Football Thread | May '21 | a thread soon to be sponsored by Red Bull

fluck flootball #Onlyactualcommieonslaent

Werner would’ve missed that open goal.

Batong #StandWithOliKohout

That CB space

Dazenheimer #FuckallBrexiteers

Fuck Pep

The sociopath

WoodenLung #i am dog now

By Freewheelin Go To PostWhat a pass from Mount

michael laudrup only just realized it wasnt mount scoring. who the fuck did he think passed the ball?

Killer7 #NoConsistency

That space in the middle.

Chelsea have deserved that

Perfect Blue #UnrepentantScalper

AGGHHHHHHGG LEGS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Fergie #SIR AMORIM FERGUSON

By Merseyside-batong Go To PostTrust Pennys bruv

There you go, the jinx

MF Coom #muadib2024

By bud Go To Postdamn

the keeper messed up there

Central defenders too high up imo

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

I was just going to say how Chelsea are finding so much small spaces

Can we say that Pep has gotten into his own head and overthought things again? City have been poor and constantly been caught on the counter. They haven't been able to get the ball to De Bruyne or Foden in good positions.

domino #FootyIsOverratedAnyway

Zichenko asleep lol

WJD

Shouldn’t Ederson be off?

Plasma

By Cleff Go To PostCan we say that Pep has gotten into his own head and overthought things again?

Yeah he's galaxy brained it.

JesalR #SadMuppetSeason

That's a red if he doesn't score right? Hand ball outside the box like that?

inky #TheManWithNoName

This final should've been done this half. Chelsea pls

Killer7 #NoConsistency

City love to pressure the long ball to the fullback but never get there. Goal was super similar to what they conceded vs us.

Pennywise

By Merseyside-batong Go To PostTrust Pennys bruv

There you go, the jinx

Havertz is legit. Still pretty young, so naturally gonna take some time.

Werner is dog dirt ™Hixx

Scum #lolspurs

Chelsea have set up really well. Disgusting.

Doicare

Should have been a red card for Ederson handballing outside the area.......

Killer7 #NoConsistency

By WJD Go To PostShouldn’t Ederson be off?

Yep should be off

Hitch #CookPassBabtridge

By Cleff Go To PostFucken garbage from Ederson

Can't decide if his instant decisions to leave his goal are a good or bad thing overall. He stops a lot of one on ones as a result, but also leaves himself very little chance at other times and removes the possibility for the defenders to get back in time.

Ushojax

Pep is a genius for playing without a defensive midfielder

bud

city's centre back pairing is so poor.

FootbalIFan #VotedTopFutbolSlaentPoster2023

City just not playing like city and it shows

inky #TheManWithNoName

By WJD Go To PostShouldn’t Ederson be off?

Yes

Scum #lolspurs

By WJD Go To PostShouldn’t Ederson be off?

Probably would have been if Chelsea didn’t score.

Fergie #SIR AMORIM FERGUSON

Don't think KDB left the bed today. He's still there.

FortuneFaded #100PercentThatBitch

By Scum Go To PostChelsea have set up really well. Disgusting.

inky #TheManWithNoName

Bin Stones and Gundo, get Laporte and Ferna on

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

By FootbalIFan Go To PostCity just not playing like city and it shows

I think that's more Chelsea playing well than City playing awful.

Chelsea are laser focused it seems, should be 2-0, maybe 3-0 already.

Fergie #SIR AMORIM FERGUSON

Werner lol. The guy is incredible.

Coldnoodle #Milanisti

Pep cant do it without Messi.

Scum #lolspurs

Kante is alive. Werner, though.,.

Crusher

The hell is wrong with this fool

inky #TheManWithNoName

Pepe might need Aguero before the end... will he do it?

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

Holy shit Mahrez is on the pitch!? Legit did not realize.

Fergie #SIR AMORIM FERGUSON

Pep likes the stress. Explains the hair. Jibe only Pep, Bald Slaent are quality people.

WoodenLung #i am dog now

werner 💀

ederson should certainly have been off. but refs innit

inky #TheManWithNoName

Werner is a fucking clown. I'd be livid if he was on my team.

Andrew

City look defeated already

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

By Mister Go To Postwerner is worse than vinicius

Yeah much worse

WoodenLung #i am dog now

By inky Go To PostWerner is a fucking clown. I'd be livid if he was on my team.

bUt wOuLd aNoThEr pLaYeR mAkE tHe rUn?

Fergie #SIR AMORIM FERGUSON

By Frustrated_me Go To PostHoly shit Mahrez is on the pitch!? Legit did not realize.

Surprisingly they have had a couple of passengers today. Just not up to par at all.

Batong #StandWithOliKohout

Bring me the Kante Fabinho Thiago pivot.

Oddinho #ThanksPele

By Fergie Go To PostCity have been really poor.

This 4-2-4 with Gundogan and De Bruyne as the double pivot doesn’t look to be playing to anyone’s strengths, not to mention how vulnerable it’s made them on the break.

They’ve got Sterling and Mahrez hugging the touchline where Chelsea always have a spare defender, and aren’t winning anything with their press.

Fergie #SIR AMORIM FERGUSON

Pep is going to need some absolutely inspirational HT speech. I'm sure we can spare Ole.

Frustrated_me #Premfaces

By Fergie Go To PostPep is going to need some absolutely inspirational HT speech. I'm sure we can spare Ole.

Can Pep clap?

WoodenLung #i am dog now

KDB has been absolutely horrible, but would not be surprised if he woke up second half. Pep going to give him a shot of something and he is going to get his small ginger dick out.

Cleff

Mount is the best player on the pitch. City have nobody to shield the defence or build up play from defence. They're actually playing similar to United. All the best attacking players are stranded up the pitch with nobody to give the ball in good areas.

Pep has fucked it.