So there’s this house in my neighborhood and the yard is jacked up. It’s like the only house too. My wife and always wonder how she avoids the HoA. She doesn’t. She just pays the court fees while the HoA puts leans on her house. A dangerous game she plays
By Fenderputty Go To PostUsually you don’t sign up to be terrorized by someone via a contractual agreement
Never been employed ey?
HOA sounds great because humans really needed to be incentivized to regard other people with contempt
By Fenderputty Go To PostUsually you don’t sign up to be terrorized by someone via a contractual agreementi see what you did there
By Fenderputty Go To PostUsually you don’t sign up to be terrorized by someone via a contractual agreementBREXIT NOW!
By Laboured Go To PostIs this a joke about paedophilia, seems like that to me
HoA is fine in theory because you don't want someone just piling shit up in their front lawn or attracting pests but some other pricks decided that it was all about the most subjective shit that could affect property values (and folks on power trips). So you got places where people cite lawn gnomes or the color of your window trim.
My wife just said to me “so there’s 3 open board positions on the HoA if you were serious about getting on” 😂
I promise fellow HoA members. I will not bring the ban hammer down unless absolutely necessary
I promise fellow HoA members. I will not bring the ban hammer down unless absolutely necessary
You can't fix a corrupt system by joining it. This is how it starts. Soon you'll be just another HoA member that everybody fucking hates. Telling people they gotta power wash their roofing and cut down that tree that isn't even on your fucking property.
My HoA is actually very chill for the most part. The house I’m referring to looks like absolute shit. Weeds up to the windows type thing. Just mow the weeds? Lol
I actually want to join because I want an easier pathway to variances in exterior paint design
I actually want to join because I want an easier pathway to variances in exterior paint design
By Fenderputty Go To PostDoes Arnold count? He’s the only one I’ve voted forwhat the fuck do you think 😂
"Does Arnold count", omg
By Fenderputty Go To PostTo be fair, he’s married to a Kennedy for Christ’s sake
For real though, I think I've posted it before, but I had a HOA when I owned a townhouse. Of course, in that situation, they were responsible for all external upkeep of the home, and since I was also disinterested in any external customizations, I had no problem. And it's not like they could complain to me about the grass or shrubs that were under their purview.
By Fenderputty Go To PostUsually you don’t sign up to be terrorized by someone via a contractual agreementGet married brehs
By /sy Go To PostGet married brehsboomer humor
By Dipro Go To Postboomer humorFirst step towards boomer money
By Not Go To PostBoy I hate my wife and mother in law
Also kids can't read books anymore without swiping the pages
Hahahahahaha so true.
By /sy Go To PostFirst step towards boomer money
You’re almost there. Baby steps success!
By /sy Go To PostFirst step towards boomer moneyyou could have it now if you were willing to draw furry titties.
By /sy Go To Posti only draw cubes these days
FR ... I’m a white male in Orange County. I just redid my lawn. Every elderly neighbor of mine now assumes I consume tucker Carlson. They just open their mouths and let the fox flow.
“Well you gotta get your covid info from careful sources. I watch Fox News and ....”
... fender backs three feet further away ...
“Yeah so great talking to ya. Thanks for the compliment on the lawn”
“Well you gotta get your covid info from careful sources. I watch Fox News and ....”
... fender backs three feet further away ...
“Yeah so great talking to ya. Thanks for the compliment on the lawn”
By Laboured Go To Post
sy, please
By Pac-12 Go To Postsy, pleaseI'd never 'wet' frozen food. Beginner's mistake.
Top tier frozen food
Pizza
Chicken tenders/nuggets/chicken in patty form/shrimp
Fries/Wedges
By Not Go To Postngl I'd still take that bad boy down
in college? don't blink
The non microwave version looks ok