Football Thread | July '21 | It came Rome

Uck
My
Ick

You set that one up too easily.

The elevator takes .8 seconds to move from one floor to the other.

The elevator is moving down from the 12th floor.

You are waiting on the 6th floor

How long will it take to reach you?

By UkerLunatic Go To PostNah this dude been feeling himself too much. These kinds of people need to be called out. I'll chill out on it now because you asked but I hate people like him talking down to me with his false sense of superiority. Literally the personification of colonial superiority he proclaims to not adhere to.

I get it, flabbinho and I had a bit of a battle back in the day too for similar reasons.

I have grown to like him.

You two should send private message to each other discussing your favourite love island characters

Never seen it. Let’s go with favorite Caribbean novels instead.

The Kingdom of This World by Alejo Carpentier.

I will say, I think some of the humor in my tone is lost through the flatness of pixels and the hostility expectations of the internet. I’d use a line like “There are many explanations one might proffer, but this might be the shittest of the lot” to my friends, not online strangers, and they’d laugh, and we’d inevitably start having some pointlessly abstruse argument, and no one would give a fuck. Put it online, though, and everyone gets prickly.

Perhaps I’m being overly familiar or expecting that people will sense how nearly everything I type is tinged, if not saturated, with wordplay, rhetorical gimmicks, sarcasm, or simply stupid humor.

I think about, for example, when I corrected Dean’s use of the word “only” a few weeks ago. Some people were incensed at what seemed to me to be an obviously tongue-in-cheek jab.

I’ll also admit, though, that as soon as you accuse me of condescension or elitism or whatever, you can guarantee I’ll elevate it until I’ve thoroughly pissed you off. My self-superiority can ascend to octaves few can imagine.

By FligureSkatingFlan Go To PostMy self-superiority can ascend to octaves few can imagine.

I was wondering which football player this reminded me of, but then the answer seemed almost obvious:


Xavi.

Okay with England winning today because it was Sterling that caused it to happen

Italy needs to win Sunday to save football

By Apollo Go To PostOkay with England winning today because it was Sterling that caused it to happen

The Papers will say Kane.

Honestly think we're favourites (with the biggest factor being the fact the game is at Wembley). Don't think Italy have been quite as good as people have made out, people saying "after tonight I think Italy are favourites"....erm did you miss the Austria game? The Spain game? Italy absolutely the better team against Austria but still made it difficult, Spain they were absolutely second best.

They are only in the final because of penalties which is essentially a coin flip.

By FortuneFaded Go To PostThey are only in the final because of penalties which is essentially a coin flip.

Don't agree with the coin flip stuff, but aye they got through the Spain game despite being second best by some distance....which is absolutely fine, but when people make out like they're an unbeatable team.......they aren't.

That's a nice kit

Why is Joe so sad?

Still can't believe Kane's pen was so bad Kasper tried to hold it and ended up spilling it straight back out to him.

What a sport.

Think Spain grew into the tournament and would have won it if they actually had a good Striker. Still searching for their Torres/Villa replacement.

No idea who else is coming through for them in that role, but surely Morata can't be the best #9 they currently have.

Italy, you have one job

By Euros-batong Go To PostItaly, you have one job

Priti, come get him

Lads, we are in the final.

The fucking final.

By FortuneFaded Go To PostLads, we are in the final.

The fucking final.

I cannae believe it

55 fucking years

It's funny coz it's true

Woke up feeling on top of the world then had an argument with the girlfriend because I applied for tickets for Boxpark and she doesn’t want to go and hates football but still feels excluded if I go

wish we’d lost now

By n8 dogg Go To PostWoke up feeling on top of the world then had an argument with the girlfriend because I applied for tickets for Boxpark and she doesn’t want to go and hates football but still feels excluded if I go

wish we’d lost now

Time for a new girlfriend imo....preferably one called GARETH

I forgot

1. Meier vs Will
2. Hixx vs Zabo
3. Flabber vs Lunatic

Bitches be cray cray

By FootbalIFan Go To PostI forgot

1. Meier vs Will
2. Hixx vs Zabo
3. Flabber vs Lunatic

It is truly an honour

Liverpool Sterling is alive. None of that robotic Pep nonsense.

By n8 dogg Go To PostWoke up feeling on top of the world then had an argument with the girlfriend because I applied for tickets for Boxpark and she doesn’t want to go and hates football but still feels excluded if I go

wish we’d lost now

I'll come

We're playing for England (England)
We're playing the song
We're singing for England (England)
Arrivederci, it's one one one
We're playing for England (England)
We're playing the song
We're singing for England (England)
Arrivederci, it's one one one
We're playing for England (England)
We're playing the song
We're singing for England (England)
Arrivederci, it's one one one
We're playing for England (England)
We're playing the song
We're singing for England (England)
Arrivederci, it's one one one

"Arrivederci"






good lord

Disgusting⚽

arsene also thinks it wasn’t a penalty.

Torn between a couple of line up scenarios

Can see Gareth sticking to the 4-3-3 that started last night. I can also see him going 3-4-3/3-5-2 and starting Trippier. But I also think Henderson instead of Phillips and maybe Sancho would be a good shout.

Dunno

By Punished* Go To Post

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1413033861789913089?s=19

That's a nice kit

i like it.

There is no way he is dropping Rice or Phillips

Lads, can we stop all this foreplay and tell each other what we really think?

Cunts.

By FortuneFaded Go To PostThere is no way he is dropping Rice or Phillips

I agree. Think the likeliest option is 3-4-3 with Trippier in for Saka and Mount tucking inside.

By noal Go To PostLads, can we stop all this foreplay and tell each other what we really think?

Cunts.

Ok, I will Noal.

I...I love you. Always will and always have.

It's time for a FM marriage.

Arsene thinks there should be a World Cup every 2 years. Bin Arsene an his bad opinions

By Euros-batong Go To PostOk, I will Noal.

I…I love you. Always will and always have.

It's time for a FM marriage.

I had no idea! 😍

Mr & Mrs FM. Has a certain ring to it. 😘

Disgusting page

Disgusting people

Pochettino absolutely going to hate managing that club next season. Ramos, Icardi, Neymar and Mbappe at the same club lmao

That's a nice Liverpool shirt

By FootbalIFan Go To PostI forgot

1. Meier vs Will
2. Hixx vs Zabo
3. Flabber vs Lunatic

Out of top 3 smh. Arnie needs to come back, coward.

Can’t wait until we defeat our Roman colonisers