By Bungie Go To PostIt's pronounced FernandshFernandsh Fernandes?
By Bungie Go To Post^^^ Sorry about your grandma mate
By batong_skating Go To PostYep, sorry to hear Nonja :(
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostYeah that's rubbish Ninja bruv. My condolences.Thanks lads.
If I could give a bit of advice regarding funerals and carrying coffins it would be to wear a belt and don't assume that the weight you put on thanks to covid is enough to hold your trousers up. Came too close to having my trousers fall down when carrying the coffin to the grave.
I'm not joking, my aunt and sister thought I was having trouble carrying it but I was doing my best to stop the whole thing looking like an episode of Mr Bean.
"wear a belt when wearing pants" is good advice.
And yeah, I know you call underwear pants over there. You crazy fools.
And yeah, I know you call underwear pants over there. You crazy fools.
inky wants me to wear a belt with my boxers and another with my trousers. 'scusting m8, and precisely why we brexited. Fed up with the mexicans in brussels telling me how to live my life.
By Cleff Go To PostCabaye has retired.Enjoy your time off, Yohan Kebab.
By Pedja Go To Postinky wants me to wear a belt with my boxers and another with my trousers. 'scusting m8, and precisely why we brexited. Fed up with the mexicans in brussels telling me how to live my life.It’s disgusting hearing these liberal elites talking about owning 2 belts while they snort blood diamonds in their castles made of bitcoins.
Idk if that makes it more or less likely. No way Qatar will let the Saudis take their crown jewel just on principle.
By inky Go To PostIsn't he a left winger? I think he just signed a 5 year deal too.
Plays both and is very two footed, but slightly more left footed.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostStrongly believe we should be going for Neto if we can’t get Sancho.I think money will be tight again this summer. No gate receipts is a big problem for us. It's a problem for every side tho tbf.
I really want us to get Sancho tho. I'd break the bank for him. Haaland and Mbappe are stealing the headlines right now, but I think Sancho has the ability to be a Balon d'Or winner. We can't allow another PL side to get him.
Ultimately I think a move for Sancho depends on us securing CL qualification. We need the extra money the TV rights would generate. He should be cheaper this summer as well due to his contract.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostI think if we get him he might be the only player we get. I’d still be ok with that.I'd be more than ok with that. He's a genuinely transformative player and he'd nail down the right wing spot for a decade.
Greenwood is a good player already and has the potential to be a great one. But he's a striker playing on the wing. Doing a good job of it mind, bit he has his limitations.
Ultimately I just have the awful feeling that the Glazers won't sanction the move.
By Vini.lad Go To PostI will fight u
his nose is absolutely disgusting
Sell Martial
Buy Sancho
Move Mason to ST is like a new signing compared to whatever the hell Martial does
There I did Woowar job this summer and even gave him a line to use for why we didn’t buy a ST too
Buy Sancho
Move Mason to ST is like a new signing compared to whatever the hell Martial does
There I did Woowar job this summer and even gave him a line to use for why we didn’t buy a ST too
By Cleff Go To PostChris Wilder has outed himself as a Tory.Hope they go down properly
By Cleff Go To PostI see Leeds lost again.
Ran alot though
By Pedja Go To PostThanks lads.Another good advice: do not underestimate the weight of coffin + corpse. Even on a 4 way lift I was struggling a lot to hold my own on my recent grandmas burying, and she died with like 40kg.
If I could give a bit of advice regarding funerals and carrying coffins it would be to wear a belt and don't assume that the weight you put on thanks to covid is enough to hold your trousers up. Came too close to having my trousers fall down when carrying the coffin to the grave.
I'm not joking, my aunt and sister thought I was having trouble carrying it but I was doing my best to stop the whole thing looking like an episode of Mr Bean.
A plane was caught in Brazil with 500kg of cocaine heading to Portugal. Portuguese press was quick to announce that João Loureiro, a former president of Boavista, was supposed to be in the flight.
Only later it was quietly revealed that 4 more people connected to portuguese football were supposed to be on that flight, 3 agents with previous dealings with Benfica (including the one who handled the return of Jorge Jesus) and Lucas Verrisimo, Benfica's newest signing.
A total coincidence, one would think but let's talk about a couple of other coincidences between Benfica and drug trafficking.
2 years ago, they signed 16 year old Venezuelan player Matias Lacava. He had been at Barcelona and Lazio before so it's not that shocking. His dad is a governor in Venezuela that's suspected to have links with drug trafficking.
The kid didn't even stay a season and was back to Venezuela.
Not a big thing but just a curiosity.
In 2015, a former motorist of Benfica's president and director of the players support department was caught with 9.5kg on a car that belonged to the club.
Club said it was a problem of the citizen and it had nothing to do with the club.
Just another of a series of curious coincidences...
Edit : forgot to mention that Benfica's president was sentenced in 1993 to 20 months in jail for stealing a truck.
He got rich by selling tires. There were rumours that he used the tires to traffic drugs.
Only later it was quietly revealed that 4 more people connected to portuguese football were supposed to be on that flight, 3 agents with previous dealings with Benfica (including the one who handled the return of Jorge Jesus) and Lucas Verrisimo, Benfica's newest signing.
A total coincidence, one would think but let's talk about a couple of other coincidences between Benfica and drug trafficking.
2 years ago, they signed 16 year old Venezuelan player Matias Lacava. He had been at Barcelona and Lazio before so it's not that shocking. His dad is a governor in Venezuela that's suspected to have links with drug trafficking.
The kid didn't even stay a season and was back to Venezuela.
Not a big thing but just a curiosity.
In 2015, a former motorist of Benfica's president and director of the players support department was caught with 9.5kg on a car that belonged to the club.
Club said it was a problem of the citizen and it had nothing to do with the club.
Just another of a series of curious coincidences...
Edit : forgot to mention that Benfica's president was sentenced in 1993 to 20 months in jail for stealing a truck.
He got rich by selling tires. There were rumours that he used the tires to traffic drugs.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostGrrooossssssQatar, KSA... All the same garbage, hate it that we OK these dictatorships.
By Cleff Go To PostChris Wilder has outed himself as a Tory.
Does this really surprise anyone?
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Thought I'd posted before but I had not, sorry to hear about your nan Ninja.
Bayern apparently want to drop 10m euros on 15 year old Roony Bardghji, but copenhagen wants to wait until he is allowed to make his first team debut, as they are fairly sure his price will go up further,
By Bungie Go To PostBig game to start this Salisu bloke KP
Physical impossibility to be worse than Jack Stephens so why not