I'm beginning to doubt it. Looking at the performances and scoring stats of all Chelsea's attackers under Tuchel and how the goals are spread throughout the tema, I just don't think it's a system that greatly benefits its attacking players.
Todd Moneyboehly just preparing Lamps' return to Chelsea really. Get Gordon, Grey, Iwobi and Pickford in. Might explain why Wooden is so happy about spending 60M on that parody of a player.
And yeah CHO is most certainly a much better player than Gordon and he's played 2 games over the past 3 years, says it all. Hell, Chelsea could be giving 60M to MAGA Messi right now and it would still be a better use of their money. Why get rid of Werner if you're going to waste 60M on Anthony Gordon?
And yeah CHO is most certainly a much better player than Gordon and he's played 2 games over the past 3 years, says it all. Hell, Chelsea could be giving 60M to MAGA Messi right now and it would still be a better use of their money. Why get rid of Werner if you're going to waste 60M on Anthony Gordon?
By Laboured Go To PostIf someone gave me a straight choice between CHO and Gordon I'd pick CHO in less than a heartbeat.CHO lol come on now
Should have bit off Bayern’s hands when they offered £40m or whatever
This might add some context to things - Cope are now reporting that Atletico Madrid have asked some players, such as Lemar, Oblak, Koke, Griezmann and Felix, to cut their salaries.
By Laboured Go To PostThis might add some context to things - Cope are now reporting that Atletico Madrid have asked some players, such as Lemar, Oblak, Koke, Griezmann and Felix, to cut their salaries.Tebas PLEASE, all this belt tightening when we got all this food to eat.
By Laboured Go To PostI'm beginning to doubt it. Looking at the performances and scoring stats of all Chelsea's attackers under Tuchel and how the goals are spread throughout the tema, I just don't think it's a system that greatly benefits its attacking players.
In Tuchel's system, the penalty taker will always be highest scorer in the team. So it would make sense to spend a premium on the biggest diver in the league. #Data #FootballTerrorist
Starting to think Tuchel has negative man management skills too. Thought it was just PSG players being cunts but Tuchel seems to be burning bridges with a lot of players in his squad and hasn't really improved many of them. Even Turbo Timo had some scathing parting words for him.
He got rid of Lukaku and Werner ok but why did he made it so obvious so early that he wanted Ziyech, Pulisic and CHO out too. Yes they are trash but beats having no one on the bench. Nowadays when they come on as subs, you can tell they can't wait to fuck off. Chelsea only managed to get Sterling in. How do you sell five forwards and only buy one?
CHO is mediocre. Chelsea not taking that Bayern offer for him is at least as silly as paying £60m for Gordon. He might still be young but... if he makes it as an elite player I'll be very surprised.
He'll either end up in a farmer league to pad his stats or end up at whoever replaces Everton as the "well, fuck" career path in the PL.
He'll either end up in a farmer league to pad his stats or end up at whoever replaces Everton as the "well, fuck" career path in the PL.
Gordon is a good prospect and I think can get even better but that is an outrageous fee. If you told me Gordon would cost the same as Richarlison (who I think is somewhat overrated honestly) I'd have told you that you were crazy.
By Hixx Go To PostCHO is mediocre. Chelsea not taking that Bayern offer for him is at least as silly as paying £60m for Gordon. He might still be young but… if he makes it as an elite player I'll be very surprised.
He'll either end up in a farmer league to pad his stats or end up at whoever replaces Everton as the "well, fuck" career path in the PL.
He's 21, I think there's enough raw talent there that he could kick start his career at the right club. That isn't Chelsea though, attacking players have been completely stifled under Tuchel. A good loan for him this season could be what he needs
Can't wait for the boi Gordon to prove everyone wrong
Will end up being great for Chelsea, when tuchel is eventually fired
Will end up being great for Chelsea, when tuchel is eventually fired
By Esch Go To PostChelsea gotta win a title spending this kind of money. Don't wanna hear any excuses from the fans
Is this some meme that someone has said about arsenal
By Perfect Blue Go To PostLast I checked our underlying attacking numbers are solid. Players just seem shit at finishing.
One of the reasons for this, could be that tuchel is too shit to make an actual forward work at Chelsea (even ones he spends 100m on) , and instead wants Havertz up front
By Laboured Go To Post
Half our first choice 11 is under 23 so this is definitely the route we're taking.
Supplement them with a Cory Makelele here, a Lionel Pritchard there and a Loch Ness Drogba upfront and you got a stew going baby.
edit: just watched 30 secs of him on YouTube, he is not bussin' and so I am out.
By WoodenLung Go To PostIs this some meme that someone has said about arsenal👆👆👆 excuse #1 here
By Hixx Go To PostTransfermarkt has his value pegged at $4.4m and this transfer fee supposedly was $20.9m. He's 28 years old so it's not like there's even a scenario where this could make sense. Obviously people can take issue with City and owning a bunch of clubs, but there hasn't been any transfer shenanigans like this between the different teams. This transfer seems hilariously dodgy and also must be pretty shitty for Udinese fans. It's apparently their second most expensive transfer ever so you'd think it would eat into that side's budget quite a bit.
Some good ol' fashioned cheating.
By WoodenLung Go To PostOnly excuse i need is tuchel is the manager.CL winner not good enough, excuse #2 👆👆👆
By Cleff Go To PostAlso insane. What a market we live in
By Cleff Go To PostThis dude had his soul snatched by Martinelli. 40m tops
By Plasma Go To Post
Tequila!
By n8 dogg Go To PostMaguire is the perfect third choice CB m8scrine
The food is DISGUSTING. The women look like PORCELAIN… I just told him "darling, I want to kill myself, it's nighttime at 2pm'': Angel Di Maria's wife opens up on their Manchester nightmare - and admits he only joined United for the money
A 13.8 K run is not even that demanding for athletes of this caliber.
Right? The players should be eating that for lunch.
Right? The players should be eating that for lunch.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostA 13.8 K run is not even that demanding for athletes of this caliber.
Right? The players should be eating that for lunch.
Probably not the day after a football match. Even if they ran a lot less than Brentford.