Couts and Lallana play there. Need to start offloading people as well, so much deadwood.
Coates and Borini at least seem to be actively looking to leave so should be simple enough , no idea what our plans are for Wisdom, Ilori and Origi
Wouldn't be surprised if we keep Lambert around if he wants to stay, which would be a poor move for both of us imo.
Watched the second episode of Hannibal s3. Was much better. Exciting.
he's going to play as RB.
By Blazinho Go To PostJoshua Kimmich says he came to Bayern to challenge Bastian Schweinsteiger and fight for his place.lol
he's going to play as RB.
Bacca is going to flop as hard as Cuadrado, if not even harder. and he will be almost 29 by the time the season starts. Baka.
@hitch: Wisdom signed a new contract, so he's staying at least. Would be good in a back 3, and already has Europa experience.
By Yenom Snake Go To PostWhat kind of player is Bacca? Is he a target man like Llorente and Benteke? Not sure why we want a big man when we were most successful at just doing all-out attack with quick players. Still reckon we'll sign Benteke for £32.5m, 'cos FSG don't know what they're doing.From what I've seen he's got the physique to not get muscled off the ball but he's not a target man. Not got blistering pace, but plays on the shoulder and times his runs well to make up for it.
Need shot off Balotelli, Borini, Lambert, Alberto ASAP.
By Elchele Go To PostWatched the second episode of Hannibal s3. Was much better. Exciting.lulz
lol
he's going to play as RB.
funny cause its true
By Woodenlung Go To PostBacca is going to flop as hard as Cuadrado, if not even harder. and he will be almost 29 by the time the season starts.
Don't think Bacca will be a flop. He has the right qualities for the Premier League.
Origi is going to be a flop. Would Liverpool still have bought him this summer? That money would be spent differently I reckon.