By LabouredPatriot Go To PostCan't wait to see the coin they made for the Venezuela invasion
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostFair to say America has got this spot on.i fucking hate SUVs. know idea why everyone suddenly thought they need one if they have one kid or to go shopping.
Because suburban parents in the US need them for grocery runs and to protect themselves from the eventual accident they cause while texting and driving
"One day you might have to drive your kid and your neighbors kid! You need that third-row seating"
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By n8 dogg Go To Postwho buys an suv for someone else’s kidsAdam Johnson
By DiPro Go To Posti haven't checked if they are really mine yet.Make sure the paperwork is in order before selling them on and send the new owner the tax book
By DY_nasty Go To Postwhen you want a minivan but don't want a minivanStation wagons solved this problems extremely well without any of the drawbacks of SUVs:
- Obnoxiously high seating position that makes it unsafe
- Excess weight that makes it unsafe
- Bad driving dynamics because of the high center of gravity that makes it unsafe
- Worse gas mileage
But it's absolutely even more hilarious to me when people buy something as obnoxious as a SUV Coupe -- which doesn't even give you ANY of the stated utility benefits of an SUV: large cargo space, extra head/legroom, etc. All of the drawbacks and none of the benefits.
Just, fucking, WHY? Why does this exist? Why is this more popular than a regular ass sedan?
Fuck the modern car industry.
Aren’t SUVs a thing in America because we’re fat and it’s easier to get in and out of one?
I drive a sedan but my knees are shit and I’ve considered getting an SUV but I don’t want be that guy
I drive a sedan but my knees are shit and I’ve considered getting an SUV but I don’t want be that guy
I thought people mostly liked crossovers for the high seating position. Always look like shit cars to me but people that have them always seem to say they liked the driving position
By reilo Go To PostStation wagons solved this problems extremely well without any of the drawbacks of SUVs:even saying 'station wagon' out loud is cringe
- Obnoxiously high seating position that makes it unsafe
- Excess weight that makes it unsafe
- Bad driving dynamics because of the high center of gravity that makes it unsafe
- Worse gas mileage
But it's absolutely even more hilarious to me when people buy something as obnoxious as a SUV Coupe – which doesn't even give you ANY of the stated utility benefits of an SUV: large cargo space, extra head/legroom, etc. All of the drawbacks and none of the benefits.
Just, fucking, WHY? Why does this exist? Why is this more popular than a regular ass sedan?
Fuck the modern car industry.
SUVs are the same thing just bigger and aren't marred with the image of being a boomer-mobile
By DY_nasty Go To Posteven saying 'station wagon' out loud is cringeHow about Avant?
SUVs are the same thing just bigger and aren't marred with the image of being a boomer-mobile
By aka Espi Go To PostAren’t SUVs a thing in America because we’re fat and it’s easier to get in and out of one?No. They like them because they are big and make them feel bigger and more important and fuck everyone else I feel invincible in this tank.
I drive a sedan but my knees are shit and I’ve considered getting an SUV but I don’t want be that guy
By Kibner Go To PostNo. They like them because they are big and make them feel bigger and more important and fuck everyone else I feel invincible in this tank.
So invincible these fuckers give you no space on single-track country roads because they might get grass on the tyres of their grooming-gang mobile.
By DY_nasty Go To Posteven saying 'station wagon' out loud is cringeThey're bigger but not provide more utility. It just makes people feel warm and cozy.
SUVs are the same thing just bigger and aren't marred with the image of being a boomer-mobile
That car above? It's literally just a giant coupe with none of the usability of either a SUV or a wagon.
By reilo Go To PostThey're bigger but not provide more utility. It just makes people feel warm and cozy.Ehh a body-on-frame SUV has better towing capability than a station wagon
That car above? It's literally just a giant coupe with none of the usability of either a SUV or a wagon.
that only applies to a very small percentage of SUV owners but its there
Wouldn't even be surprised if SUVs cause more accidents and fatalities/gross injury than they protect people from.
By LabouredPatriot Go To PostFair to say America has got this spot on.I get it
But this is a fucking stupid graphic
By i can get you a toe Go To PostWouldn't even be surprised if SUVs cause more accidents and fatalities/gross injury than they protect people from.They do. But it makes the driver feel safer because they are so huge.
By LunaticNotFounder Go To PostAlso burn more gas than reilo's jag on full voice.I did two 600 mile roadtrips to Portland in the F-Type last summer and averaged 28-30mpg both times.
By reilo Go To PostI did two 600 mile roadtrips to Portland in the F-Type last summer and averaged 28-30mpg both times.I meant when you are really giving her
By reilo Go To PostWho says I wasn'tI thought yours was supercharged?
By LunaticNotFounder Go To PostI thought yours was supercharged?No, his is NA, iirc. I have the turbocharged sports car. It guzzles gas when accelerating.
Thought so as he is one of the founding members of the Slaent Elite. Reilo would never find himself in a peon F-Type.
By DY_nasty Go To Posteven saying 'station wagon' out loud is cringe
SUVs are the same thing just bigger and aren't marred with the image of being a boomer-mobile
You and I both like muscle cars, which are marred with the same image and are worse for the planet than current cars lol
I tried telling DY but he's stuck on suburban mom driving a Plymouth with the wood paneling station wagon not cool Euro dad taking his family skiing wagons
By Kibner Go To PostNo. They like them because they are big and make them feel bigger and more important and fuck everyone else I feel invincible in this tank.You know you can use the basically the same statement for those who drive sports cars though right?
By reilo Go To PostI tried telling DY but he's stuck on suburban mom driving a Plymouth with the wood paneling station wagon not cool Euro dad taking his family skiing wagonsthis doesn't exist lol
By Fenderputty Go To PostYou and I both like muscle cars, which are marred with the same image and are worse for the planet than current cars lolmuscle cars only gonna get more valuable. invest in hemicoin
By diehard Go To PostYou know you can use the basically the same statement for those who drive sports cars though right?you could, but assholes in big vehicles are what makes america gr8