By FermentedFungi Go To PostArgentina v Brazil is gonna be gud.depends entirely on if it ends in a bloody massacre.
hopefully they try to fuck messi up so argentina doesn't give a fuck about red cards and mauls neymar
I wouldn't be so confident of Argentina getting past Netherlands. The dutch have been solid defensively and Argentina have been either great or bad. So ATM it's a coin toss I'd say
By Punished Go To PostCan see Portugal - Switzerland being a very tight game tomorrow.linic aveiro is gonna start, the safe keepers of blood money will go through ez
hopefully anyway, we have old people waking up at 3am to catch the bus to get in line to go to the doctor
pls understand our priorities
By Newton, The Inventor of Gravity Go To Postlinic aveiro is gonna start, the safe keepers of blood money will go through ezSounds like you need Pexit, it's done wonders for the NHS.
hopefully anyway, we have old people waking up at 3am to catch the bus to get in line to go to the doctor
pls understand our priorities
we won't need pexit once the eu gets sick of us borrowing money for the 300th time to build bridges and highways we don't need
By NiceGuy Go To PostSounds like you need Pexit, it's done wonders for the NHS.Can then do a trade agreement between UK and Portugal which means that eager travellers from Portugal can easily travel to the cultured shores of UK.
I have some more Dwayne stories to share:
- when my mum was arguing with him and he said ‘you don’t have to shout, i’m not deaf’
- when he told a woman whose daughter had died to get a refund after mistakenly thinking her hearing aids were the things that had died and was banned from a deaf forum. he had the username HERECOMESTHEPAIN
- when my mum was filling out his disability living allowance forms she wanted to check he was listening to her so she said I’ve told them you shit yourself frequently and he said ‘MUM, you could have said soiled’
- when he had a twenty minute conversation with an old school friend outside pizza hut, exchanged phone numbers and then when my mum asked who it was he said ‘i don’t know’
- when he accidentally wore my mum’s jeans to college
- when he needed a shit at school but didn’t want to go in the cubicle because he worried the smell would waft over the top so he went in his pants instead
- when my mum was arguing with him and he said ‘you don’t have to shout, i’m not deaf’
- when he told a woman whose daughter had died to get a refund after mistakenly thinking her hearing aids were the things that had died and was banned from a deaf forum. he had the username HERECOMESTHEPAIN
- when my mum was filling out his disability living allowance forms she wanted to check he was listening to her so she said I’ve told them you shit yourself frequently and he said ‘MUM, you could have said soiled’
- when he had a twenty minute conversation with an old school friend outside pizza hut, exchanged phone numbers and then when my mum asked who it was he said ‘i don’t know’
- when he accidentally wore my mum’s jeans to college
- when he needed a shit at school but didn’t want to go in the cubicle because he worried the smell would waft over the top so he went in his pants instead
By Cleff Go To Post💀
Is there an english translation?
He's talking about starting to train and play with Everton's senior players when he was 16.
"It's mad how quick it changed... I grew up watching them, to then go play with them, train with them... and then so quickly, I remember thinking: these are crap"
"It's mad how quick it changed... I grew up watching them, to then go play with them, train with them... and then so quickly, I remember thinking: these are crap"
what about when you shit yourself in fabric warehouse instead of waiting to go to the toilet out of laziness and mum had to kick your turd under the shelves and run out
do you regret that?
do you regret that?
By n8 dogg Go To Postwhat about when you shit yourself in fabric warehouse instead of waiting to go to the toilet out of laziness and mum had to kick your turd under the shelves and run outthat never happened, fake news
do you regret that?
By Fergie Go To PostBrazilian Twitter got something against Gabby J Pele?He's competing with Pedro for the spot. Flamengo has a massive following, Pedro plays for them.
By Hixx Go To PostHe's talking about starting to train and play with Everton's senior players when he was 16.Ty
"It's mad how quick it changed… I grew up watching them, to then go play with them, train with them… and then so quickly, I remember thinking: these are crap"
dean the rock is the football thread.'
but
this isnt that weird.
right
the amount of times ive had to ask other people, who someone talking to me was, cause i dont remember them or they just changed quite a bit in like 10 years.
i learned a great trick though. you ask them 'what is it your name is?' and when they reply, you say, no, not your first name, last name. cause that isnt too weird not knowing.
but
By n8 dogg Go To Postwhen he had a twenty minute conversation with an old school friend outside pizza hut, exchanged phone numbers and then when my mum asked who it was he said ‘i don’t know’
this isnt that weird.
right
the amount of times ive had to ask other people, who someone talking to me was, cause i dont remember them or they just changed quite a bit in like 10 years.
i learned a great trick though. you ask them 'what is it your name is?' and when they reply, you say, no, not your first name, last name. cause that isnt too weird not knowing.
By Cleff Go To Post💀What is being said?
the thing is, i have face blindness so it takes me a while to remember faces if i haven't seen them in years and this guy recognised me
being the polite and kind soul i am (lol) i didnt want to be rude and say no thanks
being the polite and kind soul i am (lol) i didnt want to be rude and say no thanks
By FootbalIFan Go To PostWhat is being said?
By Hixx Go To PostHe's talking about starting to train and play with Everton's senior players when he was 16.
"It's mad how quick it changed… I grew up watching them, to then go play with them, train with them… and then so quickly, I remember thinking: these are crap"
By Freewheelin Go To Postthe thing is, i have face blindness so it takes me a while to remember faces if i haven't seen them in years and this guy recognised me
being the polite and kind soul i am (lol) i didnt want to be rude and say no thanks
God doesn't like you very much huh?
By Hixx Go To PostHe's talking about starting to train and play with Everton's senior players when he was 16.Oh thanks m8
"It's mad how quick it changed… I grew up watching them, to then go play with them, train with them… and then so quickly, I remember thinking: these are crap"
By n8 dogg Go To PostI have some more Dwayne stories to share:God dammit, I’ve learned a lot. So Dean is deaf, unable to control his bowels, and has face blindness. Also missed opportunity with going with “here” instead of “hear”.
- when my mum was arguing with him and he said ‘you don’t have to shout, i’m not deaf’
- when he told a woman whose daughter had died to get a refund after mistakenly thinking her hearing aids were the things that had died and was banned from a deaf forum. he had the username HERECOMESTHEPAIN
- when my mum was filling out his disability living allowance forms she wanted to check he was listening to her so she said I’ve told them you shit yourself frequently and he said ‘MUM, you could have said soiled’
- when he had a twenty minute conversation with an old school friend outside pizza hut, exchanged phone numbers and then when my mum asked who it was he said ‘i don’t know’
- when he accidentally wore my mum’s jeans to college
- when he needed a shit at school but didn’t want to go in the cubicle because he worried the smell would waft over the top so he went in his pants instead
They couldn’t pick a better picture? Richarlison looks like he’s mid-shit
Phil just wanted an extended weekend and threw this article up ahead of time
Phil just wanted an extended weekend and threw this article up ahead of time
By Old King Rob Go To PostThey couldn’t pick a better picture? Richarlison looks like he’s mid-shit
Phil just wanted an extended weekend and threw this article up ahead of time
Tribute to Dean
By WoodenLung Go To PostDean you need revenge and do a list like this on n8Agree, what
Time to stand up for yourself
By DiPro Go To Posttoday i feel patrioticDon't let us down pls
By NiceGuy Go To PostDon't let us down plsas long as Ronaldo is playing i feel like we have a good chance. haven't qualified for a QF since 1954.
Portugal has a bad record against Switzerland, a shit coach, and Ronaldo. This pathetic WC is over for us.
By DiPro Go To Postas long as Ronaldo is playing i feel like we have a good chance. haven't qualified for a QF since 1954.This is the game where he scores 3 and cr7 fans tell you he was saving himself for important games
By Crusher Go To PostPortugal has a bad record against Switzerland, a shit coach, and Ronaldo. This pathetic WC is over for us.yeah but you always won when Rapealdo was playing.
By FootbalIFan Go To PostThis is the game where he scores 3 and cr7 fans tell you he was saving himself for important gamesIt's time to cheer for the SwUIIIIIIIIIIIIIss