By Hitch Go To PostI took a piss last night after chopping chillis and forgetting to wash my hands in between, my bellend felt like that guy at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Had to wrap the fucking thing in a wet flannel for like 40 minutes.man white people really can't handle spicy food
Thought it was a bit of a myth, it's legit excruciating though. Apparently for some people the pain doesn't subside for like 3 hours, more if it gets into an abrasion, fuck that.
By Daz Go To PostHow can you be nervous?
Are people actually emotionally invested in an England team?
This group of lads, yes. Young, good, socially conscious, nice fucking lot. Made up for them.
By Daz Go To PostHow can you be nervous?You are spoiled by supporting a club team that wins trophies all the time.
Are people actually emotionally invested in an England team?
i just want to see wooden say he doesnt care that much about denmark and prefers the phillipines to win the Asian Cup.
By Hixx Go To Posti just want to see wooden say he doesnt care that much about denmark and prefers the phillipines to win the Asian Cup.
Jesse Lingam
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThe presentation of this announcement is killing me. What unfortunate intern made this
By Hixx Go To Posti just want to see wooden say he doesnt care that much about denmark and prefers the phillipines to win the Asian Cup.
I've said this several times ever since the euros started lol. Well, replace Philippines with Copenhagen and the danish league.
Cant lie though, has been a lot more exciting watching the national team than I remember ever before. Nice to finally have a manager that doesnt field a team full of Brøndby gluesniffers, just a few here and there.
By n8 dogg Go To PostJesse Lingam
This is the most expensive option.
Think Henderson should start if he's up to it, but can't complain about Southgate being loyal to Phillips after he's started every game so far
Our neighbours are blaring “footballs coming home” so load I can’t take a small nap
Bloody hell
I am so tired
Bloody hell
I am so tired
By FligureSkatingFlan Go To PostBecause this can't be stated enough, Harry Kane has a truly ugly face.Can’t all be as good looking as Becks
By Wahabipapagooz Go To Postis that harry kane or jay spearingI think that’s his wife
By faridmon Go To PostOur neighbours are blaring “footballs coming home” so load I can’t take a small napDon’t worry, m8. You won’t be hearing it much after tonight.
Bloody hell
I am so tired
By FortuneFaded Go To PostCan’t all be as good looking as BecksShame that his voice sounds like those high pitched small farts someone wants to supress.
By Scum Go To PostDon’t worry, m8. You won’t be hearing it much after tonight.Scum pls. Leave your negative energy for when the PL starts again in August.
By Scum Go To PostDon’t worry, m8. You won’t be hearing it much after tonight.Or hearing it constantly until Sunday
I don’t mind our neighbours and I am happy they are excited for once but I need the sleep
By Xpike Go To Postso when england wins it when does the coming home stopWhen Shanks and Martins ban it. Please.
By Xpike Go To Postso when england wins it when does the coming home stop
It was never about whether it's coming home, only how much it's coming home. And it will never, ever end.
By Punished* Go To PostTrying to think of an evil Dane and can't think of any.Not even that subway captain that killed a journalist?
i see the coming home posts as a nice change, from the united transfer posts.
Subway captain 💀
By Pennywise Go To PostNot even that subway captain that killed a journalist?
Subway captain 💀
By Pennywise Go To PostNot even that subway captain that killed a journalist?Forgot about that. I don't know his motive so I can't comment.
By Pedja Go To Postkids first post in ages and its a flex about having a box at the match. Amazing.It’s his world, we’re just living here.
By Punished* Go To PostTrying to think of an evil Dane and can't think of any.Hamlet's uncle
By Punished* Go To PostForgot about that. I don't know his motive so I can't comment.
she was swedish.
By Punished* Go To PostTrying to think of an evil Dane and can't think of any.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Ulrich
By Punished* Go To PostTrying to think of an evil Dane and can't think of any.
Claudius is a cunt
edit fuck ^
By Xpike Go To PostRamos to PSG officially confirmedHe's going to be great for PSG the 1-2 years he's there, I have no doubt about it.
By Hitch Go To PostIs a subway captain just a train driver?
He meant submarine but now I want someone to do a Photoshop.
By Hitch Go To PostIs a subway captain just a train driver?
He made his own submarine. I dont think he did much train stuff. Fun fact, at Copenhell me and my friend saw him several times, as his submarine was docked right next to the camping area.
By Punished* Go To PostTrying to think of an evil Dane and can't think of any.Claudius, innit.
By Wahabipapagooz Go To PostSubway captain 💀Time to do a photoshop with him in a Subway shirt.
Yeah, meant submarine.
