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Football Thread | June '22 | Entertainment, on and off the pitch.

inky #TheManWithNoName

Just don't sign a 5 year contract if you want to move on to Arsenal

Batong #StandWithOliKohout

By inky Go To PostI see things are going pretty well for us
Nothing a chainsaw and a flamethrower can't fix imo

inky #TheManWithNoName

That's your solution for everything

that and oatmeal baths

FortuneFaded #100PercentThatBitch

By Batong Go To PostNothing a chainsaw and a flamethrower can't fix imo
Don’t give kidjr any more ideas

Cleff

We're ending up with Neymar

Laboured #Horse

There's nothing signing another LW won't fix.

inky #TheManWithNoName

Neymar is too much of a pussy to go to the PL.

Xpike #LiveLikeAWindrammer

unless united are preparing a 100m bid (lol) i dont see anyone making an "appropiate offer" for a player who has not shown up in the big games for 6+ years now

domino #FootyIsOverratedAnyway

By inky Go To PostNeymar is too much of a pussy to go to the PL.
This. Although idk where he can go really

Crusher

Let’s get Messi and bring Neymar.

atticus

Bachmann is quite literally the only keeper on Earth that's worse at collecting crosses than De Gea

Laboured #Horse

And that's why we're signing him. You have to keep the heirarchy going.

Hitch #CookPassBabtridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAOsTTdPF-c


shudders

Lego #OwnGoal

In what year will United sign a goalkeeper capable of playing football? Let’s guess

2025 for me

Cleff

Congrats Chelsea

Laboured #Horse

By Lego Go To PostIn what year will United sign a goalkeeper capable of playing football? Let’s guess

2025 for me


Yeah defintely not before 2024. After ETH has been sacked and we're no longer playing possession football.

Hitch #CookPassBabtridge

By Lego Go To PostIn what year will United sign a goalkeeper capable of playing football? Let’s guess

2025 for me
Five years after the game has reverted to keepers like Shay Given being rated imo

recon_zero #115FFPViolations

Does Neyfather want more money? because Neymar only plays to please his parasitic family

It's clear he does not enjoy football anymore

Dazenheimer #FuckallBrexiteers

Not bad...

n8 dogg #buckleupfucklehead

Sponsor kills any shirt. The worst in my 24 years of supporting United.

Pedja

Chevrolet was significantly worse

n8 dogg #buckleupfucklehead

i disagree gary

Meier

The black behind the crest within the shield is very bizarre to me. It looks like someone just went in Paint and used the fill bucket.

Sponsor does look better than Chevy to me as well, but it's also a pretty lame sponsor as tech companies go.

Hentai Samurai

By Cleff Go To PostCongrats Chelsea

The big guru

Yes

This is how you fix it

Xpike #LiveLikeAWindrammer


2 down, Martinez, Raphina and Tielimans to go

Plasma

Not bothered about Martinez and Raphina, just want Tielemans.

MF Coom #muadib2024

By Punished Go To Post1) MGS3
2) MGS
3) MGS2
4) MGSV


Pedja

By n8 dogg Go To Posti disagree gary
Well you're wrong

Laboured #Horse

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Plasma

Surely he wouldn't turn down the chance of teaming up with Pepe at United?

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

5 more years of farming League 1 and earning millions while showing up only half the time? Fuck yeah, sign me up.

Hixx

Please respect the difference between Ligue 1 and League One.

One of them is competitive.

Kidjr #IgnoredMyself_PlsEditMyPost

Pushing hard Martinez according to Orny

Hixx

The Villa goalkeeper?

edit: i just realized who Villa signed him from, shut up

Laboured #Horse

WoodenLung #i am dog now

Dybala coming to serie b to be happy in Palermo again

Laboured #Horse

Now that would be true football romance.

inky #TheManWithNoName

And straight back down to serie C

Batong #StandWithOliKohout

Palermo got a new slave owner. Will win serie a 2026 #believe

Laboured #Horse

Laboured #Horse

I give it approx 12 hours until United come out and unequivocally state that they are not looking to hire any of these people and what are transfers anyway?

Batong #StandWithOliKohout


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inky #TheManWithNoName

Estoy cansado Robbie

FortuneFaded #100PercentThatBitch

I think turning Harry Maguire into a midfielder is listed in Revelations as the start of the apocalypse.

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

I remember Mou playing Pepe as a defensive midfielder, it was glorious to see him just destroying everything in his way.

Xpike #LiveLikeAWindrammer

Please let me see Maguire as a midfielder in a PL match

Lego #OwnGoal

Luke Shaw centre back, Harry Maguire centre mid, Dalot right winger. Who needs signings.

Perfect Blue #UnrepentantScalper

By Batong Go To Post
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LMAO please

domino #FootyIsOverratedAnyway

Maguire would die trying to play DM.

rossonero #MindTheGap

By Daz Go To PostNot bad…

That's awful design. Wow, is it made by the winner in a high school contest?
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