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The world treats you differently when they find out you're teetotal.
The world treats you differently when they find out you're teetotal.
By Daz Go To PostDogs kill toddlers with a staggering regularity in this country. But in the UK dogs have higher status than most ethnic minorities so nothing gets done about it.In america it’s white ppl then their dogs, then the rest of us
I miss being able to lay in bed without a cat beating the shit out of my feet every night. He’s gotten so good at getting his paws under the quilt and using my toes as a speedbag that I can’t even be mad.
By HonestVapes Go To PostI miss being able to lay in bed without a cat beating the shit out of my feet every night. He’s gotten so good at getting his paws under the quilt and using my toes as a speedbag that I can’t even be mad.
That moment when you know you're the cat's bitch.
DY, describe that moment for you?
By Laboured Go To PostHow I imagine Fascism's bike rides.
Me versus the dickhead Teslarse driver on his phone that nearly ran me over yesterday.
By Pac-12 Go To PostWithout clicking the link or googling I believe that means sober.Went out for work drinks on Wednesday and Friday for the 1st time post lockdown.
Most of these people are alcoholic sex fiends.
By domino Go To PostI’ve realized that it isn’t me that doesn’t like dogs. It’s that most people don’t actually train their dogs and poorly behaved dogs annoy the absolute fuck out of me.
I don't like dogs, they're annoying and needy. The worst part are dog owners who swear you gotta love their dog, and the "he don't bite" crowd the worst, always have their piece of shit dog off the leash ontop of it. I can't even see the point in having a dog if you're not living off the land and using it to serve a job.
By You got 14 bricks right there? Go To PostI don't like dogs, they're annoying and needy. The worst part are dog owners who swear you gotta love their dog, and the "he don't bite" crowd the worst, always have their piece of shit dog off the leash ontop of it. I can't even see the point in having a dog if you're not living off the land and using it to serve a job.Mine is very cute and fluffy and fun to play with.
He was also one of the best wingmen I have ever seen. Take him out for a walk and come back home with numbers from three women.
Single women x huge dog been one of the most consistent red flags I've ever seen in my life
But I do like how cats will make up new shit on the fly just to keep you honest.
By Pac-12 Go To PostThat moment when you know you're the cat's bitch.I've got my cat trained better than most dogs.
DY, describe that moment for you?
But I do like how cats will make up new shit on the fly just to keep you honest.
By DY_nasty Go To PostYep.this is correct
The vast majority of dog owners are just horrendous. Its just that a lot of breeds are simply chill by default.
most people shouldn't have dogs as pets, they're time consuming but worth the effort if you put up with it
and then goofs who think they're crocodile dundee just go out and randomly pet dogs on the head for no reason. don't do it. at all. don't pet fucking dogs you don't know on the head.
By Burt The Samurai Go To Postthis is correctDid you get bit?
most people shouldn't have dogs as pets, they're time consuming but worth the effort if you put up with it
and then goofs who think they're crocodile dundee just go out and randomly pet dogs on the head for no reason. don't do it. at all. don't pet fucking dogs you don't know on the head.
By DY_nasty Go To PostSingle women x huge dog been one of the most consistent red flags I've ever seen in my life
I've got my cat trained better than most dogs.
But I do like how cats will make up new shit on the fly just to keep you honest.
Insta skip for me. I already know the vibes
By Daz Go To PostDid you get bit?no, I don't go around petting random dogs on the head. watch people try this dumbshit magic trick all the time tho.
My dad trained dogs for years and the biggest fuck up he ever had was something he just never even considered. Chilling at the park after fishing, a group of people come up to pet the dog. One is a smoker, dog had never been around that before and it went straight into defense mode - snapped at the guy and snarled. Had no clue smoking would set the dog off like that.
Dad still went through all the things necessary to wind dog back but like.... The amount of people who don't even know how to get their pets to drawdown is wild. Far too often you see owners make a situation like that worse or just look on powerlessly as their dog just latches on to someone.
Dad still went through all the things necessary to wind dog back but like.... The amount of people who don't even know how to get their pets to drawdown is wild. Far too often you see owners make a situation like that worse or just look on powerlessly as their dog just latches on to someone.
Best part is tryhards with their pit bulls with no leash and no muzzle. Do you realize what your dog can do breh? You think he’s gonna listen to you? 🤣
By Burt The Samurai Go To PostBest part is tryhards with their pit bulls with no leash and no muzzle. Do you realize what your dog can do breh? You think he’s gonna listen to you? 🤣That’s their cute lil bby tho 🥺
By domino Go To PostInsta skip for me. I already know the vibesIt's some truly unnatural, cringe shit 9 times out of 10
Watching some woman try to girlboss and flex independence on you - while her dog says she can't get out of bed until HE says she can get out of bed. And her hand better not be near the food bowl when its time to eat either.
between women with huge dogs and women with small dogs they CARRY around and dress I'd wager the small dog is more likely to bite the shit out your ankles tbh.
I kinda feel bad for them, always jittery as fuck, they must live in constant panic
I kinda feel bad for them, always jittery as fuck, they must live in constant panic
Oh yeah, tiny aggressive dogs are weird. But I will take being bitten a bit in the ankle by a small dog, over this kind of shit though
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The worst is when people get dogs they think look cute but require high maintenance that they don't fulfill
e.g. getting a Husky or Dalmatian and not giving it the required exercise. Then they'll blame the dog for being hyper active and destroying their small home.
My mum was a dog groomer and customers who had dogs with super matted hair would tell her that "I brush it every day". No you don't. It had clearly not been brush since the last time it was groomed.
e.g. getting a Husky or Dalmatian and not giving it the required exercise. Then they'll blame the dog for being hyper active and destroying their small home.
My mum was a dog groomer and customers who had dogs with super matted hair would tell her that "I brush it every day". No you don't. It had clearly not been brush since the last time it was groomed.
By Burt The Samurai Go To Postno, I don't go around petting random dogs on the head. watch people try this dumbshit magic trick all the time tho.I always get permission from the owner first, then try to crouch down and slowly reach out with a closed fist. If the dog turns their head or backsup or anything, I stop and back away. Oh well, didn't work!
By DY_nasty Go To PostCan't forget the asshole who has a dog in a climate that's absolute hell for themI do try to keep my dog's coat relatively short for this purpose, though I also let it grow longer during the cold months. As always, I could be better about it.
To get mine to calm down, I actually have to walk up and put myself between him and the person he is barking at. Just saying stuff does not work with him, I have found. That's mostly when he is in the yard and not on a leash.
When he's on leash, he's less likely to bark at people but I can also pull him to me easily to get him to cut it out. He wears a harness and I shorten the leash until he is right next to me and can't go anywhere. Just enough slack that he can stand but not walk or move.
When he's on leash, he's less likely to bark at people but I can also pull him to me easily to get him to cut it out. He wears a harness and I shorten the leash until he is right next to me and can't go anywhere. Just enough slack that he can stand but not walk or move.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThe worst is when people get dogs they think look cute but require high maintenance that they don't fulfillYeah, brushing is something I can definitely do a better job of. It's not such a big deal now that I have to give him a special allergy bath every week or two.
e.g. getting a Husky or Dalmatian and not giving it the required exercise. Then they'll blame the dog for being hyper active and destroying their small home.
My mum was a dog groomer and customers who had dogs with super matted hair would tell her that "I brush it every day". No you don't. It had clearly not been brush since the last time it was groomed.
By Kibner Go To PostMine is very cute and fluffy and fun to play with.
He was also one of the best wingmen I have ever seen. Take him out for a walk and come back home with numbers from three women.
Just not a fan of them. A dog bit my sister on the face when she was little, luckily she has dimples and the scar is in the dimple on her cheek but still they get little love from me. Also had a dog attack my friend while we were walking home, but we gave him the beats with some sticks to make him run off.
I like dogs fine, but I have little patience for people who are weird about them. Dog mums and and out right weirdos who have their identities tangled up with their pets.
Dogs are time consuming, I take the proper time to give him a real workout every two days. I use a disk toy, and get him sprinting and jumping, going up hills, etc for a straight hour every two days. Really stabilizes him, and I’m fortunate that one of the unintended consequences is how he has learned to love children because often they see him catching the toy mid jump, and they want in on it. He loves it, drops the toy at their feet and everything, always draws a smile. That doesn’t mean I’m not always on top of the situation, I am, and most of the time is on the leash.
The only problem I’ve had so far are other dogs, the other day a fucking jackass fucker had his two pitbulls running around without a leash, it got ugly. It was incredibly stressful and I’m lucky one of them was still very young (1year) and the other small enough that I could handle him. The owner fell on his ass trying to break them up, and got a hole in his hand for his efforts too, bit by his own dog. I had to put my hand in the mouth of the smaller one to get him off my dog, I didn’t think it through it just happened and it somehow worked.
My heart was a thousand miles an hour when it was over. Watching two pitbulls gang up on my dog was just, it all happened so fast it was unbelievable. Fortunately my dog came way with only small bruises, but it still left a mark.
Pitbulls owners are the fucking worst, always the same bullshit talk that they are gentle and whatever, listen fuck you mate. Put on a fucking muzzle.
The only problem I’ve had so far are other dogs, the other day a fucking jackass fucker had his two pitbulls running around without a leash, it got ugly. It was incredibly stressful and I’m lucky one of them was still very young (1year) and the other small enough that I could handle him. The owner fell on his ass trying to break them up, and got a hole in his hand for his efforts too, bit by his own dog. I had to put my hand in the mouth of the smaller one to get him off my dog, I didn’t think it through it just happened and it somehow worked.
My heart was a thousand miles an hour when it was over. Watching two pitbulls gang up on my dog was just, it all happened so fast it was unbelievable. Fortunately my dog came way with only small bruises, but it still left a mark.
Pitbulls owners are the fucking worst, always the same bullshit talk that they are gentle and whatever, listen fuck you mate. Put on a fucking muzzle.
Pets of any kind are too much work and responsibility. I don't even think I can bother with a potted plant.
I hate cats though. Can't be in the same room with one.
I hate cats though. Can't be in the same room with one.
Cats are great, they're pets on easy mode, they come and go and leave you the hell alone for the vast majority of time. It's like having a resentful auntie living in your basement.
By s y Go To PostPets of any kind are too much work and responsibility. I don't even think I can bother with a potted plant.
I hate cats though. Can't be in the same room with one.
I wouldn’t say they’re too much work, but all pets definitely take a lot of time to ensure they’re happy/content.
I’ve been looking into rehoming my parent’s birds because I just don’t have the time required to dedicate to three large parrots to ensure they’re not bored and unstressed.
Correct feeding x2 a day and separate out of cage time for each of them doesn’t gel well with my work shifts and clearing/decorating the house.
The cat is much lower maintenance in comparison. Feed and water before and after work, some play time and he’s set.
That tweet that made the rounds with a guy saying it was too spicy, cause it was spicier than ketchup, was clearly a guy trolling. He seems to travel around and eat quite nice food, while posting shit like this at the same time
