By #pray4rvy Go To PostJust saw Phil's tweet.which phil? pls do tell
That ether.
That shit that make your soul burn slow.
Theres two girls streaming on twtich currently, one whose title is "I have a pet wussy" and the other "Fap to me please" and they have many thousands of viewers.
I believe twitch is one step closer to being a cam show platform.
I believe twitch is one step closer to being a cam show platform.
Infact
I could set up a new channel and pre-record the parts of a cam show where the girls just typing and blur out the naughty bits and maybe make alot of money, do that thing they do in speed where you get like a few mins of footage and then loop it over and over, play a game like LoL with that on the "webcam" and itll just look like you are concentrating or something.
So long as I never say I am a girl or anything like that its their fault for donating.
I could set up a new channel and pre-record the parts of a cam show where the girls just typing and blur out the naughty bits and maybe make alot of money, do that thing they do in speed where you get like a few mins of footage and then loop it over and over, play a game like LoL with that on the "webcam" and itll just look like you are concentrating or something.
So long as I never say I am a girl or anything like that its their fault for donating.
By Yurt Go To Postwhich phil? pls do tellThe one that's banging my President of the Lakers Gawdess.
And letting her brother ruin our shit with his coke habit.
Jeanie stop.
pls
He's killing us.
By Mr Cola Go To PostHonestly havent seen one for about 2 weeks, my movie/tv watching time is at the beck of someone else who thinks horror films are stupid, got her to watch Sunshine though and she said it was good, had to explain the second half and got really frustrated she couldnt get the tone shift, asked "Is that captain America", i said nothing, not dignifying that with a response.
By Mr Cola Go To PostWe watched Oldboy, she didnt get it, she wasnt silent during the fight scenes and remaked he was a bit rapey.Christ I've missed you Cola
It is my express understanding that if you cant understand a film then you should not watch the film, if I took this approach going forward we would never watch any film, so I am stuck.
By #pray4rvy Go To PostThe one that's banging my President of the Lakers Gawdess.killING implies that you're alive
And letting her brother ruin our shit with his coke habit.
Jeanie stop.
pls
He's killing us.
you arent bb
By Yurt Go To PostkillING implies that you're aliveFuck David Stern.
you arent bb
He Platini'd us.
He Florentino'd us.
He UEFAlona'd us.
Yurt, I'm thinking about something.
You're Italian.
Your girl is Russia.
Do you guys speak English?
During sex?
You're Italian.
Your girl is Russia.
Do you guys speak English?
During sex?
when u don't know whether to continue watching your dodgy download of kingsman because of its poor quality
By #pray4rvy Go To PostDo you guys speak English?
During sex?
Yes to both loool
I've learned a few helpful Russian phrases though.
most useful when we're arguing is 'ca-roche' which means 'IN SHORT..'
By Yurt Go To PostYes to both loool
I've learned a few helpful Russian phrases though.
most useful when we're arguing is 'ca-roche' which means 'IN SHORT..'
Incredible.
Hernanes explained his backflip and Inter brace was revenge for Lazio President Claudio Lotito’s criticism.
The Prophet was jeered loudly by the Stadio Olimpico crowd when scoring both goals in the 2-1 result against his former club.
“It was the saddest backflip of my career. I didn’t want to upset or disrespect the Lazio fans, but I had to do it for Lotito,”
:( I still love him
Just spent $15 on a Apple gift card to resub to HBO Now, but the fucking iTunes store is saying I have insufficent credit...even though the sub is $14.99 
fuck u apple
fuck u apple
Top Gossip
Manchester City are willing to make Paul Pogba the highest-paid midfielder in the world and are preparing a British record £70m bid for the 22-year-old. (Daily Star)
Midfielder Tom Cleverley has hinted he wants to stay at Aston Villa. The 25-year-old is currently on loan from Manchester United. (Daily Express)
Wales forward Gareth Bale, 25, is becoming increasingly isolated in the Real Madrid dressing room because he cannot speak Spanish. (Daily Mail)
West Brom will try to hijack Scott Sinclair's move to Aston Villa with their own £2.5m summer bid. The 26-year-old winger is expected to leave Manchester City in the summer. (Daily Mirror)
Defender Chris Smalling, 25, says Manchester United team-mate Ashley Young, 29, deserves a recall to the England squad after the winger's improved form this season. (Daily Mail)
Liverpool have stepped up their interest in Borussia Dortmund forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. The 25-year-old Gabon international would cost £15m (Shoot.co.uk)
Striker Papiss Cisse, 29, believes he can score the goals to help keep Newcastle United in the Premier League. (Shields Gazette)
Real Madrid midfielder Toni Kroos, 25, will be available for Wednesday's Champions League semi-final against Juventus, despite suffering an injury in Saturday's draw with Valencia. (AS.com, in Spanish)
Swansea City can take a step towards a surprise top-six place if they can upset Arsenal on Monday, according to captain Ashley Williams, 30. (Wales Online)
Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 21, says the team must stop making "sloppy" mistakes if they are to achieve anything this season. (Daily Mirror)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger believes Theo Walcott, 26, has developed the qualities needed to become a successful central striker for the Gunners. (Evening Standard)
Manuel Pellegrini says he is unaware of reports that he is soon to be replaced as manager by Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola. (Four Four Two)
Bayern Munich forward Thomas Muller, 25, has fuelled rumours that he will join Manchester United by saying he has a good relationship with Red Devils manager Louis van Gaal. (Metro)
Manchester United and Arsenal are interested in signing Karim Benzema, with Real Madrid willing to sell the 27-year-old French striker. (Daily Star)
QPR boss Chris Ramsey agreed with his captain, Joey Barton, that the club have some "bad eggs" (Guardian)
Manager Jose Mourinho says midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek will have a career at Chelsea after the 19-year-old made his first start against Liverpool. (Goal,com)
Inter Milan manager Roberto Mancini refused to deny reports goalkeeper Samir Handanovic could leave the club in the summer, with Manchester United and Juventus reported to be interested in the 30-year-old. (Gazzetta dello Sport, in Italian)
Best of social media
Chelsea captain John Terry is off on holiday, it seems. The defender posted on Instagram: "Few days in the sun. Well deserved rest with @toni26terry."
Former Chelsea goalkeeper Carlo Cudicini was at Stamford Bridge on Sunday as a guest for the match against Liverpool. The Italian 41-year-old caught up with old team-mates Didier Drogba and Petr Cech, and tweeted: "It was great to see @Capitancarloc at the Bridge today."
Brad Friedel's twitter picture
Crystal Palace defender Peter Ramage, who spent four years with QPR, reacted to his former team's relegation on Sunday. Ramage tweeted: "Disappointed for the QPR today, horrible feeling, but they've bounced back before and sure they can do it again!"
Tottenham goalkeeper Brad Friedel spent his Sunday night helping with the homework. The USA international tweeted: "SATS revisions…my daughter looks thrilled."
And finally
Ipswich's Paul Anderson offered to pay a supporter's repair bill after the fan damaged his own ceiling celebrating the winger's equaliser against Norwich in the Championship play-off. (Sun - subscription required)
A match steward made a last-ditch tackle to prevent an angry fan from confronting the referee during a Mexican league match between Santos and Puebla. (Metro)
Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 21, says the team must stop making "sloppy" mistakes if they are to achieve anything this season. (Daily Mirror)
Wales forward Gareth Bale, 25, is becoming increasingly isolated in the Real Madrid dressing room because he cannot speak Spanish. (Daily Mail)
By Freewheelin Go To PostJust spent $15 on a Apple gift card to resub to HBO Now, but the fucking iTunes store is saying I have insufficent credit…even though the sub is $14.99
Maybe because it's a subscription? There might be a minimum balance or something. Dunno since I can't sub to HBO Go ;_;
Scum, how hungover are you from last night 
Edit:
Well, I assumed it would just take the money from my giftcard, but it hasn't and keeps asking for other payment info to continue the purchase :/
Edit:
By OddMorsel Go To PostMaybe because it's a subscription? There might be a minimum balance or something. Dunno since I can't sub to HBO Go ;_;
Well, I assumed it would just take the money from my giftcard, but it hasn't and keeps asking for other payment info to continue the purchase :/
By Mr Cola Go To PostWonder how long it took Beckham to become fluentit's probably easier for a human to learn a new language.
Bale excelled in his free role at spurs, he wont get that at United, I think hell be stifled by our current system a bit like how ADM is.
By Mr Cola Go To PostBale excelled in his free role at spurs, he wont get that at United, I think hell be stifled by our current system a bit like how ADM is.Yep.
Like putting ADM as forward.
By Batistuta Go To PostGuys, I don't find It's always sunny in philidelphia funnywhat season are you on
Help me obi wan
By cremino Go To PostOn this day in 2001 Milan beat Inter 6-1damnKaladze in midfield and Gattuso on the wing…….
edit: why did you change the pic. pls leave
I honestly dont see how you can not speak spanish living in spain and being surrounded by spanish all day for best part of 2 years, unless he is so sheltered there he only associates with the people who can speak English.
I would be mortified living in another country and not knowing the language to a degree that I can ask where A&E is and tell them where I am wounded.
I would be mortified living in another country and not knowing the language to a degree that I can ask where A&E is and tell them where I am wounded.
By Mr Cola Go To PostI honestly dont see how you can not speak spanish living in spain and being surrounded by spanish all day for best part of 2 years, unless he is so sheltered there he only associates with the people who can speak English.or you know Cola, it's just a rumor.
I would be mortified living in another country and not knowing the language to a degree that I can ask where A&E is and tell them where I am wounded.
By Freewheelin Go To Postwhat season are you on
Just finished 2 m8
By Freewheelin Go To PostJust spent $15 on a Apple gift card to resub to HBO Now, but the fucking iTunes store is saying I have insufficent credit…even though the sub is $14.99m8
it's because those 14.99 dont include taxes
By Mr Cola Go To PostWe watched Oldboy, she didnt get it, she wasnt silent during the fight scenes and remaked he was a bit rapey.I know your feelings at least partly.
It is my express understanding that if you cant understand a film then you should not watch the film, if I took this approach going forward we would never watch any film, so I am stuck.
My gf got the meaning behind it, she does like all the time.
Sadly alot of the more serious movies I show her, she still watches alot of garbage though.
I mean every freaking time I have to show her the good stuff, while she wants to see Avengers,Arrow or other shit.
By Scum Go To PostLiverpool have stepped up their interest in Borussia Dortmund forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. The 25-year-old Gabon international would cost £15mHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Double the sum and we might think about it.
By FlutterPuffs Go To Postor you know Cola, it's just a rumor.Id be mortified
besides half our team is Spanish, how would he communicate?
By Mr Cola Go To PostId be mortifiedGrunting sounds.
besides half our team is Spanish, how would he communicate?
Seriously though if he hasn't, and if that's one of the major factors why his team play has been suffering lately then what the fuck.
By Pennywise Go To PostI know your feelings at least partly.The odd thing is, so I like to talk, I can talk alot and oddly she is usually silent, what I cant abide is stupidity or not paying attention to movies, I dont consider myself very smart but I can follow a movie and during good scenes absolute silence must be observed. She just likes to hear me talk, its sweet in a way but it also makes me think less of her, but I like that she likes listening to me, its nice.
My gf got the meaning behind it, she does like all the time.
Sadly alot of the more serious movies I show her, she still watches alot of garbage though.
I mean every freaking time I have to show her the good stuff, while she wants to see Avengers,Arrow or other shit.
Shes nice, people generally dont like the way I talk, its too random
By Mr Cola Go To PostThe odd thing is, so I like to talk, I can talk alot and oddly she is usually silent, what I cant abide is stupidity or not paying attention to movies, I dont consider myself very smart but I can follow a movie and during good scenes absolute silence must be observed. She just likes to hear me talk, its sweet in a way but it also makes me think less of her, but I like that she likes listening to me, its nice.
Shes nice, people generally dont like the way I talk, its too random
I'm happy you exist.
By Mr Cola Go To PostThe odd thing is, so I like to talk, I can talk alot and oddly she is usually silent, what I cant abide is stupidity or not paying attention to movies, I dont consider myself very smart but I can follow a movie and during good scenes absolute silence must be observed. She just likes to hear me talk, its sweet in a way but it also makes me think less of her, but I like that she likes listening to me, its nice.I love the way you talk :P
Shes nice, people generally dont like the way I talk, its too random
I usually talk about the movie afterwards, depends on the movie though.
It's kinda baffling though, my gf is far more cultural and got a pretty good art knowledge.
Yet, I'm the person who is looking for more rewarding movies, or at least those that tend to get you thinking a bit.
By Pennywise Go To PostI love the way you talk :PI work as a designer.
I usually talk about the movie afterwards, depends on the movie though.
It's kinda baffling though, my gf is far more cultural and got a pretty good art knowledge.
Yet, I'm the person who is looking for more rewarding movies, or at least those that tend to get you thinking a bit.
Most of the time, give me a popcorn movie. Art movies are damn exhausting and/or depressing. Sometimes it feels like work. Maybe it's that.
By Pennywise Go To PostI love the way you talk :PSee we talk about the movie but the talk consists of me explaining the movie, she has taken to reading wiki during the films now and during a survivor marathon on fri, which was cut short by 3 episodes because, and this is the worst thing I have ever heard "If we stop now then we can save the last few episodes and build the hype, it will be like the Lost Finale, a painful wait", i told her that was perhaps in a long list of ideas, the worst I had ever heard. She still does not think I am serious and I watched the episodes when she left, now I have to act surprised when we watch them for real and ill have to be on my game because when she inevitable asks why "x did y" i cant say because of something that happened in the next episode, I have a terrible memory, it would be prudent to rewatch them and take notes so I can prepare a bit.
I usually talk about the movie afterwards, depends on the movie though.
It's kinda baffling though, my gf is far more artistic and gotta a pretty good art knowledge.
Yet, I'm the person who is looking for more rewarding movies, or at least those that tend to get you thinking a bit.
By Xpike Go To Postm8how much extra do I have to pay :/ I set my billing address in Ohio :P
it's because those 14.99 dont include taxes
By Freewheelin Go To Posthow much extra do I have to pay :/ I set my billing address in Ohio :P
Oregon doesn't have tax.
By Mr Cola Go To PostSee we talk about the movie but the talk consists of me explaining the movie, she has taken to reading wiki during the films now and during a survivor marathon on fri, which was cut short by 3 episodes because, and this is the worst thing I have ever heard "If we stop now then we can save the last few episodes and build the hype, it will be like the Lost Finale, a painful wait", i told her that was perhaps in a long list of ideas, the worst I had ever heard. She still does not think I am serious and I watched the episodes when she left, now I have to act surprised when we watch them for real and ill have to be on my game because when she inevitable asks why "x did y" i cant say because of something that happened in the next episode, I have a terrible memory, it would be prudent to rewatch them and take notes so I can prepare a bit.
You better take notes than :P
Well, my gf missed alot of classic movies and series during her childhood and in her overall life.
So I have to endure watching alot of movies and series again, luckily most of them are something I choose.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI work as a designer.There is nothing wrong with it, but she never even once suggested a great movie once.
Most of the time, give me a popcorn movie. Art movies are damn exhausting and/or depressing. Sometimes it feels like work. Maybe it's that.
I like a smooth experience that doesn't require thinking every once in a while as well, it's just that I really have to show her the good stuff, while she chooses the easy route and watches all the mainstream stuff...
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI work as a designer.what kind of designer m8?
Most of the time, give me a popcorn movie. Art movies are damn exhausting and/or depressing. Sometimes it feels like work. Maybe it's that.