Football Thread 2023 | June | Transfer Muppetry season is upon us once again!

By Cleff Go To PostRomano reporting the same thing.

Really think we should park the striker signing for the moment and focus on signing a goalkeeper next

Laboured's super-infallible transfer strategy:

1) Sign Mount by next week, for no more than £60m including add-ons.
2) Once DDG is confirmed gone after 30 June, sort Onana transfer. Assume it'll be around £40m.
3) Make as many necessary sales to bolster budget for the striker. May take a while and likely the striker signing will come in late, but at least we can ensure the funds for a striker of requisite quality be it Hojlund, Kolo Muani or Kane (I don't think Osimhen could ever be within our budget this summer).
4) Get the club sold and also murder the Glazers.

By Laboured Go To PostLaboured's super-infallible transfer strategy:

1) Sign Mount by next week, for no more than £60m including add-ons.
2) Once DDG is confirmed gone after 30 June, sort Onana transfer. Assume it'll be around £40m.
3) Make as many necessary sales to bolster budget for the striker. May take a while and likely the striker signing will come in late, but at least we can ensure the funds for a striker of requisite quality be it Hojlund, Kolo Muani or Kane (I don't think Osimhen could ever be within our budget this summer).
4) Get the club sold and also murder the Glazers.

5) Bring back Wout Weghorst.