By Shanks D Zoro Go To Postlol, and that was without being on anything.
amazing hahaha
Have you guys ever dated someone with braces? Is blowjobs like more exciting or are they just scary?
By Woodenlung Go To PostHave you guys ever dated someone with braces? Is blowjobs like more exciting or are they just scary?
never personally, but might mate loves it with his current girl
By Woodenlung Go To PostHave you guys ever dated someone with braces? Is blowjobs like more exciting or are they just scary?
In my experience girl with braces headgame is usually exceptional, especially if they're confident enough to take it there themselves it means they've usually had a lot of practise not catching skin etc. and have exceptional technique.
I'm waiting to the hype dies down until, I remember the hype about DAI and then the real impression coming out about a month later. From what I've read there does seem to be alot of fetch quests or dumb quests which is a little fear for me, I dont want to have to fuck a goat to get some key item.
By L1NETT Go To PostAlso (incoming conspiracy drivel)…..They keep flashing that Johnny Charisma Live in the trailers. If that equals Jo-char-is-alive i'll be chuffing livid
AHAHAHAHA fuck I think you're right!!!!!!!!
I've seen us linked with loads of players today:
Griezmann cause his agent is Jorge Mendes and we like pinching players from Atletico Madrid
Rob Green cause he lives local and QPR need to get the wages down
Bale cause his teammates don't pass to him cause he doesn't know the Spanish for "I'm open" and "pass the ball"
Sterling cause his house is for sale and he hates Liverpool
Silly season has started
Griezmann cause his agent is Jorge Mendes and we like pinching players from Atletico Madrid
Rob Green cause he lives local and QPR need to get the wages down
Bale cause his teammates don't pass to him cause he doesn't know the Spanish for "I'm open" and "pass the ball"
Sterling cause his house is for sale and he hates Liverpool
Silly season has started
By Kidjr Go To PostIn my experience girl with braces headgame is usually exceptional, especially if they're confident enough to take it there themselves it means they've usually had a lot of practise not catching skin etc. and have exceptional technique.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To Postnever personally, but might mate loves it with his current girl
By Auto Go To Postare Juventus still chasing Cavani or is he oursWe've as good as signed him. It's done.
By inky Go To PostThose Witcher 3 scores are too damn high! =D
Surprisingly high. I think CDPR create fantastic RPGs, but they are in no way for everyone.
Think as folks pick this up expecting the next Skyrim we'll see some more negative reactions.
For me who someone who wants a Gothic inspired wRPG as opposed to the americanised artificial hollow tedium of Dragon Age/ Elder Scrolls I am very excited. Pleased to hear from people whose opinions I usually chime with that the sidequests/open world are really well crafted.
But that ain't for all, which is why i'm surprised it's above 90 at the mo.
By Zabojnik Go To PostBoth look nice, I'm feeling the blue one more though. The first one would've been better with more red than gold
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@Shanksuolo ahaha moments like these are the highlight of ones life
TW3 getting GOAT reviews? What else is new? Water is wet, Parma is a criminal organisation and Cristina is a seething cunt
TW3 getting GOAT reviews? What else is new? Water is wet, Parma is a criminal organisation and Cristina is a seething cunt
By L1NETT Go To PostSurprisingly high. I think CDPR create fantastic RPGs, but they are in no way for everyone.Yup. I mean, I usually don't care about reviews, but mainstream outlets like Gamespot and IGN giving it so high marks caught me a bit off guard, especially when they rated Dragon Age 2 and The Witcher 2 at about the same levels before.
PoE and TW3 in the same year. Damn...
By Yurt Go To PostBoth look nice, I'm feeling the blue one more though. The first one would've been better with more red than goldIt doesn't even matter, I'll never find the one I actually want. This is my rvy's porn girl. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7YIWOSBX_U
By Gurthang Go To PostCyberpunk2077 will be amazing.I refuse to believe it's more than just a CG trailer at this point ;_:
By Zabojnik Go To PostIt doesn't even matter, I'll never find the one I actually want. This is my rvy's porn girl. :(sweet mother of God that sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7YIWOSBX_U
Why is facebook refusing to let me go offline in the chat. I am trying to stalk here, without having to chat with people.
please tell me this isn't old
The agent of Gareth Bale has hit out at the Real Madrid winger’s team-mates for not passing to him enough.
The Welshman was criticised for passing the ball less times than goalkeeper Iker Casillas in the Champions League semi-final first leg against Juventus last week, but it soon emerged via UEFA statistics that he covered more ground than any of his colleagues.
“We’ve been vindicated by these statistics and it’s what we’ve been saying all along,” the representative told Telegraph Sport.
“It proves that people don’t know what they’re talking about when they criticise Gareth, they are not looking at it properly.
“Real have to work with Gareth and pass the ball to him more. Give him more of the ball and let him show everybody what he’s good at.
“He’s going to be the best player at Real Madrid when his team-mates work with him and help him. Hopefully Real will come to terms with this.
“I’m very upset that professional pundits don’t realise these facts. Instead of criticising, they should look at it more closely because it’s plain to see when you watch the games.
“Most people would have been broken by this but he is determined. He could have screamed and shouted or knocked on the manager [Carlo Ancelotti]’s office door but he doesn’t want to upset anyone.
“I spoke to him on Thursday and while he’s obviously [frustrated] things aren’t going well he is desperate to get out there again.
“Every top club in the world would want to sign him but he will be at Real Madrid next season.
“There’s no way he is going anywhere in the summer. When we said he always wanted to play for Real, it was 100 per cent true and he’s determined to be a success there.”
By Woodenlung Go To PostWhy is facebook refusing to let me go offline in the chat. I am trying to stalk here, without having to chat with people.
😒
By Zabojnik Go To PostIt doesn't even matter, I'll never find the one I actually want. This is my rvy's porn girl. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7YIWOSBX_U
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By L1NETT Go To PostFor me who someone who wants a Gothic inspired wRPG as opposed to the americanised artificial hollow tedium of Dragon Age/ Elder Scrolls I am very excited.lol, blame america for the state of WRPGs eh
i like The Witcher series but it's no deep/mature grand cru experience. The combat is pretty simple and it's filled with plenty of rote by the numbers go to x and kill y type quests. does a decent job of weaving a tale but it has the advantage of having been a book adaptation and not having to deal with the freedom of character creation right
By Coldnoodle Go To Postloooooooooooooool
By Woodenlung Go To PostSee you can't find happiness for yourself, make another man happy. Buy me this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUQmzv3OeT0Semi-hollow body m8inho, ain't nobody got time for that.
By FlutterPuffs Go To Postlooooooooooooooolpls explain. i feel dumb
By Yurt Go To Postpls explain. i feel dumbImagine it's something else, and the peeler are something else too. What could happen if things went wrong.
By Yurt Go To Postpls explain. i feel dumb
the implication is that the young lady's dental corrective gear would shear your penile skin off
By Esch Go To Postlol, blame america for the state of WRPGs eh
i like The Witcher series but it's no deep/mature grand cru experience. The combat is pretty simple and it's filled with plenty of rote by the numbers go to x and kill y type quests. does a decent job of weaving a tale but it has the advantage of having been a book adaptation and not having to deal with the freedom of character creation right
Witcher 1/2 has very few simple fetch quests. Dunnae where you dreamed 'plenty' from Even contracts expect the player to learn about monsters rather than just heading to checkpoint A and clobbering some cunt round the chops. And the only one I can remember is that harpy one in Witcher 2 which is actually some nutjob building a chicken suit. Not that rote by the numbers
And I ain't blamin America haha
Just that Bethesda/Bioware mainstream tolkeinised trope filled bloated snooze zones aren't for me. CDPR clearly has more slavic/European edge to their stuff, which I far prefer. Less bioware save the world from foe z and more mundane low fantasy stuff. Clearly my inner Rodney Hilton shining through
Edit: god i sound a right cunt. rather talk about football.
Stuck a bet on Boro to win the playoffs. Not sure If I've just thrown money away
By Diablo Rosso Go To PostImagine it's something else, and the peeler are something else too. What could happen if things went wrong.
By Esch Go To Postthe implication is that the young lady's dental corrective gear would shear your penile skin offAHAHAHA ooooh, okay so I should've read the last page first
By Esch Go To Postthe implication is that the young lady's dental corrective gear would shear your penile skin off
Sadly there's a lot of work ahead for this to become relevant. But you gotta speculate and think through outcomes to be ready for the future.
By L1NETT Go To PostWitcher 1/2 has very few simple fetch quests. Dunnae where you dreamed 'plenty' from Even contracts expect the player to learn about monsters rather than just heading to checkpoint A and clobbering some cunt round the chops. And the only one I can remember is that harpy one in Witcher 2 which is actually some nutjob building a chicken suit. Not that rote by the numbers
I don't know lol. It's definitely less prevalent in 2 in both paths. But i recall doing a lot of boring killquests in 1. I'll agree with you though; CDPR does a great job at dressing up mundane tasks properly with ancillary stuff. That said, I remember cheesing my way though a lot of 2 just using quen and dodgerolling my face off
Just that Bethesda/Bioware mainstream tolkeinised trope filled bloated snooze zones aren't for me. CDPR clearly has more slavic/European edge to their stuff, which I far prefer. Less bioware save the world from foe z and more mundane low fantasy stuff. Clearly my inner Rodney Hilton shining throughThis sorta confuses me given that Tolkien's entire schtick was reinterpreting things from across europe from arthur to the poetic edda but i suppose what you're trying to say is that you're tired of big budget high fantasy. fair enough
i mean we all wish we'd have an entire WRPG series inspired by Wolfe or Moorcock but that's not in the cards innit
Edit: lol nerrrrrrds
By L1NETT Go To PostWitcher 1/2 has very few simple fetch quests. Dunnae where you dreamed 'plenty' from Even contracts expect the player to learn about monsters rather than just heading to checkpoint A and clobbering some cunt round the chops. And the only one I can remember is that harpy one in Witcher 2 which is actually some nutjob building a chicken suit. Not that rote by the numbersThe thought of Rodney Hilton playing a videogame - I feel like he'd spend a bit of time with Crusader Kings II, but would be annoyed with the shallow revolt systems in place; then he'd turn on his iPad and play another game of Agricola.
And I ain't blamin America haha
Just that Bethesda/Bioware mainstream tolkeinised trope filled bloated snooze zones aren't for me. CDPR clearly has more slavic/European edge to their stuff, which I far prefer. Less bioware save the world from foe z and more mundane low fantasy stuff. Clearly my inner Rodney Hilton shining through
Edit: god i sound a right cunt. rather talk about football.
Stuck a bet on Boro to win the playoffs. Not sure If I've just thrown money away
By flabberghastly Go To PostThe thought of Rodney Hilton playing a videogame - I feel like he'd spend a bit of time with Crusader Kings II, but would be frustrated with the shallow revolt systems in place; then he'd turn on his iPad and play another game of Agricola.
He'd hate CK2. Write the devs saying they should make Crusader Serfdom instead. Just working the fields in some Leicestershire Estate.
Man Utd Stuff @ManUtdStuff 20m20 minutes ago
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Ilkay lads
By L1NETT Go To PostHe'd hate CK2. Write the devs saying they should make Crusader Serfdom instead. Just working the fields in some Leicestershire Estate.Fuck, now you're making me desire a never-to-be-made game steeped in Marxist historiography.