"When you compete with the past, you are always going to lose, because memories are nicer than reality..."
how many in here can lick their own feet if they wanted to?
surely everyone who havent had their feet amputated right?
surely everyone who havent had their feet amputated right?
By WoodenLung Go To Posthow many in here can lick their own feet if they wanted to?
surely everyone who havent had their feet amputated right?
Well you know two that can’t
By WoodenLung Go To Posthow many in here can lick their own feet if they wanted to?Ofc
surely everyone who havent had their feet amputated right?
hopefully with the delightful pictorial evidence will provided of how he cannot do it
and then the horrible pictorial evidence that wooden can do it
and then the horrible pictorial evidence that wooden can do it
By WoodenLung Go To Posthow many in here can lick their own feet if they wanted to?I thought you meant put foot behind my neck/head. Isn't everyone able to reach their foot/toe with their tongue?
surely everyone who havent had their feet amputated right?
By WoodenLung Go To Posthow many in here can lick their own feet if they wanted to?
surely everyone who havent had their feet amputated right?
I can. I used to be able to suck a few inches my own dick even.
By Oddinho Go To PostI can. I used to be able to suck a few inches my own dick even.How many? And what percentage would that cover?
Not enough to live the dream, sadly. After I learned I could do it, I was so afraid it made me gay that I decided I'd never do it again, until later I tried to see if it was still possible, but that time had passed. I'll never know true bliss.
By FootbalIFan Go To Post@batong yogaWell there's no Asana for that and I wouldn't recommend it.
By Oddinho Go To PostNot enough to live the dream, sadly. After I learned I could do it, I was so afraid it made me gay that I decided I'd never do it again, until later I tried to see if it was still possible, but that time had passed. I'll never know true bliss.Who was the weird one that didn't suck their own dick?
By KidA Seven Go To PostWho was the weird one that didn't suck their own dick?I might be remarkably inflexible, but I don’t think everyone could suck their own dicks.
Wooden could though
Think the evidence here is clear. Even being able to get part of your ding dong in isn't that weird.
Also rip Vialli
Also rip Vialli
:( RIP - will always be a hero of mine as he won so many trophies as player and manager at Chelsea when I was a kid and first started going to games regularly.
RIP
Hasselbaink is who I remember most.
By NiceGuy Go To PostVialli is pretty much the face of pre-Abramovic Chelsea for me, alongside Zola :(
Hasselbaink is who I remember most.
He was one of the players that stood out to me as a young lad getting into football (and Chelsea, before I fell out of football for a few years, lol) – him and Zola for sure. RIP
By Scum Go To Post:( Rest in peace
Heartbroken.
Loved Vialli growing up.
Juve legend.
Vialli-Mancini is one of the greatest pairings in Italian football.
And I don’t think Chelsea would be where they are now if it wasn’t for Vialli. He took them up a level.
Loved Vialli growing up.
Juve legend.
Vialli-Mancini is one of the greatest pairings in Italian football.
And I don’t think Chelsea would be where they are now if it wasn’t for Vialli. He took them up a level.
By Xpike Go To Postits disgusting having to support chelsea but desperate times call for desperate measures
I ain’t gonna root for other teams. It is up to us to win this.
Don’t need other teams doing us favours.
Currently five points up and six points still to win from City.
By Cleff Go To PostJack Butland still being in his 20's has thrown me. Been around for ages.He made his England debut as a teenager. There hasn't been any teenagers even close to playing in goal for England since.
By Plasma Go To PostOf course they have,
Boehly is just like a dog chasing cars.
By Laboured Go To Postlol we're straight swapping him for CR7.Todd has made a bid for Abu.
By Laboured Go To Postlol we're straight swapping him for CR7.
The Ighalo play has to work this time
Ighalo was a fine loan deal. He filled a hole in the squad when Martial and Rashford wefe struggling with injuries and played enough game to justify the deal.
What didn't make sense was then extending the loan deal by a season, but also signing Cavani that summer. Limited his opportunities
What didn't make sense was then extending the loan deal by a season, but also signing Cavani that summer. Limited his opportunities
Ighalo will go down as a cult fave.
He made that move happen, you could tell he was a childhood fan and was living out a once in a lifetime fantasy.
He made that move happen, you could tell he was a childhood fan and was living out a once in a lifetime fantasy.
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-fc-injuries-pulisic-mount-kante-b1051257.html
LMAO celebrity doctors 💀
LMAO celebrity doctors 💀
By Cleff Go To PostIghalo was a fine loan deal. He filled a hole in the squad when Martial and Rashford wefe struggling with injuries and played enough game to justify the deal.
What didn't make sense was then extending the loan deal by a season, but also signing Cavani that summer. Limited his opportunities
He was but you had a few more options up front then and ultimately he didn't score in the league, the top 4 race is a lot more competitive this season it feels like.
Still, you obviously need....someone and there isn't much out there. It's probably a bollocks story anyway
