I've been randomly selected by my government to count votes in the upcoming federal elections. How do we do this, bois?
By inky Go To PostI've been randomly selected by my government to count votes in the upcoming federal elections. How do we do this, bois?Wait for the first cheque to clear before proceeding
Houston PD was like we gotta babysit this asshole during a crisis 😬
I’m sure they did t have more pressing issues. Cruz Mexico trip was priority numero uno
By Xpike Go To Postted cruz doing what everyone expected tbh
Nobody wants to be in Texas less than a Texas senator
lol Dinesh
Someone let him know what color tie Obama worse yesterday and watch him compare that to Hitler
Someone let him know what color tie Obama worse yesterday and watch him compare that to Hitler
By Lunatic Go To PostNot going lie don't think I've actually listened to him.
claimed to be pro life, but he's dead now, so idk
By Lunatic Go To PostPlease Philip don't die on the weekend.Seriously, I'm all out of piss
By Facism Go To PostSeriously, I'm all out of pisslol I just want a day of mourning taking place during the work week.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostWow. Saw someone on Reddit say this was gonna be his response and it’s pretty much 100% accurate.
I was just trying to be a good dad don’t be mad at me
The best part is that he was carrying a huge bag for someone who was going to only stay for 1 night.
It has been confirmed that he originally was returning on Saturday.
It has been confirmed that he originally was returning on Saturday.
if you gonna do some goofy shit, might as well go all the way. lying while hustling back just makes the story bigger.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostIt’s a good thing Ted doesn’t have any friends to leak things.Can Senators be recalled like Governors? I’m sure he fucks around like this because he’s a Republican in Texas who relies on dumb people voting for him because he has an R next to his name on the ballot every 6 years and people have short-term memories.
By FortuneFaded Go To Post
Obviously sued instantly, but now we get stress test ACB
By FortuneFaded Go To PostIt’s a good thing Ted doesn’t have any friends to leak things.
You know there that one neighbor that's just been itching to get them too. Maybe two. He seems like an even bigger asshole than Rand Paul
By Lunatic Go To PostYou just described every other politician.Haha, true. I guess I just never hear about recalls on Senators or maybe I’m just not looking hard enough.
China going down makes a lot of sense (low birth rate) but what’s up with Brazil and god damn, Bangladesh? Indonesia? Nigeria shooting up isn’t so surprising - Africa is growing exponentially and I remember reading the big cities of the second half of this century will all be in Africa.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostThat jump though, the eagles are really flying huh :O
China going down makes a lot of sense (low birth rate) but what’s up with Brazil and god damn, Bangladesh? Indonesia? Nigeria shooting up isn’t so surprising - Africa is growing exponentially and I remember reading the big cities of the second half of this century will all be in Africa.
By Fenderputty Go To PostDeath and bankruptcy is a worthy sacrifice to keep AOC off my power grid!
Freedom ain’t free. This is the price paid for Federal grid freedom.
