By klopp4batong Go To PostBtw we need a /giphy plugin for this site.I think you meant gypsy m8
Clint Dempsey got a red card last night for walking up to the official as he was carding one of his teammates, taking the officials notebook out of his pocket and ripping it to pieces......
Amazing.
Amazing.
Sunderland Ladies signed that Irish lass who scored that worldie which got nominated for the Puskas award. Bit of a wad an'all.
This Jenkinson loan is getting hilarious. That fat cunt "Moose" from TalkSport said on Twitter that he'd "turned us down" and wanted to sign for West Ham... then he went on the radio AFTERWARDS and said that Jenkinson had told him "he didn't know what was happening" and wouldn't until the u21s were done.
And apparently we've bid £8m for Byram. Fuck that. Canny prospect but not at £8m!
This Jenkinson loan is getting hilarious. That fat cunt "Moose" from TalkSport said on Twitter that he'd "turned us down" and wanted to sign for West Ham... then he went on the radio AFTERWARDS and said that Jenkinson had told him "he didn't know what was happening" and wouldn't until the u21s were done.
And apparently we've bid £8m for Byram. Fuck that. Canny prospect but not at £8m!
By Pele.gif Go To PostWe already have a gypsy pluginGet that free housing playboy, come to our country.
Its called rui.
No taxes.
Multiple subsidies.
Free houses.
No need to stay in line, simply yell.
Donkey on an elevator multipass.
By rvy Go To PostGet that free housing playboy, come to our country.
No taxes.
Multiple subsidies.
Free houses.
No need to stay in line, simply yell.
Donkey on an elevator multipass.
I might be living in Cebu, but I got some standards and your shit hole is below that.
Maybe if I can move in with one of you Portugal cunts moms.
By rvy Go To PostGet that free housing playboy, come to our country.
No taxes.
Multiple subsidies.
Free houses.
No need to stay in line, simply yell.
Donkey on an elevator multipass.
By Woodenlung Go To PostI might be living in Cebu, but I got some standards and your shit hole is below that.Are you ready for that salty Portuguese middle aged poontang?
Maybe if I can move in with one of you Portugal cunts moms.
I'll hook you up with some mature BBW m8. Actually Lambda will probably hook you up better seeing as he lives in that fishing shithole that is Setúbal.
oh my life the proper football highlights show on Channel 5 sounds terrrrrrrrrrible
fucking christ
9pm is lovely though. Ain't gotta stay up till midnight or sit through the dreary MOTD.
Players and managers will be encouraged to join us in the studio each week, or take part in the conversation via Skype and Facetime
A vibrant studio audience of genuine fans will also give their opinions
fucking christ
9pm is lovely though. Ain't gotta stay up till midnight or sit through the dreary MOTD.
By rvy Go To PostAre you ready for that salty Portuguese middle aged poontang?hey now, it's been a good week or so since i saw a pregnant 13 year old and her 20 something boyfriend
I'll hook you up with some mature BBW m8. Actually Lambda will probably hook you up better seeing as he lives in that fishing shithole that is Setúbal.
and it's been ages since the last car burning riot at Bela Vista
By L1NETT Go To Postoh my life the proper football highlights show on Channel 5 sounds terrrrrrrrrrible
fucking christ
9pm is lovely though. Ain't gotta stay up till midnight or sit through the dreary MOTD.
thank shizzle we didn't get relegated. imagine the ignominy of seeing some english no hope of a gaffer talking about our defeat to fucking bristol city on facetime to channel 5 on a saturday night
rip
By Atlas Go To PostCan I be added to the Manchester United supporters list in the OP?
I think we have already reached our maximum for Manchester United. You can apply again after the summer.
Yea we're all full on Manchester United fans sorry m7. Come back after another couple of years without trophies, we'll have loads of room.
By Atlas Go To PostCan I be added to the Manchester United supporters list in the OP?Welcome m8.
What do you think of the Philosophy?
By Atlas Go To PostCan I go on loan to Everton or Southampton? I'll even accept a place at Sunderland or Newcastle.
Hixx would be happy to take you on at Sunderland I think. Then you can fight the toons together.
By Atlas Go To PostCan I go on loan to Everton or Southampton? I'll even accept a place at Sunderland or Newcastle.
no one likes Sunderland
not even Sunderlanders
By confuziz Go To PostI'm gonna take the job in Almere, Linius. Now I only need to find a place to live :lol
You planning on moving here? Poort is cheap, you can buy a plot and build your own house.
By Linius Go To Post
You planning on moving here? Poort is cheap, you can buy a plot and build your own house.
Dude I don't have any money. Gonna rent something for €600-700
By confuziz Go To PostDude I don't have any money. Gonna rent something for €600-700
Oh cool, then you can live in my block. The rent in this street is about 650, free sector. Then I can come by and borrow a cup of sugar. Like neighbours do.
By Linius Go To PostOh cool, then you can live in my block. The rent in this street is about 650, free sector. Then I can come by and borrow a cup of sugar. Like neighbours do.
I found some houses in Almere stad (Rentmeesterstraat, Bankierbaan etc). Is it any good?
By confuziz Go To PostI found some houses in Almere stad (Rentmeesterstraat, Bankierbaan etc). Is it any good?
I hope you have Van Gilse, I won't be coming over for that cheap shit
By Lambda Go To Posthey now, it's been a good week or so since i saw a pregnant 13 year old and her 20 something boyfriendJesus fuck. Portuguese projects are the worst.
and it's been ages since the last car burning riot at Bela Vista
By Linius Go To PostI hope you have Van Gilse, I won't be coming over for that cheap shit
What does that even mean
By confuziz Go To PostWhat does that even mean
I live on that street. Literally. So think long and hard about the steps you're about to take :P
By Linius Go To PostI live on that street. Literally. So think long and hard about the steps you're about to take :P
looooooooool, amazing. I gotta pull this off
By Linius Go To Post
This is my view, with Google Maps you can probably figure out where that is about.
Looks great.
Did you have to deal with the 'inkomenseis'? I have enough in savings but I don't earn that much money (yet), so I could pay some months in advance.
By confuziz Go To PostLooks great.
Did you have to deal with the 'inkomenseis'? I have enough in savings but I don't earn that much money (yet), so I could pay some months in advance.
Nah, I live in a building with 8 student apartments. So different rules apply for me. And obviously I have to go to college here in town to be able to live here. Which is a five minute walk :D
I've also looked at the Bankierbaan (my building is on a different street technically) but there I got stuck on the income demands since I make shit all as a student. In the end I'm glad so because this student apartment is perfectly fine for me on my own.
By Linius Go To PostNah, I live in a building with 8 student apartments. So different rules apply for me. And obviously I have to go to college here in town to be able to live here. Which is a five minute walk :D
I've also looked at the Bankierbaan (my building is on a different street technically) but there I got stuck on the income demands since I make shit all as a student. In the end I'm glad so because this student apartment is perfectly fine for me on my own.
Right, makes sense. I will ask that company then (Vesteda).
Pele, imagine the bantz m8
I work at the local post office, I can burn his PSV fan club magazine before it arrives
What a time
I work at the local post office, I can burn his PSV fan club magazine before it arrives
What a time
Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere has been fined £40,000 and severely warned as to his future conduct after admitting to a charge of misconduct.
Wilshere was found guilty of making and/or inciting certain comments during the club’s open bus trophy tour after their FA Cup Final victory, with his conduct deemed to be improper and bringing the game into disrepute.
http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2015/jun/jack-wilshere-admits-charge-of-misconduct-170615
#ModernFootball
I will make a kickstart to pay his fine so #JackTheLad doesn't go bankrupt.
By Linius Go To PostPele, imagine the bantz m8
I work at the local post office, I can burn his PSV fan club magazine before it arrives
What a time
Sensational.
Better it, you can use it as toilet paper m8.
Uniyed need a starting GK, RB, CM and CF this summer. Lot of work to do this summer and no indication of anyone coming in except maybe Schneiderlin. Ed needs to get his finger out.
Are we all going to be pairing up? I am hoping we have some choice for our partner because I really don't want Hixx.
By Linius Go To Post
What a man
girl in yellow is thumbing her own bum
Liverpool's first 7 away games:
Stoke
Arsenal
Man United
Everton
Tottenham
Chelsea
Man City
https://vine.co/v/eeLDaFwrDDz