went for a shit, felt like it was HUGE, a proper Tyson's dong. Looked down between my legs to see a poop the size and shape of a mcnugget.
bumhole pls.
bumhole pls.
I'm still processing the defeat to Stoke.
Losing was bad enough but putting Soldado on for half an hour was even worse. He managed 0 shots, 0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 take-ons, 0 aerial duels and 4 passes. One of which was from a kickoff.
I hope we never buy a striker from La Liga again.
Losing was bad enough but putting Soldado on for half an hour was even worse. He managed 0 shots, 0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 take-ons, 0 aerial duels and 4 passes. One of which was from a kickoff.
I hope we never buy a striker from La Liga again.
Mark Hughes has been quietly quite good again this year really. Stoke have spent £8 million on transfers in two seasons.
By Ushojax Go To PostI'm still processing the defeat to Stoke.Pathetic, isn't it? I wonder if Sherwood would send Benteke our way...?
Losing was bad enough but putting Soldado on for half an hour was even worse. He managed 0 shots, 0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 take-ons, 0 aerial duels and 4 passes. One of which was from a kickoff.
I hope we never buy a striker from La Liga again.
These players we have need to go, though. Oi. dc. Send Milner our way.
By Woodenlung Go To PostDisgusting nails.. Repulsed.
Fucking Pep. He's not wrong that we can't just sprint up because of Barca's counter, but he's a complete idiot with his logic about how we should try to get more possession and see what comes of it. We've already seen that we'll need more quickness and creativity if we intend to score those 3-4 goals.
By Elchele Go To PostWho?Michael Eberwein, the striker.
Oxlade-Chamberlain still not fit enough for tonight 😕
Seems like he'll be back for Manchester United next week though.
Seems like he'll be back for Manchester United next week though.
By Ushojax Go To PostI'm still processing the defeat to Stoke.
Losing was bad enough but putting Soldado on for half an hour was even worse. He managed 0 shots, 0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 take-ons, 0 aerial duels and 4 passes. One of which was from a kickoff.
I hope we never buy a striker from La Liga again.
I'm amazed he's a flop to be honest, would have put my house on him doing well. He was great at Valencia.
By LabouredSubterfuge Go To PostMark Hughes has been quietly quite good again this year really. Stoke have spent £8 million on transfers in two seasons.
He's done very well there; also did great at Blackburn and Fulham. Surprised he did so poorly at QPR but that club's a nightmare; and I don't think he necessarily did bad at City. Probably wasn't the man to take them further, but he made some very good buys and was doing okay.
By Ushojax Go To PostI'm still processing the defeat to Stoke.me too my friend, me too.
Losing was bad enough but putting Soldado on for half an hour was even worse. He managed 0 shots, 0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 take-ons, 0 aerial duels and 4 passes. One of which was from a kickoff.
I hope we never buy a striker from La Liga again.
By nate Go To PostI'm amazed he's a flop to be honest, would have put my house on him doing well. He was great at Valencia.
AVB sucked the soul out of him.
If I have to read another Muller to Manchester United rumor, I'll probably just turn off my computer and phone.
Before this season, I'd have been happy to take a punt on Soldado, thought last season was just a blip. 2 seasons in a row of the exact same shite though (probably even worse now actually, not even getting chances to miss) make it pretty obvious that he's just not cut out for the PL for whatever reason.
Why the fuck has humanity not evolved past hayfever? Maybe we should be chemically castrated for the good of the species. Itchy eyes and roof of mouth are literally shit.
Why the fuck has humanity not evolved past hayfever? Maybe we should be chemically castrated for the good of the species. Itchy eyes and roof of mouth are literally shit.
By Killer7 Go To PostWe aren't signing Muller.Doubt it.
He'd be Benchler at United.
He's a big threat from corners, and the rice would be right with his contract situation.
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I'm going to be so in trouble today and I don't care. I will watch the Arsenal game, but at home after going to a bar. The wife is pissed and she should be.
By everthustodeadbeats Go To PostI'm going to be so in trouble today and I don't care. I will watch the Arsenal game, but at home after going to a bar. The wife is pissed and she should be.Go home and be a family man.
By everthustodeadbeats Go To PostI'm going to be so in trouble today and I don't care. I will watch the Arsenal game, but at home after going to a bar. The wife is pissed and she should be.
#thuglife
By Hitch Go To PostGo home and be a family man.
Sound advice. No kids, so I'm just treating her wrong.
What a time!
By LabouredSubterfuge Go To Post
Man if only he had been here so Chelsea could have won the league.
By Woodenlung Go To PostMan if only he had been here so Chelsea could have won the league.😒
By everthustodeadbeats Go To PostSound advice. No kids, so I'm just treating her wrong.youre watching the arsenal game at home after going to a bar, aren't you?
What a time!
By Hitch Go To PostWhy the fuck has humanity not evolved past hayfever?.so we can get rid of the Scientologists
Having awful toothache! argh been going on for about an hour now, fucking annoying.
I geniunly now as a rule of thumb think if Tottenham are linked with a player, stay the fuck away. I remember being livid at the time Wenger allowed Tottenham to sign capoue and Paulinho. Oh how I was wrong, oh how I was really wrong.
I geniunly now as a rule of thumb think if Tottenham are linked with a player, stay the fuck away. I remember being livid at the time Wenger allowed Tottenham to sign capoue and Paulinho. Oh how I was wrong, oh how I was really wrong.
"Farage has unresigned. It's the Ukip equivalent of Easter. "On the third day after resigning he shall unresign"
"I am writing a book about Suzanne Evans period as UKIP leader, provisionally entitled "Four Days in May". I am looking for a publisher."
"I am writing a book about Suzanne Evans period as UKIP leader, provisionally entitled "Four Days in May". I am looking for a publisher."
By Kidjr Go To PostHaving awful toothache! argh been going on for about an hour now, fucking annoying.
I geniunly now as a rule of thumb think if Tottenham are linked with a player, stay the fuck away. I remember being livid at the time Wenger allowed Tottenham to sign capoue and Paulinho. Oh how I was wrong, oh how I was really wrong.
How about Hazard and Courtois? Imagine that. If it wasn't for that CL final, Hazard would probably have been playing at Tottenham. What a hilarious time.
I'm not all that unhappy with Willian either, who they were nice enough to fly in and give a medical.
By Woodenlung Go To PostHow about Hazard and Courtois? Imagine that. If it wasn't for that CL final, Hazard would probably have been playing at Tottenham. What a hilarious time.
I'm not all that unhappy with Willian either, who they were nice enough to fly in and give a medical.
Willian gets by in the Chelsea team but believe me in Tottenhams system he would have little to no impact. Not worth £30 million by any stretch.
I didnt know where linked with Hazard and Courtois to be honest.
By LabouredSubterfuge Go To PostMad Max lads
Has a screener leaked yet? Asking for a linux expert.
By Woodenlung Go To PostHas a screener leaked yet? Asking for a linux expert.It comes with all future Linux distros now that you ask (no).
By Kidjr Go To PostWillian gets by in the Chelsea team but believe me in Tottenhams system he would have little to no impact. Not worth £30 million by any stretch.
I didnt know where linked with Hazard and Courtois to be honest.
Not quite sure how much is just Redknapp talking out of his ass with Courtois, but Hazard was certainly a thing
"I was with Hazard in Paris, four hours I spent with him. He wanted to come to Tottenham, but the deal dragged on and didn't happen," he revealed on talkSPORT Drivetime.
"The goalkeeper, Courtois, we had him for next to nothing when he was 17 and that was another deal that dragged on forever and we didn't get it over the line. He should have been at Tottenham.
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‘It’s true that Tottenham tempted me because it was a young team which was third in the league,’ Hazard told Tuesday’s France Football.
‘Unfortunately, the end of the season did not go well. They did not reach the Champions League, which tipped the balance.’
"Nobody was really a fan of Chelsea's game last season," he said.
"The directors told me they were going to recruit good players with whom I could play decent football. Marko Marin, Oscar and me, we like to have the ball at our feet. Juan Mata likes the ball, so does Ramires.
"The title of European champions, and Champions League qualification, counted for a lot because the club was not doing well in the league.
"Once Chelsea won the final, it was a natural choice."
Marko Marin and Ramires. What players. To be fair Ramires was brilliant that season. Anyway on Willian, I think he would certainly do better than so much of the other expensive crap they bought.
By Scabro Go To Postyoure watching the arsenal game at home after going to a bar, aren't you?
absolutely! What a time!
By Vivalabanter Go To PostPretty sure United/City wanted Hazard at that time too.
Spuds would have had no chance.
"I see some values on players, like Hazard for instance. To me it was a lot of money. He's a good player, but £34m?"
Ferguson
