By Laboured Go To PostImagine if L1nett ran football#NoForeignOwners
#1-0
By L1NETT Go To Postsafe standing back, redo FFP, english player quotas, force ticket prices down to let actual working class families in, nuke wembley (the surrounding area too), semis at Villa Park and finals at the Millennium, no friday/monday night pish, saturday games a couple on sunday if yer lucky, salary caps, max number of loans one club can do, no buying youth players before 18 and some other stuff
oh and relegate man city and chelsea for the chuckles
Get rid of January transfer window.
Right. I'll allow the last two things because no one likes Chelsea or City, least of all their fans.
The rest reads like Graham Taylor's footballing quicksand utopia.
Why do you hate fans of football, Linny?
The rest reads like Graham Taylor's footballing quicksand utopia.
Why do you hate fans of football, Linny?
By rvy Go To PostShould have taken off the towel. Now I'm stuck looking at old woman titties and her daughter's titties.Lol you still don't see Ciri nude it doesn't matter anyways.
I don't want to stare at any titties today.
God damn Witcher.
By Lunatic Go To PostLol you still don't see Ciri nude it doesn't matter anyways.Pfffft thanks for the spoiler.
*throws disc in the bin"
By nate Go To Postwhy the fuck would you bring a book to a football stadium
Went to Vegas for the weekend with some m8s last year and when we got to the hotel room one of them pulled a book out.
By wedward Go To PostGet rid of January transfer window.
transfer season never closes
the good ol days
I'd also ban Robbie Savage from every speaking about football on these shores. Also try and help football culture catch up to 2015 but when ya see the reaction to the Fifa stuff one man cannae change much.
By Laboured Go To PostRight. I'll allow the last two things because no one likes Chelsea or City, least of all their fans.
The rest reads like Graham Taylor's footballing quicksand utopia.
Why do you hate fans of football, Linny?
what did i say which is bad for fans of the game of football
cheaper, can stand, don't have to go to wembley.
Could simplify it and say do what the Bundesliga does if that helps.
By L1NETT Go To Posttransfer season never closesLinny if you make any attempt to make any social media 'football banter' account a war crime then you will have my bloc vote for West Sussex.
the good ol days
I'd also ban Robbie Savage from every speaking about football on these shores. Also try and help football culture catch up to 2015 but when ya see the reaction to the Fifa stuff one man cannae change much.
By Laboured Go To PostLinny if you make any attempt to make any social media 'football banter' account a war crime then you will have my bloc vote for West Sussex.
i'd hire Agent 47 to take care of KSI
that's on the front of the manifesto
By wedward Go To PostWent to Vegas for the weekend with some m8s last year and we got to the hotel room and one of them pulled a book out.
You should have stabbed him and left him on the fucking roof.
By Pele.gif Go To PostModern Football is a cancer. It's becoming a thing here as well. Fuck me.Who the fuck brings a book to a football game?
Linett save us. We can't even bring books to stadiums because it's a "flammable" object.
FUCK
By Lunatic Go To PostLol you still don't see Ciri nude it doesn't matter anyways.All is well with the World again.
I actually don't care about seeing her nude. But I don't want to look at old woman tits either.
By Bl@burn Go To PostWhat do you think about existance, slaent?Nothing.
we live, we breath, we do things, and in the end we die anyway
some sooner, some later
kinda depressing
what is awaiting us afterwards?
Absolutely nothing.
There is no god. There is no afterlife.
Besides, for all the religions of all the narcissistic deities, the entire point of your life is to praise them, to make them feel good about their meager accomplishments, and not to piss them off when you happen to be doing something other than this.
There isn't even such a thing as a soul.
Your entire sense of self is a delusion, anyways. It's a neural subroutine that results from a sense of recursion applied to particular forms of short- and long-term memory imprinting. It's limited too: when was the last time "your" "self" had control over "your" spleen, some random cell in "your" knee, or any of the prodigious number of bacteria in "your" bowel?
So, sure, feed the rapacious desires of mythical gods, or enact Yurt's hedonistic credo of meaningless and superficial pleasures, or follow some Ozymandian inclination to self-extension in an ultimately transient universe, or devote yourself entirely to the valorization of a global capital seemingly intent on annihilating your species, or maybe, just maybe, treat everyone and everything you meet generously and helpfully, regardless of whether they seem to deserve, it in order that everyone's and everything's ephemeral existences might just be that much more decent by these actions.
By rvy Go To PostWho the fuck brings a book to a football game?
You know.
If you arrive 2 hours earlier.
And don't have internet.
It's a good thing to kill time.
Or you're a student leaving school directly to the game. You can't enter it with your belongs.
#ModernFootball
Flabber.
What a poet.
What a gentleman.
pls start drinking earlier then.
What a poet.
What a gentleman.
By Pele.gif Go To PostYou know.lol, no.
If you arrive 2 hours earlier.
And don't have internet.
It's a good thing to kill time.
Or you're a student leaving school directly to the game. You can't enter it with your belongs.
#ModernFootball
pls start drinking earlier then.
By flabberghastly Go To PostNothing.
Absolutely nothing.
There is no god. There is no afterlife.
Besides, for all the religions of all the narcissistic deities, the entire point of your life is to praise them, to make them feel good about their meager accomplishments, and not to piss them off when you happen to be doing something other than this.
There isn't even such a thing as a soul.
Your entire sense of self is a delusion, anyways. It's a neural subroutine that results from a sense of recursion applied to particular forms of short- and long-term memory imprinting. It's limited too: when was the last time "your" "self" had control over "your" spleen, some random cell in "your" knee, or any of the prodigious number of bacteria in "your" bowel?
So, sure, feed the rapacious desires of mythical gods, or enact Yurt's hedonistic credo of meaningless and superficial pleasures, or follow some Ozymandian inclination to self-extension in an ultimately transient universe, or devote yourself entirely to the valorization of a global capital seemingly intent on annihilating your species, or maybe, just maybe, treat everyone and everything you meet generously and helpfully, regardless of whether they seem to deserve, it in order that everyone's and everything's ephemeral existences might just be that much more decent by these actions.
By rvy Go To PostWho the fuck brings a book to a football game?I did a few times. Stadium is part of my college campus and sometimes midweek games happened after class.
Rapacious desires, motherfuckers.
Laboured is a lawyer and I'm pretty sure he needs to Google that one.
But you don't go to the game 2 hours earlier to read a book.
That sounds like something Flabby would do.
Laboured is a lawyer and I'm pretty sure he needs to Google that one.
By inky Go To PostI did a few times. Stadium is part of my college campus and sometimes midweek games happened after class.That makes sense then.
But you don't go to the game 2 hours earlier to read a book.
That sounds like something Flabby would do.
By rvy Go To PostFlabber.
What a poet.
What a gentleman.
lol, no.
pls start drinking earlier then.
I'm not talking about me. I don't read books. It's just this disgusting shit things dat happens here today.
Flabber
r u sayin im right or wrong
what r u saying
unfortunate timing
r u sayin im right or wrong
what r u saying
By rvy Go To PostFlabber.I feel like I just burned all of my Flabber credit with that book post
What a poet.
What a gentleman.
unfortunate timing
By flabberghastly Go To PostNothing.I've always felt like the common memory/experiential recursion is the crux and the weak point of people trying to claim a meaningful longview on their existence.
Absolutely nothing.
There is no god. There is no afterlife.
Besides, for all the religions of all the narcissistic deities, the entire point of your life is to praise them, to make them feel good about their meager accomplishments, and not to piss them off when you happen to be doing something other than this.
There isn't even such a thing as a soul.
Your entire sense of self is a delusion, anyways. It's a neural subroutine that results from a sense of recursion applied to particular forms of short- and long-term memory imprinting. It's limited too: when was the last time "your" "self" had control over "your" spleen, some random cell in "your" knee, or any of the prodigious number of bacteria in "your" bowel?
So, sure, feed the rapacious desires of mythical gods, or enact Yurt's hedonistic credo of meaningless and superficial pleasures, or follow some Ozymandian inclination to self-extension in an ultimately transient universe, or devote yourself entirely to the valorization of a global capital seemingly intent on annihilating your species, or maybe, just maybe, treat everyone and everything you meet generously and helpfully, regardless of whether they seem to deserve, it in order that everyone's and everything's ephemeral existences might just be that much more decent by these actions.
Still at least you're free of Rafa.
By Yurt Go To PostI feel like I just burned all of my Flabber credit with that book postYou did that long ago, my Italian friend.
unfortunate timing
I'd pay to watch Flabby be a commentator though.
Imagine the shit he would say during chances and goals.
By Freewheelin Go To PostI dont understand half of what flabber types
Imagine me then
loool
Flabber pls
By Yurt Go To Postyou guys are weird, English isnt my mother tongue and I totally get everything he postsYou have to be drunk to understand :P
By Coldnoodle Go To Post
AND RONALDO IS RAMPANT NOW
I will never forget this day.
My 3rd world cup.
My second title.
My last title.
Neymar save me.
By Killer7 Go To Post^ Better than MessiPrime Ronaldo (Barcelona) would give Messi a run for his money.
By rvy Go To PostPrime Ronaldo (Barcelona) would give Messi a run for his money.No he wouldn't.
We've run in to the "if Balotelli had a brain he'd be gud" zone again. Not going to happen.
Tactics Tim is the perfect manager. i admire his purity, his tactics only matched by his hostility
i can't lie to you about your chances, gooners, but... you have my sympathies
i can't lie to you about your chances, gooners, but... you have my sympathies
By Lambda Go To PostTactics Tim is the perfect manager. i admire his purity, his tactics only matched by his hostility
i can't lie to you about your chances, gooners, but… you have my sympathies
By Laboured Go To PostNo he wouldn't.Yes, he would.
We've run in to the "if Balotelli had a brain he'd be gud" zone again. Not going to happen.
Maybe you just don't remember the insane things he did when he was injury free and slim.
Sonning entire teams on a weekly-basis.
Ya, but there's plenty of players that go through those phases but because they're physically/mentally incapable they can't maintain.
And that's what I mean. Sure he had his great moments, but his inability to remain the best despite what happened to him (or indeed in spite of the great conditions he was granted) is utterly an indictment on his overall ability.
And that's what I mean. Sure he had his great moments, but his inability to remain the best despite what happened to him (or indeed in spite of the great conditions he was granted) is utterly an indictment on his overall ability.
By rvy Go To PostYes, he would.He wasn't exactly a world-beater at City.
Maybe you just don't remember the insane things he did when he was injury free and slim.
Sonning entire teams on a weekly-basis.
edit: just realised you're talking about Ronaldo. Goodnight.