By FootballFan Go To PostWhen I was a little kid, I used to squeeze my buttcheeks when I was constipated because I thought the poo was stored in the cheeks.
:loooooool
By #pray4rvy Go To PostGo fuck an asshole and find out m8.
You will be disappointed. Or not. Depending on what kind of depraved shit you're into.
i will report back in a few months or years
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By Mister0079 Go To Posti will report back in a few months or yearswat
hard to get girls here to do anal
m8
Ask Yurt and Ricky about their movies.
Viola is a disgrace
Barzagli is the undisputed best in Italy, the only reason he's not playing is because he was out for waaaaaay too long (almost all season really, and a good chunk of last?)
Bonucci is50/50 80/20, he's either Bonuccibaur or downright terrible, and yeah, he tries those stupid lobbed balls way too fucking much, but more often that not he gets them right! He's an unbelievably good passer and one of our BEST players. Underrated
People love Chiellini because of his grinta, but when you look CLOSELY, the fucker is responsible for every defensive fuck up. Red against Madrid, penalty last year, penalty again this year, wrong pass that led to a goal, slip twice....JUST FUCK OFF
but he can be a force of nature sometimes, and quite possibly the best man marker on the planet. There's a reason why Suarez fucking bit him lol. His positioning and grinta is second to none
Barzagli should play in the final, not him.
and Pirlo should retire. We should throw him a forced testimonial match before the final before binning him on the way out. I love Pirlo but I'd much rather use Sturaro against Barca's pressing football
but Allegri is a coward and he won't bench either of them
By KidA Seven Go To PostJuve slaentThat is correct my beloved
Who is your best cb? It's Barzagli isn't? One of the B cbs is your best and worst if I'm remembering right. Bonucci is basically the guy that tries stupid attacks right?
The media really loves Chiellini and I'm sure you guys said he's not that good.
Barzagli is the undisputed best in Italy, the only reason he's not playing is because he was out for waaaaaay too long (almost all season really, and a good chunk of last?)
Bonucci is
People love Chiellini because of his grinta, but when you look CLOSELY, the fucker is responsible for every defensive fuck up. Red against Madrid, penalty last year, penalty again this year, wrong pass that led to a goal, slip twice....JUST FUCK OFF
but he can be a force of nature sometimes, and quite possibly the best man marker on the planet. There's a reason why Suarez fucking bit him lol. His positioning and grinta is second to none
Barzagli should play in the final, not him.
and Pirlo should retire. We should throw him a forced testimonial match before the final before binning him on the way out. I love Pirlo but I'd much rather use Sturaro against Barca's pressing football
but Allegri is a coward and he won't bench either of them
By Mister0079 Go To Posti will report back in a few months or years
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By Mister0079 Go To Posti will report back in a few months or yearsremenber to tell them to wipe that thing clean first
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By Xpike Go To Postremenber to tell them to wipe that thing clean first
wipe? they're going to have to get an enema if im going to stick my thing in
By Yurt Go To Postif they sack Carlo they can kiss their chances of signing Verratti and Pogba goodbye
the latter will jump to Barca
Yurt, stop trying to make Pogba to barca happen.
It's not going to happen
/Mean Girls
By GQman2121 Go To PostI see we've officially signed up Nathan.
Félicitations Marseilles!
Finally the hero you deserve.
Arrow finale was alright, but the whole season has been a mess. Hope they make Oliver more fun in season 4 :(
Hyped for dat Flash finale.
Legends of Tomorrow looks fun. As does Supergirl, lol.
What a time to be a comic book fan atm, with Preacher coming out soon too.
Hyped for dat Flash finale.
Legends of Tomorrow looks fun. As does Supergirl, lol.
What a time to be a comic book fan atm, with Preacher coming out soon too.
By Mister0079 Go To Postdnipro's goalkeeper is pretty good
Dynamo Kyiv academy = Quality.
By nate Go To PostPirlo was genuinely terrible last night. He'll be even worse against Barca.
Yeah Shanks is right in saying it would be better to use sturaro.
They cant afford to give the ball away like pirlo was vs madrid, especially against an actual good team. Lucky for Pirlo that Ronaldo and Bale don't know what to do with the ball.
Juve as a whole was great but Pirlo was definitely a weak link in both games imo
Damn, Sevilla makes Dynamo look horrible. :/ What happend, Fio? Quarterfinals were quite convincing.
Oh fuck off stevo. Stevo high street will be flowing with stds tonight
Get em going Phil Brown you utter waste of biology
Get em going Phil Brown you utter waste of biology
By Freewheelin Go To PostArrow finale was alright, but the whole season has been a mess. Hope they make Oliver more fun in season 4 :(
Hyped for dat Flash finale.
Legends of Tomorrow looks fun. As does Supergirl, lol.
What a time to be a comic book fan atm, with Preacher coming out soon too.
And Lucifer. So hype for that if they can do it justice.
Will Allegri have the balls to drop Pirlo? Doubt it but he prob should.
By FootballFan Go To PostYurt, stop trying to make Pogba to barca happen.
It's not going to happen
/Mean Girls
Yep it's obvious he's going to Madrid, City, or Chelsea.
By Ricky Go To Post#TeamPirlo
M8 pirlo is legend. I'm just saying he can't afford to be so sloppy against barca.
Maybe he wasn't even so bad but it definitely seemed like it to me.
(he will score vs Barca now lol)
By L1NETT Go To PostOh fuck off stevo. Stevo high street will be flowing with stds tonight
How would it be any different to what it usually is?
Pirlo is one of the best CMs of his generation but he's not a fetus or #prospect, he's at the MLS/Qatar stage in his career.
By Yurt Go To Postits weird how everyone is scapegoating Bale in particular
because even Ronaldo had less touches than Casillas
By Tom Go To PostDo you know what is also weird, how everyone is blaming Casillas the guy did nothing wrong apart from that throw in at the end. Juve could of won that by more goals but yeah Casillas is shit buy de Goat etc
Fuck Madrid and their fans. Forza Junited. shame the goat is gonna ruin Juniteds night ;_;
Nobody is really blaming either Casillas or Bale for the CL loss actually. The majority census around the fans is that the better team won and we didn't take our chances. No technical errors by players or coaches.
What Casillas is being blamed about is not leaving and being stubborn about his contract length, he insists on finishing his term next year. Nobody including Perez wants to force him out, the club wants him to leave on his own terms but a) he's not leaving and b) he doesn't want to be benched.
Bale had a rough season, Casillas is not good anymore. That's as simple as it is really, the few minority shithead fans that whistle the players in the SB dont help the situation as the media makes it out to be bigger than it is.
Hamsik should've started this match. Gabbi either should've started for Callejon or come on for Callejon around now.
Fucking Rafa.
Fucking Rafa.
Canal + Liga is airing a special with last season's match ups vs Barça.
What a season that was, what a team.
OMG.
What a season that was, what a team.
OMG.
By Freewheelin Go To PostArrow finale was alright, but the whole season has been a mess. Hope they make Oliver more fun in season 4 :(The less I see of Superman, the better.
Hyped for dat Flash finale.
Legends of Tomorrow looks fun. As does Supergirl, lol.
What a time to be a comic book fan atm, with Preacher coming out soon too.
What an exciting end to the season.
The treble is so close but so far.
La Liga + Copa would be so so so good.
CL would be the cherry on top. The beautiful, beautiful cherry.
The treble is so close but so far.
La Liga + Copa would be so so so good.
CL would be the cherry on top. The beautiful, beautiful cherry.
abso-fuckin-lutely sensational
https://twitter.com/MercaGol/status/598665410096046080
fantastic flying dragon kick technique
https://twitter.com/MercaGol/status/598665410096046080
fantastic flying dragon kick technique
Woodward has me hyped.
Mitten says we have 2 signings lined up. Just waiting for LVG to give the go ahead.
Mitten says we have 2 signings lined up. Just waiting for LVG to give the go ahead.
By Killer7 Go To PostWoodward has me hyped.Gundogan and...?
Mitten says we have 2 signings lined up. Just waiting for LVG to give the go ahead.