I've come to the conclusion that little is more annoying online than pet baby speak. Although the trend of making your cat obese, sorry, a chomky boi, does top it.
By i can get you a toe Go To PostYou can always tell it's gonna be an especially badly run family place if there's a family member (or hell more than one) that just stand or sit around doing fuck all. There's so much to be done at any given establishment. I died at what I assume is "mom" pretending that they watch the tank like a hawk and she couldn't even do that much."I think the food is great"
"When was it made?"
"Last Monday"
"is this fresh or frozen" (he already knows but he asks anyway)
"frozen"
*Gordon glare*
"what it's economical and tastes just as good"
*Gordon leaves or shouts*
"frozen"
*Gordon glare*
"what it's economical and tastes just as good"
*Gordon leaves or shouts*
By DY_nasty Go To Post"I think the food is great"
"When was it made?"
"Last Monday"
There was an episode where Ramsay kept asking when the food was made and the owner kept saying "yesterday" and it was so obvious to Ramsay that it was nowhere near yesterday.
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By bud Go To Postthe world of michelin stars is fascinating.I became a flexitarian (and subsequently a vegetarian) partially because of how a dead quail was presented to me in a Michelin restaurant, bud.
i tried out going vegetarian and vegan for a month.
being a vegetarian is relatively easy. didn't miss meat at all. had an amazing red beet burger that a date (fyi, batong: this date ended in sex 😎) made for me. i was blown away by how much like the real thing the burger looked and smelled and tasted.
being a vegan, however... is hard, though. no milk. no cheese. no pizza. allah no.
all in all, i had the best shits i've ever had in this month. it almost literally just fell out of my ass.
was totally worth it for that alone.
being a vegetarian is relatively easy. didn't miss meat at all. had an amazing red beet burger that a date (fyi, batong: this date ended in sex 😎) made for me. i was blown away by how much like the real thing the burger looked and smelled and tasted.
being a vegan, however... is hard, though. no milk. no cheese. no pizza. allah no.
all in all, i had the best shits i've ever had in this month. it almost literally just fell out of my ass.
was totally worth it for that alone.
from what i've seen how a lot of people eat meat (westerners) is it's the predominant thing rather than an ingredient in a whole dish or with many other sides so the amount of fiber/veggie and oils you're getting along with it just isn't enough for your digestion later. Not to mention all the dairy and bread to go along with it too.
You got me on another Kitchen Nightmares Youtube binge.
"That lobster is fresh, even though it's dead"
"That lobster is fresh, even though it's dead"
By Pac-12 Go To PostThere was an episode where Ramsay kept asking when the food was made and the owner kept saying "yesterday" and it was so obvious to Ramsay that it was nowhere near yesterday.Never seen this one.
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Health inspectors pls
Look, I paid good goddamn money that I earned with my own hands to live in a goddamn gated community for a goddamn reason
By DY_nasty Go To PostLike others here, he is a waste of height.
At least he’s not like sy and a waste of Talent and body fluid
By NinjaFridge Go To PostYou got me on another Kitchen Nightmares Youtube binge.Now I'm reading about lobsters on wikipedia. They can live to 50 and
"That lobster is fresh, even though it's dead"
Research suggests that lobsters may not slow down, weaken or lose fertility with age, and that older lobsters may be more fertile than younger lobsters
Y'all talking about wasted potential?
DY could have a been a pro basketballer for the Guangdong Southern Tigers in the CNineseBA.
DY could have a been a pro basketballer for the Guangdong Southern Tigers in the CNineseBA.
By bud Go To PostHigh sex or drunk sex?
Bourgoin is the author of more than 40 books and is widely viewed as a leading expert on murderers, having hosted a number of French television documentaries on the subject. He has claimed to have interviewed more than 70 serial killers, trained at the FBI’s base in Quantico, Virginia, and that his own wife was murdered in 1976, by a man who confessed to a dozen murders on his arrest two years later.https://apple.news/AbVnkM9qrTCmo5BEYOTb94g
But in January, anonymous collective the 4ème Oeil Corporation accused him of lying about his past, and Bourgoin has now admitted to the French press that the wife never existed. He also acknowledged that he never trained with the FBI, never interviewed Charles Manson, met far fewer killers than he has previously claimed, and never worked as a professional footballer – another claim he had made.
Derbyshire Police mocked over 'kiss on the cheek' assault appeal
Police have removed a sexual assault appeal after it attracted "counterproductive" comments online.
Derbyshire Police posted the appeal on its website and social media accounts on Saturday.
It asked for help to find a man who kissed a woman on the cheek to thank her for helping him when his lorry became stuck under a bridge in Matlock.
Derbyshire Police said the unwanted kiss fell under the Sexual Offences Act 2003.
The force said the victim, a woman in her 70s, was "very distressed, especially at a time when close contact with strangers is to be avoided" and added: "We take all allegations of this nature extremely seriously."
By DY_nasty Go To Postthat guy is so cringy
the potatoes with that salmon dish looked especially sad lmao
Some amazing stuff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_and_television_accidents
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_and_television_accidents
Super Mario Bros. (1993). Bob Hoskins was stabbed four times, electrocuted, and was nearly drowned. During one scene, Hoskins broke a finger when the door of a van slammed on his hand.[156]
Seven (1995). In a scene where Detective David Mills (Brad Pitt) chased John Doe in the rain, Pitt fell and his arm went through a car windscreen, requiring surgery. This accident was written into the script to explain Pitt wearing a cast over his arm. Coincidentally, the original script did call for Pitt's character to be injured during this sequence but not to his hand.[161]
Titanic (1997). Several extras were injured during the film's climactic sinking scene where passengers fell and hit parts of the ship. Injuries ranged from a broken ankle to cracked ribs, a fractured cheekbone, and a ruptured spleen.[172] Kate Winslet suffered pneumonia from filming the water scenes after she refused to wear a wetsuit under her dress. During the scene where Jack and Rose were running away from an ocean wave in the hallways, Winslet's coat snagged on a gate, pulling her down and nearly drowning her.[173] On the final night of shooting in Nova Scotia, 80 cast and crew members were hospitalized after pranksters spiked the clam chowder at the catering area with PCP.[174]
By Laboured Go To PostSome amazing stuff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_film_and_television_accidents
Fitzcarraldo (1982). The production of this West German film was affected by the numerous injuries and deaths of several indigenous extras who were hired as laborers, as well as two plane crashes that resulted in five critical injuries and one paralysis. A Peruvian logger was forced to amputate his own foot after being bitten by a venomous snake.Horse pls.
Maximum Overdrive (1986). Director of photography Armando Nannuzzi was seriously injured when a radio-controlled lawnmower used in a scene went out of control and struck a block of wood used as a camera support, shooting out wood splinters. The splinters were fired at Nannuzzi's face, resulting in him losing an eye. Nannuzzi sued Stephen King on 18 February 1987, for $18 million in damages due to unsafe working practices. The suit was settled out of court.Imagine loosing an eye for a trash movie like that.
The Eagle (2011). When filming in a freezing river, actors have a mixture of boiling hot water and river water poured down their suits to stay warm. A crew member forgot to mix the hot water with the river water during filming; as a result, Channing Tatum was scalded with boiling water that burned the skin off the tip of his penis.[138][219]
By DY_nasty Go To Posthttp://www.kake.com/story/42130042/police-arrest-14-year-old-boy-who-entered-wichita-home-and-watched-sleeping-teen
nah
got fam in wichita
when i was up there a couple of months ago for a funeral, there was a dollar general that got shot up in broad daylight up the street, that we just passed by a few minutes earlier. 10+ yellow cones on the ground. And the other day my cousin told me there was a drive by in broad daylight a couple blocks up from their house
its different up there, smh