how about this...
mourinho manages them in the even weekends, and conte in the uneven weekends.
they flip a coin for the mid-week games.
lampard as the full-time assistent.
mourinho manages them in the even weekends, and conte in the uneven weekends.
they flip a coin for the mid-week games.
lampard as the full-time assistent.
By Kidjr Go To PostNerves kicking in for Sunday already
What’s happening Sunday?
Good luck man.
Hopefully you get to catch the Arsenal win.
By bud Go To Posthow about this…Todd, hire this man.
mourinho manages them in the even weekends, and conte in the uneven weekends.
they flip a coin for the mid-week games.
lampard as the full-time assistent.
By bud Go To Posthow about this…Offensive team coordinator, de-fensive team coordinator, special teams coordinator.
mourinho manages them in the even weekends, and conte in the uneven weekends.
they flip a coin for the mid-week games.
lampard as the full-time assistent.
By Diego! Go To PostThis is what I needed
By Hentai Samurai Go To Postmorning scumTwo more days to wait for the shaming by Brighton.
have tottingham lost yet?
By JesalR Go To PostMorning Scum, on the rum this weekend?I’ll be and good lad. No point letting these soft bunch of putas ruin the weekend for you, m8.
I've got a few fancy whiskeys in and a passover seder so I can ignore to Tottingam
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/apr/06/best-premier-league-season-or-most-random
What exactly is going on? Did Roy Hodgson returning to Crystal Palace begin a chain of events whereby all football will slowly but surely go back in time. Premier League: the Benjamin Button years. Frank Lampard is heading back to Chelsea, Leicester are considering Martin O’Neill. What next? Gerry Francis at Spurs? Roy Evans to push Liverpool back up the table? Will Harry Redknapp and Frank Lampard Sr be in the away dugout at Craven Cottage on Saturday for West Ham’s trip to Fulham?
But who knows any more? Get in your DeLorean back to August and see how people react when you tell them Liverpool are eighth, Manchester United are really missing Casemiro, Sean Longstaff is leading Newcastle’s Champions League charge, and everyone will finally discover Brighton’s Bruno has a surname.
What was that Nathan Jones bit? Scott Parker was sacked by Club Brugge – excuse me? Unai Emery’s Villa are pushing for Europe. What? Remember that completely silent Match of the Day?
Mikel Arteta is making a lot of us look silly. It was extraordinary a team of that size appointed a manager who had been in charge of one game of football. Is it the DNA or is he just an excellent coach? He’s built a scintillating team who attack with purpose and pace and joy.
Meanwhile, Haaland is always the story at City, even when he’s in an oversized (normal sized for him) hoodie in an executive box. It seems wild Pep Guardiola could end up trophyless this season, but that doesn’t mean failure, such a binary approach to the game makes it simple to analyse, but is clearly ridiculous. They could get more than 90 points and be pipped by Bayern Munich or Real Madrid in the Champions League.
Below that Eddie Howe is getting players to play above themselves. Whoever’s in charge of Spurs is getting players to play below themselves and yet somehow they’re still in contention. Between them, Manchester United are good and then bad and then good again. And Brighton could do it. Roberto De Zerbi has discovered the Irish Alan Shearer and turned Solly March into David Silva.
https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/supercomputer-predicts-final-premier-league-standings-and-theres-nothing-between-arsenal-and-manchester-city
Supercomputer predicts final Premier League standings - and there's nothing between Arsenal and Manchester City
Supercomputer predicts final Premier League standings - and there's nothing between Arsenal and Manchester City
1. Arsenal (88 pts)Yep.
2. Manchester City (87 pts)
3. Newcastle United (70 pts)
4. Manchester United (70 pts)
5. Brighton and Hove Albion (64 pts)
6. Tottenham Hotspur (63 pts)
7. Liverpool (62 pts)
8. Aston Villa (56 pts)
9. Brentford (55 pts)
10. Chelsea (52 pts)
11. Fulham (50 pts)
12. Crystal Palace (43 pts)
13. Leeds United (40 pts)
14. West Ham United (39 pts)
15. Wolves (38 pts)
16. Leicester City (36 pts)
17. Everton (36 pts)
18. AFC Bournemouth (36 pts)
19. Nottingham Forest (34 pts)
20. Southampton (32 pts)
Remember when Odd said Rashy doesn’t move the needle
Most winning goals in PL 2022-23
Marcus Rashford 10
Erling Haaland 9
Harry Kane 9
Ivan Toney 6
Kai Havertz 5
Gabriel Martinelli 5
Most winning goals in PL 2022-23
Marcus Rashford 10
Erling Haaland 9
Harry Kane 9
Ivan Toney 6
Kai Havertz 5
Gabriel Martinelli 5
Rashford was playing shit for quite a while. Fortunately for United fans he has stopped worrying about hungry kids and started focusing on his football again and he has really stepped it up.
Unfortunate for those hungry kids though as the free meals during the holiday scheme that he campaigned for has now ended :(
Unfortunate for those hungry kids though as the free meals during the holiday scheme that he campaigned for has now ended :(
By n8 dogg Go To PostIf children dying of starvation means we win the FA Cup, it has been worth it imhoIt's what the Qataris would want
By Laboured Go To PostLock up yer daughters, Rum Scum is in town.
Fwiw I think Frank did a decent job at Chels and Everton are such a shitshow it’s hard to judge anyone too accurately. Fine temporary signing. As I say, he should stay on as a coach and learn the ropes from someone more experienced.
Lampard returning isn't a stupid move from Chelsea's point of view.
But it looks really dumb for Lampard. He's got all these ambitions and still decides to just drop any chance of a quick return so he can lead Chelsea to 12th for a few months
But it looks really dumb for Lampard. He's got all these ambitions and still decides to just drop any chance of a quick return so he can lead Chelsea to 12th for a few months
Frank haha.
I didn’t think he deserved to be fired the first time around. But he was bang average at Everton.
I didn’t think he deserved to be fired the first time around. But he was bang average at Everton.
By sohois Go To PostLampard returning isn't a stupid move from Chelsea's point of view.
But it looks really dumb for Lampard. He's got all these ambitions and still decides to just drop any chance of a quick return so he can lead Chelsea to 12th for a few months
He's dreaming of pulling a Di Matteo isn't he?
Can't blame the guy for taking yet another shortcut, he probably thought he would have never got a shot at managing Chelsea again and now this happens.
By n8 dogg Go To PostRemember when Odd said Rashy doesn’t move the needleKai Havertz moves the need, yes
Most winning goals in PL 2022-23
Marcus Rashford 10
Erling Haaland 9
Harry Kane 9
Ivan Toney 6
Kai Havertz 5
Gabriel Martinelli 5
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostFrank haha.
I didn’t think he deserved to be fired the first time around. But he was bang average at Everton.
Anyone would have been. He absolutely couldn’t coach a defence well enough to survive like Dyche can, but that squad is utter dogshit.
By n8 dogg Go To PostAnyone would have been. He absolutely couldn’t coach a defence well enough to survive like Dyche can, but that squad is utter dogshit.He made 8 signings in the summer, so it's not like he wasn't given the chance to overhaul that squad
By sohois Go To PostHe made 8 signings in the summer, so it's not like he wasn't given the chance to overhaul that squad
Were many of them Lampard signings? Onana’s decent, but whoever’s idea it was (maybe it was Frank) to replace Richarlison with Maupay needs shooting
By sohois Go To PostHe made 8 signings in the summer, so it's not like he wasn't given the chance to overhaul that squad
Everton got the worst sporting direction (if you can call it that) in the league besides West Ham. Bud would genuinely be a better Head Scout than whatever either club has now
By n8 dogg Go To PostSpeaking of Dyche 💀Love Dyche.
I’m not even mad if he puts it on us on Saturday.
By n8 dogg Go To PostWere many of them Lampard signings? Onana’s decent, but whoever’s idea it was (maybe it was Frank) to replace Richarlison with Maupay needs shooting
By Esch Go To PostEverton got the worst sporting direction (if you can call it that) in the league besides West Ham. Bud would genuinely be a better Head Scout than whatever either club has nowBlaming the DoF only goes so far these days, I don't think any club is acting like early EPL attempts where they'd just sign whoever they wanted and the manager could get fucked. Lampard would absolutely have had veto rights on any of the signings and input into the type of player and positions he needed.
By Scum Go To Posthttps://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/supercomputer-predicts-final-premier-league-standings-and-theres-nothing-between-arsenal-and-manchester-cityi don't think my heart can take it
Supercomputer predicts final Premier League standings - and there's nothing between Arsenal and Manchester City
Yep.
By Vini.lad Go To PostCity will finish the campaign with at least 90 points imoHow many do you think we will finish with?
By sohois Go To PostBlaming the DoF only goes so far these days, I don't think any club is acting like early EPL attempts where they'd just sign whoever they wanted and the manager could get fucked. Lampard would absolutely have had veto rights on any of the signings and input into the type of player and positions he needed.Just saying we've seen a few managers leave that club at this point and we haven't seen any sort of coherence. Scouting, academy, manager/player fit are all TRASH. Only thing keeping in the prem is spending money.
By Freewheelin Go To PostHow many do you think we will finish with?91 points.
By Freewheelin Go To PostHow many do you think we will finish with?90
9 games to go, a 2 point per round on those 9 games would be pretty good with the quality of the opponents we have