By n8 m8 pls dont h8 Go To PostI think Orwell's a good ideas man with a terribly stoic and boring writing styleThis is very true. Like chewing on dried grains.
Fuck. The season only just finished 3 days ago and this thread has already descended from top class footy banter to literary analysis
By confuziz Go To PostHoly shit, this has the potential to destroy the FIFA as we know it.it doesn't
Blatter will win the election and everything will stay the same
Nah.
Blatter will go out, whether he likes it or not. Loss of his henchman and the fact that he's fucking old.
He's just clawing on to the throne with his dying breath.
Blatter will go out, whether he likes it or not. Loss of his henchman and the fact that he's fucking old.
He's just clawing on to the throne with his dying breath.
By Diego! Go To PostFuck. The season only just finished 3 days ago and this thread has already descended from top class footy banter to literary analysis
Tomorrow we're making top 10 lists of the whatsapp farts.
I farted yesterday and it went on forever, all I could think of was "god I wish I had recorded this". Pretty sure it would have won
My farts have been silent lately, but the smell has been incredible.
Some art has to be experienced I guess. Such a shame.
Some art has to be experienced I guess. Such a shame.
Rafa's demands as part of his negotiations with Madrid have been revealed.
So far so good, please proceed Rafa.
1. Benítez wants to work with his own coaching staff. That means that Real Madrid will not be able to decide Benítez's assistant trainer or the rest of his staff. This makes sense and most clubs around Europe work the same way, but there were reports saying that Real Madrid wanted to bring in some of the best trainers and sign them permanently no matter who the coach was.I can respect all this, makes perfect sense. Mourinho had the same arrangements, he wants it so that if he fails he fails out of his own shortcoming, not because Perez shoved another AM down his throat when he needed a DM and then left him to handle the mess. Carlo never made these demands.
2. Benítez wants to decide the club's signings. The Spanish coach wants to be a manager, just like Mourinho during his three-year tenure with Los Blancos. He would not be taking care of the negotiations and some of his targets would not be within Real's reach, but Benítez wants to be in command here, something Carlo Ancelotti never asked for.
3. Valdebebas is Benítez's territory. The whole youth system would be working exactly the way Benítez wants it to work. He would be allowed to make some important changes within the structure in order to build a proper and powerful Academy.
So far so good, please proceed Rafa.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostMy farts have been silent lately, but the smell has been incredible.
Some art has to be experienced I guess. Such a shame.
I wish whatsapp had smell
All the death threats and hurt feelings over a guy killing and eating a rabbit in the radio is hilarious. His broken ass English twitter responses to Ricky Gervais (who is such a thick cunt) are equally hilarious. The GAF thread is just sad though, bunch of spergs realizing that meat comes from animals.
Pogba isn't accepting our image rights negotiations it seems, same reason why Neymar refused Madrid (also we refused to offer tax-fraudulence, orgy, bribing, etc) and went to Barca instead. Without the image rights we can't make our signings, financially feasible that is. It's part of the whole Galactico business model.
When Ronaldo signed we had 30% of his image rights, it's now down to 20%.
When Ronaldo signed we had 30% of his image rights, it's now down to 20%.
By Diego! Go To PostFuck. The season only just finished 3 days ago and this thread has already descended from top class footy banter to literary analysis
just you wait until we sign gaitan
our moby dick
By Woodenlung Go To PostTomorrow we're making top 10 lists of the whatsapp farts.
I farted yesterday and it went on forever, all I could think of was "god I wish I had recorded this". Pretty sure it would have won
I've started sending all your farts to a workmate and convinced him to start sending his to me. Globalisation truly is a wonderful thing.
whatsapp brought it up but something i wasn't aware of: gerrard is the overall liverpool lead scorer for this season. in every competition besides the League Cup (raheem has the most there).
they're losing their two leading goalscorers this summer.
they're losing their two leading goalscorers this summer.
Derek is one of the worst TV shows ever made. Just irredeemably shite.
Also I'm happy to hear that everyone else uses WhatsApp for recording farts,
Also I'm happy to hear that everyone else uses WhatsApp for recording farts,
By Esch Go To Postwhatsapp brought it up but something i wasn't aware of: gerrard is the overall liverpool lead scorer for this season. in every competition besides the League Cup (raheem has the most there).
they're losing their two leading goalscorers this summer.
but at least balotelli is staying now
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostGod that's just great.
I'm about to get banned from GAF. What is with mods turning into condescending posters?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052400&page=20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052400&page=20
GAF is as corrupt as FIFA. I imagine the mods are horrendously bullied at whatever school they are currently attending and this is how they vent.
Not sure I appreciate Piers Morgan talking about Friend Sepp's body:
"The legal noose tightened on his rhino-thick, caviar-fuelled neck"
Someone in this world needs to like Blatter. It may as well be me.
"The legal noose tightened on his rhino-thick, caviar-fuelled neck"
Someone in this world needs to like Blatter. It may as well be me.
By Meus Renaissance Go To PostI'm about to get banned from GAF. What is with mods turning into condescending posters?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052400&page=20
They don't have lives outside of GAF and this is the only power they can wield.
By Woodenlung Go To PostJakob Haugaard to Stoke… Wat. Their scouting must have been something along the lines of wikipediaing him and going "wow, that keeper is tall".
What a great post.
Really just read some summary of 1984 as well
Why are you guys playing in a NAC kit? Christ
By Kharma45 Go To PostThey don't have lives outside of GAF and this is the only power they can wield.
+1
By Shatner's Bassoon Go To PostGAF is as corrupt as FIFA. I imagine the mods are horrendously bullied at whatever school they are currently attending and this is how they vent.for some of them i'd argue being a GAF mod it's the climax and epitome of their lifes
By n8 m8 pls dont h8 Go To Postbut at least balotelli is staying now
after Sterling/Gerrard it's Coutinho and Henderson with 8/7 goals apiece
Daresay they'll be Newcastle status if they can't come up with a couple good forwards this summer. Ings, Benteke, Remy, whoever. Need to make a big money gamble.
By Linius Go To PostWhy are you guys playing in a NAC kit? ChristDid you know their full name is Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorzetten Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspanning Combinatie Breda?
One thing you realise about kids who get bullied is that a lot of them grow up to be massive cunts. Even more so if you stuck up for them back at school. It's like they feel you cucked them and they smoulder over past cowardice in the face of fat george who had no dad and who's mum was smoking more dick than she was weed.
By Yen Go To PostDid you know their full name is Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorzetten Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspanning Combinatie Breda?
Not again :lol
Keeping Balotelli is the equivalent of keeping that torn up flat tire you replaced on your car. The only outcome is it gathers standing water and breeds malaria spreading mosquitoes. Nothing good can come of it.
Tonight's EL finale is quite hard to predict. On one hand I think Sevilla can destroy them. On the other hand we know by now these guys know how to defend. Betting on a draw and extra time seems a good thing. I dunno.
By FlutterPuffs Go To Post
Fuck off!
By Meus Renaissance Go To PostI'm about to get banned from GAF. What is with mods turning into condescending posters?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052400&page=20
This gif is amazing, tho
By Linius Go To PostNot again :lolIn English it means Always Never Specify Transfer Pleasant By Activities And Useful By Relaxation Combined Breda
By Zabojnik Go To PostFinally! Been waiting for this to drop since I saw The Wall live in 2011. One of the best concerts I've attended.
Seeing Gilmour live for the first (and probably last) time ever in mid September, then this.
What a time to be alive.
Yes Zabo!
One of the best I've ever been to aswell. Absolutely incredible.
Sometimes I wonder if a 'transfer committee' actually does exist or it's just a monkey throwing darts at a wheel of options.
Let's not keep pretending Balo wasn't simply as shit as the whole team was.
More curious about the fate of Rickie Lambert myself.
More curious about the fate of Rickie Lambert myself.
By Linius Go To PostWhy are you guys playing in a NAC kit? Christ
1. That's PES. There's no we. It's just me and a weird fantasy to be Wilbur for a day.
2. Because they were the only cunting club that wanted to sign Wilbur
By JTS Go To PostLet's not keep pretending Balo wasn't simply as shit as the whole team was.I honestly didn't think I'd ever see the day where someone would write this.
More curious about the fate of Rickie Lambert myself.
