Football Thread 2023 | June | Transfer Muppetry season is upon us once again!

By bone Go To PostI'm already used to paying that kind of money for decent seats at HEAT games, concerts, or buying a bottle at a club.

I've been out of the strip club business for the last year and a half since I broke both my left limbs and I wasn't in the business the previous 13 years I lived here and still had a blast. It's not just nightlife. It's getting to walk around boxers and a t-shirt at home in December while the rest of the country is freezing. It's the ridiculous amount of hot women. Food from all over the world made from people from those countries. Being able to get just about anything at any time of the day. The amount of water activities and beaches available. So many other things I'm sure I'm forgetting.

By bone Go To PostI'm already used to paying that kind of money for decent seats at HEAT games, concerts, or buying a bottle at a club.

I've been out of the strip club business for the last year and a half since I broke both my left limbs and I wasn't in the business the previous 13 years I lived here and still had a blast. It's not just nightlife. It's getting to walk around boxers and a t-shirt at home in December while the rest of the country is freezing. It's the ridiculous amount of hot women. Food from all over the world made from people from those countries. Being able to get just about anything at any time of the day. The amount of water activities and beaches available. So many other things I'm sure I'm forgetting.

By Pedja Go To PostHow'd you break your left limbs, car crash?

By bone Go To PostMountain biking accident. Fell off the side of a hill, ankle got caught in bike and broke my ankle and fibula. Broke my elbow by protecting my face from impact from jagged rocks at bottom of hill.

By bone Go To PostMountain biking accident. Fell off the side of a hill, ankle got caught in bike and broke my ankle and fibula. Broke my elbow by protecting my face from impact from jagged rocks at bottom of hill.

By bone Go To PostI'm already used to paying that kind of money for decent seats at HEAT games, concerts, or buying a bottle at a club.

I've been out of the strip club business for the last year and a half since I broke both my left limbs and I wasn't in the business the previous 13 years I lived here and still had a blast. It's not just nightlife. It's getting to walk around boxers and a t-shirt at home in December while the rest of the country is freezing. It's the ridiculous amount of hot women of all shapes and colors. Food from all over the world made by people from those countries. Being able to get just about anything at any time of the day. The amount of water activities and beaches available. Wildlife and vegetation everywhere. So many other things I'm sure I'm forgetting.

By Dr3upMushroom Go To PostThat’s wild man, we have different definitions of disposable income lol.

Miami does seem like a wild place to be, truly unique among American cities.

By bone Go To PostMountain biking accident. Fell off the side of a hill, ankle got caught in bike and broke my ankle and fibula. Broke my elbow by protecting my face from impact of jagged rocks at bottom of hill.

By bone Go To PostI'm already used to paying that kind of money for decent seats at HEAT games, concerts, or buying a bottle at a club.

I've been out of the strip club business for the last year and a half since I broke both my left limbs and I wasn't in the business the previous 13 years I lived here and still had a blast. It's not just nightlife. It's getting to walk around boxers and a t-shirt at home in December while the rest of the country is freezing. It's the ridiculous amount of hot women of all shapes and colors. Food from all over the world made by people from those countries. Being able to get just about anything at any time of the day. The amount of water activities and beaches available. Wildlife and vegetation everywhere. So many other things I'm sure I'm forgetting.

By bone Go To PostMountain biking accident. Fell off the side of a hill, ankle got caught in bike and broke my ankle and fibula. Broke my elbow by protecting my face from impact of jagged rocks at bottom of hill.

By bone Go To PostWell it helps that I don't have any kids

Btw congrats on your fourth child!