This Just In: Patriots/Boston fans are trash.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2463818-mike-francesa-unloads-on-caller-defending-tom-brady-is-not-interested-in-math?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national

Got a hot take in defense of Tom Brady?

Have you slaved over mortar and pestle for the last 72 hours coming up with bulletproof scientific evidence proving that he and the New England Patriots are virtuous winners and everyone else is a jealous loser who is also wrong?

If you have, you can save it, Tonto.

Mike Francesa doesn't want to hear about your so-called "math." Tuck that take in your back pocket and keep walking, because the Godfather knows Brady had a hand in Deflategate, and he's not going to waste precious airtime listening to your tin-hatted Will Hunting monologue.

This is about the way things played out Tuesday when the WFAN host booted a Patriots fan from his broadcast. The man had called in to defend Brady's honor, and Francesa, well, lost it.

The New York Daily News posted video of the exchange, which might be an all-timer for the following reasons:

1. The use of "kangaroo court" in a sports context.

2. "I don't want your math equations!"

3. "I don't want to hear this gawbage!"

4. "Youah a fan's hoosah fool!"

5. "Doctah the bawls?!"

God bless Mike Francesa.

http://www.gofundme.com/NewEnglandPatriots <==== A GoFundMe page made specifically to pay the $1m fine for the Patriots. $15,392 funded so far.

All that's missing is a Kickstarter to pay Tom Brady's legal fees.